Kisdota: GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT AROUND TO BEATING FINAL FANTASY 13? DEAR god it was one of the most sad, happy, beautiful endings I've ever seen in a game. GOD I haven't cried at a games ending in years it was so Fugging beautiful. Anyway here's the next chapter, YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(06/15/2011, after school)
"yawn finally the day is done," Yosuke said.
"So what are you gonna do? Are you free today?" Souji asked. "Ah no, I gotta help stock up the shelves at Junes," Yosuke said. "Can we help out at the clothing department today?" Jiraiya asked.
"WE? You've never helped out, and even if you did NO," Yosuke said.
"Aww, man you're such a downer," Jiraiya said. "Yeah what a shame, anyway I'll see you two later," Yosuke said as he and his Persona walked out the door.
"U-Uh, Izanagi-kun?" Souji heard a shaky voice behind them and saw Yukiko and Konohana.
"Hey Yukiko." "Hello Konohana-chan," the two greeted. "Hello Souji-kun, um… are you busy today?" she asked.
"No, I was just about to head home," Souji said.
"Are you free? Perhaps we can walk together again," Izanagi asked.
"Oh uh, actually about that… do you think we could stop somewhere?" Yukiko asked.
"Hm? Sure, what is it?" Souji asked.
(Later, Samegawa flood plain)
"Uhh," Souji looked down at the boxed lunch Yukiko had given him, the box gave off a pungent smell.
"I-I've been practicing cooking again," Yukiko said.
"I thought it came out good this time so I suggested that we get someone else's opinion on it," Konohana said.
"Uh… sure, I'd be happy to try it," Souji said looking at his food.
"It… looks normal," Izanagi whispered. "Yeah but… the smell," Souji whispered back. "W-Well, perhaps it's not as bad if these two made it," Izanagi whispered.
"Uh… did you try it?" Souji asked.
"Nope, I wanted you to be the first one to try it," Yukiko said smiling innocently.
"UGH, no way am I going to be able to say no to her now," Souji thought sadly. Souji took a scoop of the omelette looking food and took a bite.
"mmm… it's a bit softer than I thought…GRGH… Oh god it's, ACK what the?" Souji bit into something that was un-biteable nearly breaking his teeth, after a bit of muscling he was finally able to swallow the food.
"Uh…. It was-," Souji tried to say. "URG… I don't feel so well," Izanagi said kneeling over and using his sword to balance herself.
"I-Izanagi-kun!?" Konohana said worried. "I'm, urp fine," Izanagi said.
"You're not about to tell me it was delicious are you?" Yukiko asked sadly.
"Sorry urp no… but, there's always next time right?" Souji asked. "I-I suppose, thank you," she said relieved.
"Uh Souji, we have company," Izanagi said, behind them Nanako was walking towards them.
"Big bro? What are you doing here?" Nanako asked. "Ah, Nanako-chan, I was just having Souji-kun try my cooking," Yukiko said.
"OH, I want some," Nanako said happily.
"HUH? N-No Souji, don't, I felt the pain you felt from that food… which… wasn't so bad," Izanagi said realizing what he said.
"I'm sorry Nanako, but I can't give you any of this, it's not good," Yukiko said sadly. "Oh OK, when you make a good one can I try it?" Nanako asked.
"Huh? Uh, s-sure if you want," Yukiko said. "YAY, I can't wait, I'm rooting for you," Nanako said.
"Nanako… thank you, I'll do my best," Yukiko said.
"OK, I need to go now, I'm going to Mai-chan's house bye Yukiko, bye big bro," Nanako said leaving. "Be careful getting there," Souji said. "Umm… thanks for trying it, and sorry for dragging you two around," Yukiko said. "It's no problem," Izanagi said.
"Yeah, honestly it's fun to do things with you," Souji said.
"R-Really, I'm glad to hear that," Yukiko said.
"So… only a year left, I'm going to need to be a lot better before then," Yukiko said.
"Yeah, we'll see you two later, me and Yukiko need to practice some more," Konohana said.
(06/16/2011, Early morning)
Souji and Izanagi were walking to school. "The Camping trip is tomorrow," Izanagi said.
"Yeah don't remind me, it'd probably be fun if Morooka wasn't making us clean the whole place," Souji said. "You don't want to help clean up the mountains?" Izanagi asked.
"It's not that I don't think it's not something worth doing, but as I said Morooka is in charge," Souji said.
"Ah I see, it's a bad sign of a person when you can just say their name to get a point across," Izanagi said.
"Souji-kun," Yukiko called up running towards the two from behind. "Hello Izanagi-kun," Konohana said.
"Hey Yukiko-chan, good to see you again, how was your cooking practice yesterday?" Souji asked. "Ugh, don't remind me," Yukiko said depressed.
"Nee-chan still needs a bit more practice," Konohana said.
"Oh, that reminds me, tomorrow is the camping trip. We'll be in the same group, which means we'll be cooking dinner. We should all get together at Junes after school and pick up some ingredients," Yukiko said.
