The camera starts with both Naruto and Sasuke. They are sitting in Sakura's kitchen, on opposite ends of the table. Sasuke's hands are folded in front of his face, and he is staring seriously at Naruto. Naruto is squinting at Sasuke, who turns to the camera.

"Im Sasuke Uchiha."

Naruto looks at the camera. His expression doesn't change.

"Im Naruto Uzumaki."

"This is Sasuto Prouduction # 62."

"Today, Sasuke and I are doing an acronym challenge."

Sasuke holds up a piece of paper "We've chosen a name we are going to turn into acronyms. I've chosen Sakura."

"Dude, that's hilarious. I chose Hinata."

"Mhmm. No one knows about this, 'cause we're gonna make it a surprise."

The camera cuts to Naruto, who is wearing a red beanie with question marks all over it. He looks like he's in pain.

"Dude, this is really hard." Naruto complains.

"I think I know that, Naruters. Shut the fuck up." Sasuke says.

Naruto says "Even though I have my thinking hat on....I already got H. But what do I write for N? This is soo fucking hard, im gonna die."

"Good. Maybe then I can concentrate in peace."

"Fuck you, Sasuke."

Sakura walks into the kitchen. She is wearing running shorts and a t-shirt and has a towel draped around her neck. Sasuke curves his paper when he sees her so she won't look at his paper.

"I still don't see why you guys can't do this somewhere else." she complains.

Sasuke retorts "Pinky, you said yourself that you think we should spend "quality time" together as a team. That's why we're here."

"This isn't what I meant by quality time, Sasuke-kun-"

"I don't care. Shut the fuck up now before I whip this camera in your face."

"You wouldn't." Sakura dares.

"My money's on Sasuke." Naruto chirps.

Sakura gets into a punching stance. "Naruto, you stupid-"

"If you lay a finger on him, pinky, im gonna chidori you to the moon." Sasuke says quickly. Sakura stares at him for a moment, before leaving in a huff.

Naruto wipes his forehead with the back of his hand. "Thanks, dude. Sakura's punches are crazy. I swear she has troll arms."

"Duh. That's 'cause Sakura's from a motherfucking demon-troll tribe. Also known as the Haruno clan. Guess what?"

"What?"

"Im done with Sakura's name!"

"Godammit! Why does Hinata's name have to be so hard?"

"It's alright. Not everyone can be as brilliant as me, right?"

"Shut up, Sasuke!"

The camera cuts to Naruto. He runs into Sakura's backyard, in a sweatshirt and sweatpants, and starts doing pushups.

"Its about time you got back." Sasuke's voice is heard.

"Yeah, yeah. Awww, look at you. Why are you all dressed up? Gimme the camera so I can get a shot of you. (takes camera and points it at Sasuke. He is wearing a black shirt with the Uchiha symbol on the back and black pants) Our little boy's all grown up."(sniff)

"Alright, fuckface, that's enough.(takes camera) You don't remember?"

"Who did you kill? We're probably going to their funeral."

"Guess again. Hey, stay away from me. Your all sweaty and gross." Sasuke steps back.

"Fuck you. I'm Naruto. And I'm confused."

"Sai's party, remember?"

"Oh, that's right. Party!"

"Excellent work."

Naruto announces proudly "Hi! Im Naruto! Sai's having a party today-"

"Actually, Ino's having a party. She just thinks that Sai is so damn isolated that he needs a party every other week."

Naruto confirms "Yeah, that's about it. And its not even a party. We just sit and talk. Its like, group therapy."

Sasuke says "Dobe, if you don't shower, I'm hosing you down."

Naruto smiles evilly before the camera stops. It starts again showing Naruto, still in his clothes, in the shower, with the water running over him.

"Not what I had in mind, but ok. Why do I have to stay? I feel gay."

"You are gay! (turns off water and steps out) Do I look pretty now?"

"Not pretty, but better. Get dressed."

Naruto takes his pants off.

"Not in front of me!" yells Sasuke.

