(A/N: This chapter has nothing to do with the previous one. I do not intend to write anymore there. Feel free to take any sliver of plot I have there. I know that sounds really conceited that I think other's want my unoriginal plot, but whatever. So… yeah. I'm running out of ideas for stories/chapters. Drop me a line if you have any ideas you are willing to let me use. Also, drop me a line if you want to use any of these slivers of plot lines. I'm really curious how people are going to take this. Also, I just realized that I don't have a beta. I have myself on here as one, but I want fresh eyes on this before I post it. Anyone willing? Love you all!)
MINERVA!
Yes?
I have just made the most wondrous discovery!
And what is this?
PIZZA!!!!
What is pizza?
Ee-gasp!!!!
…
I do believe that I can still here your sigh of exasperation.
Good to know. So, what's pizza?
A delightful Muggle food covered in grease, cheese, and other unhealthy stuff!
Dear God in Heaven, help us.
Yusss…
Anything else you want to add to this?
Yep. I just got pizza sauce all over the goat costume I got from Aberforth.
Thank God. You finally did something good for the world.
Yeah!
Oi.