"Sure, that sounds like fun," Souji said.
"Great, I'll be sure to let Chie and Yosuke-kun know today," Yukiko said.
(After school)
Souji and the rest of the group all arrived at the grocery department of Junes to buy ingredients. "Where are Yosuke and Jiraiya?" Souji asked.
"They said they'd be looking into something and they'd meet us later, strangely enough it seems that they were both smiling about something," Izanagi said. "What do you put in Curry again?" Chie asked.
"Carrots, Onions, Potatoes… Mushrooms, Green Peppers, and… Radish's?" Yukiko said. "I don't see any Radish's… they have Turnips, are those the same?" Tomoe asked.
"Are you guys OK with us making Curry?" Konohana asked. "We were trying to figure out what to make for the trip," Yukiko said.
"I suppose, I don't have any problems with it," Souji said.
"OK then, so what ingredients does Yosuke like? He's a really picky eater," Chie said. "Oh don't worry about his taste, he'll eat whatever we make him and like it," Tomoe said.
"He's on another floor isn't he? I could just go up and ask?" Konohana said. "Not without me you won't, besides he and Jiraiya said they were getting ready for something and I don't want to know what it is," Tomoe said.
"Hmm… Hey Chie do you use Potato starch for Curry?" Yukiko asked. "…? Uh, of course you do," Chie said. "Of course, that's what makes the sauce thicken right?" Tomoe said.
"That makes sense I suppose… though… don't we also need some type of flour as well with it, or just the starch itself?" Konohana asked.
"I'm getting that weird feeling again," Souji whispered to Izanagi.
"Let's… not intervene, it might hurt more than what they're planning on cooking," Izanagi said.
"Th-There are different types of Flour, which one do we use?" Chie asked.
"Uh… the whole wheat sounds healthy, maybe that one?" Yukiko said. "Oh and we should get some of these Chili Peppers too," Konohana said.
"Ah, good point, Curry is always spicy," Tomoe said. "Ah… there's so much to get, let's just get everything that seems right. We should get some Kimchi and some Black Peppers too," Chie said.
"They have black and white kinds though, which one do we get?" Konohana said. "Let's just get both then," Tomoe said. "OH and we should get some ingredients to make it extrodinary," Konohana said. "Chie didn't we see something about that on TV?" Tomoe asked.
"Oh yeah, some guy used… I think… Chocolate… Coffee… and Yogurt I think," Chie said.
"Oh we could add some Mint Chocolate to it," Tomoe said. "Oh yeah I love that stuff," Chie said.
"What about some Seafood? That should make it tasty," Konohana said.
"OK 'Now' intervening seems like the more merciful thing to do," Souji said.
"Indeed, uh, Tomoe Konoha-," Izanagi was saying.
"We'll be right back you two," Tomoe said. "We're going to split up and get the ingredients, we'll see you two later," Konohana said as the two quickly left.
"Oh boy," Souji said. "On the bright side… perhaps it'll help them learn what not to do when cooking," Izanagi said.
"Hey we're back," Yosuke and Jiraiya approached the two. "How's things goin partners?" Jiraiya asked.
"Oh uh… the girls went to get their ingredients for dinner tomorrow, they're making Curry," Izanagi said.
"Great, I can't wait to try it," Yosuke said.
"Ah tomorrow will be lovely, two or four lovely women making us dinner, the next day will be even more lovely if all goes according to plan," Jiraiya said.
"What are you planning?" Izanagi asked. "Do you really need to ask?" Jiraiya said.
"I suppose not, I can already imagine what it involves," Izanagi said.
"Hmm… holy crap who's cart is this?" Jiraiya asked looking into the girls shopping cart.
"Are people preparing for an attack, what's with all these crazy ingredients? Just a few of these things will even go well together," Jiraiya said.
"What are you talking about?" Yosuke asked. "These people have both black and white pepper, there's no point in carrying both. Potato starch, and Wheat based flour, and half of these vegetables are in bad quality," Jiraiya said.
"You… know how to cook?" Souji asked surprised.
"Of course, I was a lone ninja, I had to know how to cook. That and women love a man who knows how to cook, it was win win, then a big win," Jiraiya said.
"Everyday is a new surprise with you isn't it? Why didn't you tell me you knew how to cook?" Yosuke asked.
"I had no hands to touch utensils with, and what am I your mother? So anyway who's the idiot packing all this insufficient food? I feel sorry for the sap that's going to eat this," Jiraiya said.
"Tell me about it," Souji said.
(Next day, 06/17/2011, evening)
At the school camp the sun was beginning to set, the group's of students were preparing their dinners, Souji and Yosuke were sitting on the bench and Chie and Yukiko were cooking by the fire. Souji and Yosuke were sitting at their tables, Chie and Yukiko were making their dish.
"Ah… man my back is sore," Souji said. "Can't believe someone threw out an entire bike, man litterers should have to deal with their own garbage," Yosuke complained.
"Oh suck it up, how are you supposed to impress any women when you're so weak like that," Jiraiya said.