"I'm ready!" Naruto turns in circles in place a few times.

"You're going to a party in a wet sweatshirt and boxers. And wet hair." Sasuke confirms.

"Yup. Let's go."

They go outside, where everyone except for Sai and Ino are waiting.

"Naruto, get dressed!" Sakura says.

"I am dressed."

"Go put on something decent! Sasuke-kun did." Sakura tries to set an example.

Naruto chuckles "Sasuke is not dressed decent. He isn't wearing underwear. I am! See?" He pulls up his sweater to show his boxers. They are bright orange and have the words "ramen" "hokage" and "Naruto" all over them.

"Personalized? Where did you get those?" Kiba says, baffled.

Naruto grins "I have my ways."

Kiba slaps his forehead "I officially know too much."

Tenten hits Naruto on the back of the head. "Naruters, I'm warning you now, do not piss me off, mother fucker, cuz it would be a shame to get blood on that shirt of yours."

"I never piss you off, Tenten. You're just a whiny baby who has nothing else to do except try to beat me up-"

Tenten and Naruto get into a tussle.

Tenten punches him in the face several times before Naruto falls. He doesn't do anything, 'cause Tenten's a girl.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!!" Naruto screams. Neji and Sasuke rush over. Sasuke shoves Tenten off, and she falls onto her butt. This gets Neji mad, so he and Sasuke end up in a tussle, too, with Naruto stuck in the middle.

"MOTHERFUCKER!!" Sasuke screams.

"SHUT UP!!" Neji lands a punch.

"STOP IT!!!" Tenten shrieks.

Naruto gets out and pulls Sasuke off of Neji. The camera stops filming.

The camera again with Sasuke, who is standing in front of everyone else. He takes the camera from Naruto, who is sitting in a circle. Ino, Sakura, Shino, Sai, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Lee, Hinata, Tenten and Neji all sit in that order. Naruto has two papers in his hand.

"So, today, Sasuke and I challenged each other to an acronym challenge. I did Hinata." Naruto holds up his paper.

"You better not have written anything inappropriate, Naruto." Neji says. Sasuke snorts. "Who's gonna stop him? You?"

"Yeah, me."

Sasuke and Neji exchange death glares.

Naruto says "Im starting. (reads) Hyuuga Hinata. Her name means "sunny" "Towards the sun" "Sunflower" and such. She's shy, pretty, kind, smart and caring. She turns red whenever she sees me, and then she faints. H is for hot, 'cause she is DAMN hot. E is for energetic-"

Sasuke interupts "Naruto....there's no E in Hinata."

"Yes, there is."

"Spell Hinata."

Naruto spells "H-E-E-N-A-T-A, right?"

Everyone minus Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, Shikamaru, Hinata and Shino burst out laughing. Hinata is blushing and mumbling "N-Naruto-kun..."

Shikamaru flops down onto the ground, muttering "Troublesome."

Naruto is blushing crazily "Ok, ok! It was an honest mistake, GAWD! Besides, I had backup incase! Let me finish!"

Sasuke smirks. "Ok, ok dobe. Go ahead."

Naruto sighs and continues "I is for indecisive, because Hinata is very indecisive...but not about everything. Just some stuff. N is for nervous, 'cause she always seems nervous around me, and its kinda wierd, but kinda cute, too. A is for adorable, 'cause, ummm, she's adorable, T is for tranquilizer-"

"What the hell, Naruto?" Tenten interupts. Naruto gets angry.

"HEY, you don't see ME interupting you when you're trying to speak! Shut the hell up and listen, fucker!"

"Hey, don't talk to her like that!" Neji says.

"Neji, no one wants to hear your gay, stupid voice. Shut the fuck up." Sasuke says calmly.

Naruto continues "T is for Tranquilizer, 'cause she's a tranquilizer, and A is for a-fucking-mazing. Done! Did you like it, Hinata?"

Sasuke turns the camera to get a shot of Hinata. She's fainted on the ground next to Tenten.

