Hi everyone! This is the 11th installment of the blazblue game show! Sorry i haven't updated it in awhile :3. But enough chit-chat! Let's start! Oh yeah! And today i'd gonna be a VERY special episode! Hope you enjoy and remember, you can request what games you want us to play in the next chapters! I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer bot: Eclipson does not own Blazblue or any of the canon characters in the franchise.
Authors/Ocs used in this story
Ragna the Bloodscythe- u/5706309/Ragna-the-Bloodscythe
Cosmo. camellia- u/5065015/Cosmo-camellia
Rogue black knight- u/4713050/Rogue-black-knight
SpeedRulerLiberation- u/5542027/SpeedRulerLiberation
Bloodscythe was sitting in one of the many empty chairs in the audience playing on his phone while Cosmo was struggling with a large box. "A Little help!" She looked over at Bloodscythe who was still lost in his phone and screamed. "BLOODSCYTHE!" she snapped, making him look up.
"Oh!" He put his phone down and ran up on the stage to help Cosmo. He grabbed the box and carried it away while Cosmo sighed and cracked her joints. "Ugh man, i need to go to a gym.." She said in a tired tone.
"Yeah, then you can be as toned as me!" Azrael laughed, puffing out his chest to show his glorious muscles, only making Cosmo gag in disgust.
"Ew, save that for Tao.." She giggled and skipped away while Azrael yelled an inaudible sentence.
"Oh shut up Azrael." Bloodscythe said setting the box down and popping his head out from behind the curtain. ",We all know you're on steroids. We're on to you.." He smirked and watched Azrael growl.
Cosmo looked down and saw a tiny green snake and picked it up. When she stared at its yellow eyes, she immediately knew who the owner was. "Terumi…" Cosmo stomped around holding the snake. "TERUMI! TERUMI!" She roared loudly, making everyone freeze up and watch her walk around holding up the now frightened snake.
Terumi came out fixing his tux and his pointy hair while Yuuki terumi came out yawning, pulling his hellow hood over his head.
"What do you want!" Terumi shouted annoyed. Cosmo shoved the frightened snake in his face and draped it on his shoulder. It swirled around and rubbed against Terumi's cheek shaking.
"Oh, hey Midori." Terumi pet the snake lovingly while yuuki terumi growled.
"Hey you scared our snake!" He growled at Cosmo who looked away and huffed.
"Well you shouldn't have let it just slither around everywhere!" She said walking away leaving the two comforting their pet. Cosmo look at her phone and sighed.
"Jezz Eclipson, where are you…"
"Ugh my god would you hurry up..! The show starts in 20 minutes and i need to be there!" Eclipson impatiently waited by the door in her apartment.
"Sorry Clippy, i'm here now." A young man with silver hair and eyes, dark tan skin ran up to eclipson slightly panting. He wore a solid black coat, with crimson red highlights. Scarlet red crosses were on both of his black fingerless gloves, and the torso of his red armor plating protected his forearms and shins. An emblem of an elaborate oriental dragon was on his right shoulder. His over cloak extended to his ankles. Two thin brown belts with silver claps were tightly around his waist. His black boots were also embedded with red crosses on them.
"Alrighty, now we just need to wait for one more." Eclipson saw another figure running towards her and stopping in front the two slightly panting. "Time to go!" she used her dark magic to appear backstage behind the curtain and sw the blazblue game show cast talking.
"You two go hide." Eclipson walked her friends to a dressing room and closed the door.
"Hey everyone!" Eclipson walked up to the group looking around, not seeing any decorations. 'Maybe they're doing it after the show..'
"There you are! What took you so long!?" Cosmo hugged Eclipson who hugged her back. "Dont worry i was just taking care of something! Alright, everyone ready?"
"Yeah!" Everyone said in usion.
"Wait!" Kagura looked around.
"Kagura if you're trying to find your balls you left those things a long time ago." Ragna said watching Kagura move his head everywhere.
"Ugh, ha ha, very funny. But where's Toshiko..?" He looked around once more before sighing.
"I'm right here!" Toshiko popped her head from the open door leading to the nurse's room. Kagura sighed in relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Oh thank God there you are.."
"Where the hell would she run to!?" Kokonoe rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Hey i don't know, but i gotta keep an eye on her! You never know what kind of weirdos hide in the shadows.." Kagura looked around.
"Like you're one to talk.." Platinum gave a blunt look and crossed her arms.