"Dude shut UP!" Yosuke said. "Whoa Yosuke, keep it down, we don't want people thinking we're crazy do you?" Souji said.
"Right right sorry," Yosuke said. "Today wasn't so bad, there were many interesting things that people threw out, I'm surprised that all of it was considered garbage. I'd be interested to know what many of those things were," Izanagi said.
"Man you are such a nerd… did I use that term properly?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yes," Yosuke said annoyed.
"Yeah then, Nerd," Jiraiya said.
"You can't tell me you're not interested in the many things of this age are you? I'm pretty envious of you living in that large building holding all those devices and items. The food store was quite interesting as well. I'm interested on how they make so many of those food packages all the same size and shape every time. It seems impossible to make them all exactly the same by hand," Izanagi said.
"The only subject I'm interested in are the two 'subjects' right in front of us," Jiraiya said pointing to Tomoe and Konohana.
"Yeah, can't believe the girls are cooking for us. Imagine what it'll taste like, Chie I'm not expecting a lot out of but Yukiko, you know it's gotta be out of this world," Youske said.
"Ugh, I think I'm starting to feel ill," Souji said.
"H-Hey what's the matter? Does that mean I can have yours?" Yosuke asked. "I think that could be arranged," Izanagi said.
Meanwhile the girls were looking down at the food they made which was colored a dark sinister purple.
"Uh…is it supposed to look like this?" Konohana asked. "It's… extrodinary… that's what we were trying for right?" Tomoe said.
"Should we… taste it first?" Yukiko asked. "O-Oh uh… yeah… you can go first," Chie said.
"Wh-me? Why me?" Yukiko asked.
"OK that's fine you don't need to go first, we'll let the boys taste it," Chie said. "Seems like a logical solution," Tomoe said.
Chie and Yukiko put their dish's on the plates and brought them to the boys.
"Oh man here it comes," Yosuke said.
"Uh… we put a lot of love into it," Chie said.
"Seems a bit odd looking, though I'm sure anything you four make must taste delicious," Jiraiya said.
"Please don't talk," Tomoe said.
"Okay then, it's chow time," Yosuke said taking a large scoop and placing it in his mouth.
"Mmmnm… mnnn… mrgh… Bragh, GAH!" Yosuke immediately spit the food out. "COUGH COUGH AHUAGH, arrggh," Yosuke fell over the bench feeling like he was about to throw up.
"H-Hey…?" Chie said.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST FEED ME!? OH god cough what in the world could make you- bragh- this doesn't taste anything LIKE Curry. HELL it doesn't even taste like it's food! It's gritty and slimy and… ugh, it's squishy on some parts of it. It's completely nauseatin!" Yosuke yelled.
"Stop yelling at us!" Tomoe yelled.
"Yeah it's not THAT bad, that's just your opinion," Chie said.
"Not that bad? There's no word I can think of to describe how bad this it," Yosuke said.
"I don't see Jiraiya agreeing with you," Tomoe said.
"That's cause he's no- huh… Oh CRAP, JIRAIYA!" Yosuke yelled.
*Wheeeze* Jiraiya was lying on the ground like he was dying, part of his face was looking purple.
"Jiraiya-kun!?" Konohana said concerned.
"*wheeze* Can't…. *wheeze* breath," Jiraiya said weakly.
"What happened to him!?" Yosuke said panicking.
"The pain you felt must have been passed on to Jiraiya. Though it seems he was more sensitive to the dish then you were," Izanagi said.
"Oh don't encourage him he's just faking it to get on our nerves," Tomoe said annoyed.
Tomoe picked Jiraiya up by his scarf and tried to shake him awake. "Hey stop faking, I know you're just doing this for sympathy," Tomoe said.
"*wheeze*…… Kill……me… *wheeze*… or mouth to mouth… *wheeze* either is fine," Jiraiya said still sounding weak.
"T-Tomoe I don't think he's faking this," Konohana said.
"Well if he's not faking this then he won't mind if I impale him with my weapon," Tomoe said taking out her duel bladed Naginata.
"Uh Tomoe, I don't think that's wise," Izanagi said. "Oh relax, it can't kill him if it goes through him," Tomoe said. Tomoe, holding Jiraiya in one hand and her weapon in the other, poked her weapon in Jiraiya's stomach and the weapon went through him.
*STAB* "AHHHH!!!" "OK yeah, uh yeah, he's in pain," Tomoe said quickly when everyone but Jiraiya screamed from the gruesome sight and she pulled her weapon out him.
"D-u-d-e, STOP hurting my Persona," Yosuke said quietly but angrily.
"The pain of your blade… *wheeze* … feels so much better than the pain of your cooking," Jiraiya said in the same weak tone as if he was never cut.
"Oh shut up," Tomoe said dropping Jiraiya.
"A-Anyway that was just your guys opinion, I'm sure Souji will like it," Chie said.
"Huh?" all eyes were now on Souji, the girls looked at him expectantly.
"Dude, as your friend I'm warning you, do not try it," Yosuke said.
