"Ow!" Chris bellowed suddenly. Three faces with matching worried looks swung toward him.
"Chris? What's the matter? What's wrong?" Piper drops what she was doing at the stove and walked quickly over to him.
"It feels- as though- I've- been shot- by a- Darklighter's- arrow." He gasps out in pain. Piper reflexively glanced down. Seeing no arrow protruding from her son, she asked,
"What happened?" Sudden realization hit her because at the same time she, Chris, and Phoebe said,
"Leo." The middle child then gave a bark of laughter.
"What?" Paige asked.
"God, this is so much better than cable." Phoebe said, staring into the bowl of water she had been using to keep an eye on Piper and Leo. Paige glanced over her sister's shoulder into the bowl, then jostled it, destroying the image.
"Hey, I was using that to keep an eye on them, which I think was a good idea because we never would have known that they had both been shot by Darklighter arrows." Phoebe said half proudly, half indignantly. Paige gave her a dirty look and remarked,
"I don't think Piper is going to be very happy that you saw that, Phoebes."
"Saw what?" The ghost immediately inquired. Paige wiggled her eyebrows and said,
"I'd tell you but I highly doubt Chris is going to want to know."
"Of course I do." He argued. Phoebe smiled and Chris's guard automatically went up.
"Well, I wouldn't worry about not existing." She noted casually.
"And why is that?" Paige laughed and teased,
"Well, I'm no genius, but I'm pretty sure birth-control doesn't work on the Ghostly Plane." After a moment the full meaning of his aunts' words hit him and he gave them a disgusted look, agreeing,
"You're right. I don't want to know." Meanwhile Piper had narrowed her eyes at the past versions of her younger sisters and said dangerously,
"What exactly is that supposed to mean?"