"Heheh, she fainted." (zooms in on Hinata sprawled on ground)

"That was actually very sweet, Naruto." Ino says dreamily. "A young man in love, confesses his feelings through acronyms! What-"

"Hey, im not confessing anything, I just told the truth." Naruto says boredly. He takes the camera from Sasuke. "Your turn, dude."

Sasuke stretches. "As it is that I am a busy man-"

Neji mutters "Yeah, right."

Sasuke sits up immediatly. "Did you say something, slutface?"

"No." Neji sulks.

"Didn't think so. Anyways, I am a busy man. I have no time to be doing childish things such as acronym challenges. So, I chose a name I knew I could complete fast." Sasuke bats his eyelashes. "Haruno Sakura."

Everyone groans. Sakura hides her face behind her sweatshirt.

"Haruno Sakura. Roughly translated, Sakura means "cherry blossom" and Haruno means "springfield". All I can tell you is that it is very floral."

"Very floral, indeed." Naruto confirms.

Sasuke nods and continues "Sakura. S is for suckup. This is because Sakura is a suckup. Teacher's pet at the academy, sucks up to Tsunade, and also to me-"

"That's not true, Sasuke!" Sakura shrieks from behind her sweatshirt.

"No one asked for your evaluation." Sasuke reminds her. He then continues.

"A is for annoying, 'cause she is goddamn annoying, and we all know it."

"Is that all? Just bad stuff for Sakura's name? Why couldn't you write something nice, like what Naruto wrote?" Tenten says angrily. Naruto hears this and gets all proud.

"Yeah, Sasuke, why couldn't you write like me?" Naruto says. Sasuke gives him the finger.

"Listen, you bunch of faggots, im not finished, so kindly shut your faces until then. Moving along! Where was I?"

Naruto says "You were at K."

Sasuke smirks. "Ah, yes. K. K stands for knowledgable. Sakura is a brilliant student, even though she gets wrapped up in me alot. U is for understanding. Ok, Sakura's not really understanding, but she tries....at least for me. R is for radiant, 'cause that's how she looks when she's happy, or excited. A is for amazing, 'cause that's what she is to me."

Naruto turns the camera slowly around the group, so everyone can be seen. They mostly look normal, except for some. Ino is squealing in her seat. Hinata is still fainted next to Tenten, who is still and shocked. Neji is staring at Sasuke like he's an alien, and Sakura is beet-red. Sasuke looks around.

"What are you looking at?" he asks Neji, specifically. Tenten points at Sasuke and looks at Naruto. "This is the same Sasuke, right?"

Naruto nods. Sasuke looks around.

"What's wrong with you people? What the hell are you looking at?!" he shrieks.

"Hey, Naruto, you sure you didn't drug him? Or write that for him?" Kiba asks. Naruto shakes his head. "I didn't-"

"What was that, Neji?" Sasuke says angrily.

"Huh?" Neji is confused, 'cause he didn't say anything. Sasuke punches him.

"Fuckbag!"

"What the hell was that for, Sasuke?!" Neji says angrily.

"For looking at me funny."

"Guess he's back to normal." Tenten says sadly.

"What did you say?!" Sasuke makes a menacing move towards Tenten. Neji punches him.

"Don't touch my girlfriend!"

"Don't tell me what to do, motherfucker!" Sasuke shrieks. He then starts pummeling Neji.

The camera cuts to Sasuke. He is being trailed by several fangirls. He looks extremely annoyed and pissed off.

"Wow! Aren't you Sasuke Uchiha?" asks one girl, truly amazed.

"No." Sasuke answers flatly as he continues walking home.

"But that's the Uchiha symbol. On the back of your shirt." Another trys to reason with Sasuke.

"No."

Naruto whispers to a fangirl "Watch this. Sasuke, is your shirt black?"

"No."

"See, he's just being stupid." Naruto giggles.

"You're going down, little blond man!" Sasuke growls. The camera cuts as Sasuke lunges towards Naruto. In the background, several fangirls shriek and run away.