"It's evil *Wheeze*," Jiraiya said.
"Uh…," Souji stammered.
"Come on Souji, just try it. We put so much effort into it," Yukiko said sweetly.
"Please," Konohana said in the same sweet tone.
"sigh we don't have a choice," Izanagi said.
"Right… it's been nice knowing you," Souji said taking a bite.
"Dibs on wallet contents," Yosuke said quickly.
"Mrng… mgh…. MMMM, BALAGH!" Souji quickly spit the horrid tasting food out and fell to his side like Yosuke.
"Ugh urp Oh man I'm going to be sick," Souji said holding his stomach in pain.
"I told you man, this stuff's bad enough to qualify as hazard's waste," Yosuke said.
"Oh don't give me that, Izanagi isn't complaining or in pain," Tomoe yelled at Yosuke pointing to Izanagi who was still standing.
"Izanagi was our food that bad?' Tomoe asked.
"……………"
"Uh… Izanagi?" Tomoe asked, Izanagi just stood in place.
"Izanagi-kun? … are you alright?" *tap tap tap* Konohana tapped her fingers on Izanagi's mask as he quietly stood there.
*creeeeek* *THUD*
"IZANAGI!?" Konohan yelled when he tipped over and fell on his back.
"cough cough HA HA *wheeze* You killed him standing, Benkei style," Jiraiya laughed.
"Izanagi, are you OK?" Konohana asked kneeling next to him and holding his head on her knee.
"He's still breathing and Souji is also alive, he should be fine," Tomoe said looking down at him. "Oh sure cough when he's suffering you're concerned, but you need to impale me to check on me?" Jiraiya said starting to get back his energy.
"I believe you were also asking for someone to end your life earlier?" Tomoe threatened.
"Too late, I'll make it," Jiraiya said.
(Later)
"We're sorry," Chie said.
"Sorry…," Yukiko said as well. "We didn't mean to hurt you like that," Konohana said.
"I apologize as well," Tomoe said.
"ah-em?"
"I'm not exactly sorry for stabbing you, I enjoyed it," Tomoe said.
"Your acknowledgement is all I ask," he said.
"sigh what are we gonna do? Our group is the only one without food," Yosuke said. "That stuff isn't even slightly edible, we'll starve to death," Jiraiya said.
"Don't exaggerate, we can all go one night without food. It won't be healthy, but it won't kill us," Izanagi said.
"Are you kidding me?" Yosuke whined.
"Izanagi's right, unless we can find another source of food," Souji said. "Hm… sniff… something smells good," Chie said.
The group saw Hanako with a large oversized plate of curry shoveling it in her mouth with both hands.
"Must we resort to begging?" Tomoe asked. "A woman as big as her? She should be begging us to take it away from her," Jiraiya said.
"Hey uh Hanako, you wouldn't happen to have any extra Curry left would you?" Yosuke asked.
"No way, I'm on a diet now, this is all I made. It has to last me," Hanako said.
"That's all you made? That's a bucketful," Chie said.
"Oh this is one woman I'm tempted to touch in violent ways," Jiraiya said.
"sigh well there's no way she's going to share, maybe we could get something delivered," Yosuke said. "But our cell phones don't work up here," Yukiko said.
"Yeah, and dinner time's almost over," Chie said.
"Alright back to your tents, men's tents are this way girls tents are this way! Come on look alive! Youngsters like yourself should get yourselves to bed after you eat! It's time for us teachers to have some boo-er I mean lights out!" Morooka yelled.
"gragh you guys are going to pay for this," Yosuke said. "ahahaha… right… well goodnight," Chie said.
(Late night, Souji and Yosuke's tent)
"Ahh… it's quite nice out here, the moon is lovely tonight," Izanagi said lying on the ground.
"Yeah… where's Jiraiya?" Take asked. "He's out annoying Morooka again," Izanagi said.
(By the bench's)
"Heheheh," Jiraiya violently shook one of the beer cans and placed it next to Morooka.
"Huh? Ughhh?" Morooka in a drunken state took the beer can and opened it.
"uhh-AAAHHH!!!" *SPRAY* the can opened up and sprayed alcohol all over.
"Huh?" Morooka said dazed. The can suddenly crunched up flat and was tossed at his head.
*bonk* Morooka looked forward in a confused state.
"......I think I drank too much," he said.
(Inside Souji and Yosuke's tent)
"Oh man, I'm so hungry," Yosuke complained.
"Urgh, me too," Souji said. "What are you doing here again?" Yosuke asked Kanji.
"My teach threatened to hold me back another year if I didn't show, and me and Take didn't like how quiet the place was. Like someone had died," Kanji said.
"If you were in there of course they're going to be quiet," Yosuke said.
"So uh… is it just you two in this tent?" Kanji asked. "Yeah, the other guys had called in sick, pretty smart of them," Yosuke said.
"So it's cool if I stay here then?" Kanji asked. "Sure, stay as long as you want," Souji said.
"Thanks sempai, you're a stand up guy. I won't make any trouble, they won't catch me unless I make a ruckus," Kanji said.