"Alright everyone enough chit-chat! Time to get into your teams!" The cast quickly sat on the couch in their assigned teams while Bloodscythe stood next to Eclipson, seeing she had something evil planned in her mind.
"You're gonna do something aren't you.." He looked at her as she nodded.
"Oh joy…" Look rolled his eyes but was met with a quick jab to the side.
"Hey you keep giving me that attitude i'll fire you.." Eclipson put on a devious smirk, making Bloodscythe sigh in defeat.
The curtains raised and out came and entire audience of excited and happy people.
"Hi everyone!" Said Eclipson waving
"And welcome!" Cosmo hugged Eclipson and both spoke in usion.
'"To the Blazblue Game Show!"
The entire audience cheered in excitement as Eclipson couldn't stop smirking for what she had planned.
"Before we start, we have a few announcements!" Cosmo pointed to a young man with black hair and silver eyes wearing a military jacket with multiple zips and pockets, folding up the right sleeve. Inside he wears a white hoodie with black fake fur on the hood. His right arm is wrapped with black belts covering even his right hand while he wears a black fingerless glove on his left. He also wears black cargo pants with a white belt and white boots with black detailing and bringing everything together he wears black and white headphones on his neck. He looked away from the camera and waved. "Hi!"
"This is our good friend SpeedRulerLiberation as the new camera man!" Cosmo said happily.
"Hey had to go through the most terrible things to get this position!" Eclipson said darkly looking at the audience. Tsubaki gulped.
"What did he need to do!?"
Cosmo turned to face her with a happy face. "He had to beat Eclipson in a chocolate eating contest."
Everyone cringed and shook their head. "Damn…" Bloodscythe patted Speeds back. "Mad respect for you.."
Speed nodded and sighed. "Those were the most painful 30 minutes of my life.."
"Also i have another announcement!" Eclipson said turning back to the audience.
"Oh?" Cosmo looked at her and tilted her head. "What is it eclippy?"
"We have two new guests joining us today!" Eclipson snap her fingers and first appeared the boy she was with earlier. He looked around and saw the audience who screamed at the sight of him. (Mostly the females)
"Oh uh..hello." He waved and smiled at the audience.
"This is my good friend Julian who is Rogue black knight 's OC!" Eclipson looked over and Yuuki Terumi and tried not to burst out laughing, leaving him slightly scared and nervous.
"H-Hey what the hell are you planning Ice witch!?" He yelled nervously.
"Julian will be watching the game show and participating in the non dangerous rounds!" Eclipson announced while Julian sat on the couch reserved for guests only.
"And next we have my good friend Hikage from the game Senran Kagura!" Eclipson snapped her fingers and a girl with pale skin, medium length green hair and amber eyes in a furtive or feral glance and an emotionless expression appeared next to her holding a knife. She wore a dingy torn up yellow and black striped shirt with a snake patterned and black frill trim that is very short, stopping at the bust line, showing a lot of of this, it can only properly cover one of her shoulders. She has thin necklaces around her neck, and black leather constricts going down her arms and legs, which carry knives. Her blue jeans have gashes and rips. The zipper is down and the belt unbuckled, with leather constricts below the knees and a red snake pattern on the left thigh. She has snake tattoos on her left hip, shoulder and breast.
The entire audience, Cosmo, Speed, Bloodscythe, and the blazblue cast stared with their jaws hanging open. Hikage looked around, before facing Eclipson. "Why the hell are they staring at me…?"
Eclipson shrugged. "I don't know."
"WHO...IS THAT!?" Yuuki Terumi yelled drooling, scanning Hikage's clothing and figure. "I think...I think i'm in love…"
Hikage looked at Yuuki terumi and mumbled, "He's hot...he likes snakes...and i see a knife...and his hair is green...I like that guy…"
Eclipson evilly chuckled at the two gawking at each other. Hikage went and sat next to Julian. "Hey Julian."
Julian waved. "Hey."
Noel looked at her breasts and back at Hikage's, whimpering. "They're so...big…"
Jin looked at Yuuki Terumi in disgust. "Hey! Snap out of it!" He slapped him on the bed.
"Ow! What the hell did you do that for!?" Yuuki Terumi yelled in pain, rubbing his head. "I was only staring at her because shes sexy- i mean because her hair is nice!"
Kagura patted Yuuki Terumi's back. "Welcome to the world of women bud." He grinned like an idiot while Yuuki Terumi slightly blushed.
"Shut your trap!"