"Yeah yeah I get it, You can sleep over there," Yosuke said pointing to the large lumpy area.
"Dude there's a huge rock under it how am I supposed to sleep, it'll hurt like hell," Kanji said.
"SHHH, quiet down, you said you weren't going to make any noise," Yosuke said. "Right right sorry, Sempai can't you move over to the side a bit?" Kanji asked.
"Sorry, we're next to a slope, we'd roll down in our sleep," Souji said.
"If you don't like it here then you can just go back to the first year tents," Yosuke said.
"sigh fine... Say wasn't your teacher some guy called king moron? The guy stopped me and pissed me off so bad I nearly lost it. He was going on about when I was in middle school when he doesn't know shit about any of that," Kanji said.
"The bastard threatened to kick Oyabun out of school immediately if he caused trouble, I was so tempted to smash his head in," Take called out.
"Yeah that's guys a real jerk," Yosuke said.
"you know I think you could help out Jiraiya who's annoying him right now," Izanagi said.
"Really? Can I go Oyabun?" Take asked excitedly.
"Sure, go knock yourself out," Kanji said. "Woo, I'll be back Oyabun," Take said running off.
"So anyway get this, I heard from one of the kids that that King Moron was talking shit about the girls who died," Kanji said. "He was talking about Ms. Yamano and Saki-Sempai?" Yosuke asked.
"Yeah, it was like 'it's not wonder people who are unfaithful or run away from home meet a bad end' I don't know maybe he was exaggerating, but everyone seems to hate that son of a bitch King Moron guy," Kanji said.
"Damn, I can just picture him saying it. He would never shut up," Yosuke said.
"I'm sure Jiraiya and Take are both giving him what he deserves," Izanagi said aloud.
(Near the bench's)
"OK so you take one of these empty cans," Jiraiya said.
"Uh huh," Take said paying attention.
"Then you crush it flat like a disc and toss it at his head," Jiraiya said demonstrating.
*bonk* "Huh? Whu-za, who's there?" Morooka said.
"HAHAHA, OK now you try," Jiraiya said.
"OK," Take picked up a nearby full can and tossed it hard at Morooka.
*BONK* *Thud*
"HA… wait I was supposed to crush it into a disc right?" Take asked.
"And you were supposed to use an empty can, now he's knocked out," Jiraiya said.
"That's good right?" Take asked.
"……… you know yeah, it is," Jiraiya said.
(Souji and Yosuke's tents)
"I mean even if it's only a little true it still piss's me off, the dickheads a teacher for gods sake. He make- Hey what are you eating!?" Kanji yelled.
"Uh… animal crackers," Yosuke said.
"Damn it those are mine! Damn it I was so pumped about finding the Penguin," Kanji said taking the box away from him.
"Penguin?" Yosuke asked.
"The secret animal cracker you were eating them and you didn't know about that?" Kanji said angrily.
"sigh let's just go to sleep," Yosuke said.
"That's all you can say for yourself after taking my snacks?" Kanji asked.
(Later)
"Where have you two been?" Izanagi asked.
"Oh you know pissing off a teacher, throwing empty cans at him, and then accidently throwing a full one at his head knocking him out," Jiraiya said.
"You… knocked him out?" Izanagi said. "Sorry that was me," Take said.
"You're not mad are you?"Jiraiya asked.
"Not really, truth be told I wish I was there as well," he said.
(Inside the tents)
"Dude scoot over," Yosuke said.
"I can't scoot over I'm as close as I can get," Souji said. "I can't move over anymore without sleeping on that rock, it'll hurt man," Kanji said.
"sigh……… Say Kanji?" Yosuke said. "Yeah?" Kanji said. "Why'd you come to this tent anyway?" Yosuke asked.
"Huh? I already told you the reason, Geez what's wrong with you?" Kanji said.
"Well… this is as good a time as any I guess, so I… want you to be honest with us," Yosuke said.
"Uh Yosuke," Souji said remembering he was in the middle.
"Are you really… you know?" Yosuke said. "Am I what?" Kanji asked.
"Yosuke please choose your words carefully," Souji said.
"What I mean is uh… are we gonna be safe alone, with you?" Yosuke asked.
"WHAT!?" Kanji yelled. "WH-WH-WHAT THE HELLS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!? I ALREADY TOLD YOU GUYS I'm not like that!" Kanji yelled.
"W-Well then why are you so worked up then? That's just more suspicious," Yosuke said.
"We already settled this remember!? I'm… well… how do you put it?" Kanji said. "Oh god don't trail off like that, you're freaking me out," Yosuke said.
"I'm trying to tell you I have no problem being around girls now Damn it!" Kanji said. "Can you prove it?" Yosuke asked.
"Oh lord," Souji said.
"Prove it?" Kanji asked.
"Cause if you can't we're gonna be in here all night half scared to go to sleep," Yosuke said.
"Tch, if that's what you're gonna think of me then I'm gonna go hit the girls tents right now!" Kanji yelled.
"Huh? Whoa wait Kanji, you don't need to do something that extreme," Souji said. "Yeah man, remember that they'll expel you if they find you, Morooka's got his eye on you," Yosuke said.
"Yeah like that'd stop a man like me!" Kanji said.
"He'll be safe, Moron's asleep now, Take knocked him out," Jiraiya said. "Oh hell yeah, now's my chance," Kanji said.
"Look Kanji you really shouldn't do this, we don't think you're, you know," Souji said.
"You think I'm gonna put up with this crap!? I'll show you guys! RAHHHH!!!" Kanji ran out the tent and towards the women's camping area.
"OYABUN, Wait up!" Take called running after Kanji.
"There goes one of the bravest men I ever knew. Running off into the territory of lovely women," Jiraiya said proud.
"Should we stop him?" Izanagi asked.
"Nah… honestly I don't have the same guts as him to run into Tomoe's territory," Jiraiya said.
(Meanwhile, Yukiko and Chie's tent)
"SNORE… SNORE…SNORE!"
"Mm…mrrr….rrrrr….. RAAHH! Will someone please silence that obese woman!? I can't concentrate with her like this!" Tomoe said sitting cross legged trying to meditate next to Konohana outside the tent.
"I can't sleep either, she's so loud," Konohana said rubbing her helmet eyes.
"sigh and I'm hungry too, maybe I should have eaten a little bit of that Curry," Chie said.
"I don't think we would have lived through it considering what happened to the guys," Yukiko said. "Aguh! We can't sleep, we can't walk around. Sigh I wonder what Teddie's doing right now, being all alone must be pretty rough, I remember one time he-."
"SNORE!"
"AUGHH! That's it, Yukiko we're out of here!" Chie said. "Where would we go? I don't think walking down the mountain is a good idea," Yukiko said. "It's too unsafe for you to make the trip in these night conditions anyway," Tomoe said.
"Ugh, do you think she'd stop snoring if we covered her mouth and nose?" Yukiko asked annoyed.
"N-NEE-Chan, you shouldn't say things like that," Konohana said.
"hm! Something's here!" Tomoe said immediately getting up in a fighting stance.
"Huh really?" Chie asked. *Rustle* "Huh, who's there!?" Chie said.
(Back at Souji and Yosuke's tent)
"……… Hm?" Izanagi looked up and saw two familiar people.
"Chie, Yukiko? What are you two doing here?" he asked.
"Shhh, quiet, we don't wan- oh wait no one can hear you. Look we need your help, are the guys up?" Chie whispered.
"Yes, they're up, but what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be on the other side?" Izanagi asked.
"Whoa hold on? How do we know you're the real girls?" Jiraiya asked. "Wha- who else could we be?" Chie said annoyed.
"How do we know you're not some imposters? Maybe we should search you," Jiraiya said.
*WHAM* Tomoe slammed her Naginata on Jiraiya's head.
"Ow… Okay you're Chie… but how do I know you're Yukiko?" *WHAM* "OW OW, OK OK, fine you're legit," Jiraiya said.
"Hey uh, are you guys awake?" Chie said.
"What? What are you doing here?" Yosuke said. "Let us in," Chie said.
"Don't be ridiculous, if King Moron finds you here we'll all be expelled. Go back to your tent," Yosuke said. "We can't," Chie said.
"ARE there any rotton apples out and about!? Any indecent students out here!? I know you're out here somewhere!" Morooka yelled out.
"Oh crap, I thought Take knocked him out," Jiraiya said.
"Alright fine, hurry up," Yosuke said.
Chie and Yukiko quickly entered the tent and zipped up the door.
"If you try anything on Chie-san you will pay," Tomoe said threateningly. "Why are you looking at me?" Yosuke asked.
"Do you really need to ask that?" Souji said. "sigh right fine… so why are you two here?" Yosuke asked.
"Well, it's Kanji-kun and Take-kun, they're both out cold," Yukiko said. "W-What?" the two said.
"We don't know what happened, I mean Tomoe knocked out Take because she thought he was a threat, but Kanji just up and fainted," Chie said.
"That poor brave noble soul," Jiraiya said.
"So there was no way we could just sleep there with him lying there you know, if he had woken up he would have made a fuss, that's why we left him there," Chie said.
"Wait that doesn't make any sense, he just walked in and fainted?" Yosuke asked.
"Are you sure you didn't kick him or anything?" Souji asked.
"LISTEN UP, being indecent and being intolerant are very different things!" Morooka yelled.
"Oh crap he's right outside!" Yosuke said. Souji quickly turned off the lamp but they still sensed Morooka coming closer.
"He's coming, he's not stopping," Tomoe said.
"Izanagi, try and lead him away," Souji whispered. "Right," Izanagi responded.
"I know someones out here being a little brat, someone- *bap* AH, What the?" Morooka felt something flick his head.
"Huh… who's *bap* AH, WHO'S DOING THAT!?" Morooka yelled.
"Heheh, this is pretty fun," Tomoe said flicking her fingers over his head.
"It's like beating up on a drunken blind guy," Jiraiya said hapily.
"Huh, who's there!? I swear when I catch you you'll be in a world of hurt!" Morooka said.
*rustle* Konohana rustled up some of the leaves leading away from the camp sight.
"I got you!" Morooka ran off towards the rustling leading himself nowhere.
"Oh man… that was too close," Souji said. "I think I lost a few years of my lifespan," Yosuke said.
"No joke, we were nearly expelled," Chie said. "Hey this is all you're guys fault," Yosuke said.
"W-Well what were we supposed to do? Anyway we can't sneak out, we'll leave before everyone else wakes up and go back to our tent tomorrow, is that good enough for you?" Chie said. "What are you so pissed off for?" Yosuke asked.
"And you better not try any funny stuff while we're asleep, you got that?" Chie said.
"Fine damnit, you owe us for this," Yosuke said.
"Oh come on Yosuke, are your really going to let an opportunity like this go away!? *WHAM* OW JEEZE THE PAIN! Stop doing that!" Jiraiya said.
(06/18/2010)
Souji and the others split apart from the school group and headed towards the streams.
"Looks like we're the only one's here," Yosuke said. "Perfect," Jiraiya said.
"Hm? You OK Kanji?" Souji asked. "What happened last night? I thought I ran off pissed but when I woke up I was in your tent. Was it all a dream?" Kanji asked.
"And I was thrown into the bush's," Take said. "U-Uh it was a dream," Chie said.
"Yes, a dream, it's the only thing that could make sense," Tomoe said quickly. "Alright then, let's go swimming," Yosuke said.
"Ugh, I'll pass, I'm still stiff from last night," Kanji said.
"hm… what are you looking at us for, if you wanna go swimming go right ahead," Chie said.
"You know you two still owe us," Yosuke said. "For yesterdays problems," Jiraiya said.
"Huh? Whoa whoa whoa hold on there's no way we're going in there," Chie said.
"Oh Chie, are you saying you're ungrateful for the things we did for you?" Jiraiya asked. "What no, I mean- we don't even have our swimsuits with us, man of all the luck," Chie said.
"Y-Yeah it really is unfortunate," Yukiko said.
"Oh I see how it is, we put up with your aweful dinner, and we save you from King Moron, and you won't even have a little fun with us?" Yosuke asked.
"You better watch what you say," Tomoe threatened.
"I seem to recall you yourself owing me and Yosuke from saving you two from a finishing blow from a certain incident involving a bird like creature," Jiraiya said.
"Wh-That was months ago!" Tomoe said.
"What are you talking about?" Take asked. "Nothing Nothing!" Yukiko said quickly blushing.
"So we do all this for you and you just brush us off?" Yosuke asked.
"N-No it's just, we don't have any swimsuits, so there's nothing we can do," Chie said.
"Oh really?" Yosuke said. "TA-DA, I got you covered," Yosuke said pulling out two bikini swim suits.
"What the?! What are you doing with those!?" Chie said.
"Oh my," Konohana said flustered.
"I was wondering what you were doing that day," Izanagi said.
"They're Junes brand originals from our brand new line of swimwear that just came in for the summer, I had a clerk friend of my pick em out," Yosuke said.
"Dude, that's just wrong," Chie said. "Were you carrying those the whole time?" Yukiko asked.
"Come on, let's go swimming," Yosuke said.
"You're treading in hot water you know that right?" Souji asked.
"Oh don't act like you aren't thinking the same," Yosuke said.
"YOU! This was your idea wasn't it?" Tomoe said angrily.
"Hey, I only suggested the idea to him once…… because that's all it took," Jiraiya said.
"'It'd be no problem if I just had a swimsuit'," Yosuke said imitating Chie's voice poorly.
"sigh what should we do Yukiko?" Chie asked.
"There's nothing to decide! You can't just do this just because of a few incidents," Tomoe said.
"You know we really were looking forward to dinner that day," Yosuke said. "W-Well- T-that wasn't," Tomoe stammered.
"And I wonder what would have happened if we weren't there to help you girls last night," Yosuke said. "That… that's very true," Konohana said shyly.
"I'm sure you enjoyed stabbing me in the gut yesterday," Jiraiya said.
".........This is extortion," Tomoe said. "And par for the course," Jiraiya said.
"Are you sure you won't do this one thing for us? After all we did?" Yosuke said in a pathetic tone.
"OK we get it, you never let things go do you?" Chie said. "Alright that's more like it," Yosuke said.
(Later)
Souji and Yosuke changed into their swim trunks, while the girls left to change somewhere else.
"Man how far did those two go to get changed?" Yosuke said. "That's none of your concern," Tomoe said.
"Why didn't you go with them?" Jiraiya asked. "To make sure you don't go peek on them," Tomoe said.
"I find that accusation offensive," Jiraiya said.
"Are you saying you wouldn't try something like that?" Izanagi asked.
"Oh hell yes I would, I just find her accusing me so early before I do it offensive," Jiraiya said.
"They're gonna kill us, you know that right?" Souji said.
"Oh please they wouldn't do that," Yosuke said.
"Yeah, when people threaten to kill you the most they'll probably do is give you a savage beating," Jiraiya said.
"That's not exactly much better," Souji said.
"Dude you sure you don't want to join us?" Yosuke asked.
"Huh? Yeah I'm sure, I'm not feeling good enough for a swim," Kanji said. "Oyabun doesn't need to trick women to get them, he could get any girl he wants," Take said. "Yeah yeah we get it," Jiraiya said.
"We're back," Konohana said.
"Yeah…let's go swimming," Chie said dully. The two girls and Konohana came back both wearing their two piece swimsuits. "Oh yes, this is just perfect- DON'T HIT ME!" *WHAM* Tomoe whacked Jiraiya on the head again.
"Whoa man," Yosuke said. Even Souji couldn't help himself from looking at the girl's, Kanji just turned his head away from the group.
"S-Stop staring like that!" Chie said blushing. "H-Hey," Yukiko said.
"Why are you acting embaressed?" Jiraiya asked Konohana whose face was starting to gain a bit of flame.
"Well… you look cute Yukiko," Souji said. "H-Huh? S-Stop it," Yukiko said blushing.
"I told you to get them," Jiraiya said. "I'm glad you did, this really makes up for Mystery Food X," Yosuke said.
Chie and Yukiko looked at him annoyed.
"Oh come on you guys gotta admit I picked some good suits. These girls might act childish on the inside but I bet they're gonna turn into some fine looking women in no time. Don't you think so Souji," Yosuke said. "Uh, yeah, I guess," Souji said sheeply.
"Oh now you just crossed the line," Chie said angrily. "And now we get retribution," Tomoe said. Chie and Yukiko both nodded their heads at each other and charged at Souji and Yosuke.
"Whoa-WAIT!" "AW CRAP!" *SPLASH* *SPLASH* Souji and Yosuke both fell into the lake below into the cold water.
"GAH, I-I-It's f-f-freezing, y-y-you didn't need to push us in!" Yosuke yelled.
"I hate you so much right now," Souji said.
"Who cares? you were going into the river anyway!" Chie yelled.
"Souji, are you OK?" Izanagi called out.
"I'm f-f-fine,j-j-just freezing to death," he said. "This is what you get for taking advantage of a situation like that!" Jiraiya called.
"Wha- IT WAS YOUR IDEA YOU j-j-j-JERK!" Youske said.
"Tell you what, I'll take credit for the idea when it makes me look good," Jiraiya said.
"SCREW YOU!" Yosuke yelled.
"The nerve of them, can you believe that?" *WHAM* "SON OF A-Stop that!" Jiraiya said rubbing his head.
"Did you really need to push them both in?" Konohana asked.
"They brought this on themselves, sheesh, aren't they the worst Kanji-kun?"Chie asked.
"………"
"Hm? Oyabun? Are you OK, you've been quiet," Take said.
"Huh? Y-Yeah I'm fine," Kanji said, when he turned around his nose was bleeding.
"EWW!" Yukiko immediately pushed Kanji over the side when she saw him.
"OYABUN!" *SPLASH* Kanji landed under the water along with Souji and Yosuke.
"*gasp* cough cough What was that for!? I didn't do anything!" Kanji yelled. "OYABUN, are you still alive!?" Take said.
"Course I'm still alive, does it sound like I'm dead!? *Achoo* Aw great," Kanji said.
"Hmm? Hey do you hear something?" Konohana asked.
"Hmm? Yes I hear something too," Izanagi said.
"HUGAAAGGHH!" The sound of a man heaving was heard up the stream over the waterfall.
"Ah, I forgot that I lead Morooka in this direction," Konohana said.
"That explains why no one else is here," Tomoe said.
"Yosuke," Souji said angrily. "Don't say it, I know," Yosuke said.
Kisdota: Whew, OK done at last, it's really tough to get through this whole arc in one go. Anyway same as always, be sure to review and tell me what you thought, YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Persona'L Problems
*ring ring ring* "Hello?" Chie answered her phone.
"Hey Chie, it's me Yosuke, listen I was wondering remember that awful food you made yesterday?" Yosuke asked.
"Yeah? What about it?"
"Where did you throw it out?"
"I just, threw the food in the forest, why?"
"Yeah uh, you might wanna watch the news."
Chie heads for her TV and turns on the News, a news lady was speaking into the mike with the camping area behind her.
"Experts are baffled as to what this toxic substance is that was discovered, though it has proven not to be fatal to humans it appears that the fumes itself are able to kill certain small animals. Several insects as well as local squirrels have all begun falling from the trees nearby, all of them dead from the substance. Before officials were able to arrive a small deer apparently ate this mysterious substance, it was reported that the poor creature went into a short confused and violent frenzy before falling down and dying. Local officials have quarantined the area are saying that people should stay away from the camp site."
"Shut up Yosuke," Chie said annoyed hanging up her phone and turning off the TV.