"Now that we've gotten all the intros out the way! Let us present a new game!" Eclipson took out a piece of paper. "Even though the summer olympics are over, we have some olympic games we came up with ourselves!"
"Its called, the summer olympic games, Blazblue edition!" Cosmo happily exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air.
"Hm, that actually sounds fun." Ragna shrugged while Julian gulped.
"It won't be fun what she tells you what they have planned…"
"As usual you will remain in the same teams, and you will also be playing a number of sports and games!" Eclipson slightly laughed. "And special games that allow you to use your nox nyctores and other weapons!"
"That sounds so exciting!" Tsubaki cheered while Kokonoe slightly shrugged.
"I guess it sounds entertaining."
"Alright you all! The first sport will be archery!" Cosmo saw Eclipson grin widely.
"I LOVE ARCHERY!" She squealed loudly and ran around, bumping into Bloodscythe.
"Yeah don't let her near the bow and arrows." He said holding her. Cosmo slightly nodded , a little bit frightened.
"R...Right..Now everyone pick one person to represent your team in this match!" Cosmo said while she teleported everyone to an large archery field, and large benchers for the audience to sit on, and a golden couch for Julian and Hikage.
Lambda sad on her team's couch enjoying the breeze white waving a small blue flag, cheering Tsubaki on while she stood with Kokonoe, Noel, and Jin.
"Okay, each one of you gets 4 tries!" Cosmo showed the scores on the archery target and how many points there are. "If you get 40 points or more, you win the match! If you don't get 40 points but have more that everyone else, that's also another way to win! Alright everyone pick up your bows, Bloodscythe will come around and adjust your standing and bows if you need them."
Everyone picked up their bows to test them out. Kokonoe struggled to pull the string on her bow, while everyone else did it with ease. Kokonoe slightly growled in frustration Bloodscythe looked at everyone and saw they were holding the bows correctly and standing correctly, except Kokonoe. He sighed and went to her, helping her.
"Hang on Koko-puff." He helped her with the bow and her stance while she growled.
"Stop calling me that!"
"Everyone ready?" Cosmo saw everyone nod as she held the whistle close to her mouth. Eclipson was in the back helping Toshiko set up the nurse stand with Celica while they both wore adorable nurse outfits. One guy in the audience drooled. "Hey! I want those two nurse girl to heal my d***"
Eclipson froze while Toshiko and Celica hugged each other out of fear.
"I'm scared!" Celica whimpered while Toshiko's eyes teared up.
"Such vulgar language.." She whimpered with Celica while Kagura, Ragna, Bloodscythe, and jin all took out their weapons.
"BLACK ONSLAUGHT, BLACK DRAGON'S SKY-RENDING BLADE, ARCTIC DUNGEON, DARKNESS ONSLAUGHT COMBINATION SPECIAL!" All four of them hit the man with their astral heats, sending him flying into the sky.
Celica cheered while Kagura hugged Toshiko and rubbed her little frightened head. "There there Kagura jr."
Cosmo sniffed standing next to Eclipson, wiping a tear from her eye. "So cute. I ship them so hard." Eclipson nodded in agreement.
"They are my new OTP now."
"Uh, you know that's incest right?" Bloodscythe looked at them while they turned to him in wonder.
"So? :3"
"Uhhhh…" Bloodscythe sweatdropped while everyone else went back to their regular seats and Cosmo cleared her throat. "Okay! Ready, set, SHOOT!"
Everyone shot at the targets , when Kokonoe missed, Kagura laughed.
"I thought cats were supposed to have good eyes.."
Kokonoe grabbed another arrow and shot it at Kagura, it pierced the wall above her head while he jumped off the couch.
"Hey that almost hit me you stupid cat!"
"Say it again and i'll shoot another arrow at you!"
Bloodscythe went to the targets and wrote down the scores and gave them to Eclipson.
"Here you go hottie-!" Bloodscythe gulped and blushed while Eclipson looked at him.
"Oh thanks- wait what?"
"I said i have to go to the potty!" Bloodscythe ran away and hid behind a porta potty.
Cosmo snickered while she announced the scores. "Alright! Tsubaki's team has 10 points, Kokonoe's team has 9, Jin's as 6, and Noel has 4!"
Noel pouted. "Aw.." Ragna patted Noel's ead.
"Hey it's ok Noel, you'll get the next one."
Noel slightly blushed and nodded. "Okay."
After the archery was over, Kagura was in the nurse room because he got whacked in the face with a bow by Kokonoe. Toshiko put alcohol all over Kagura's scraps and bruises while he slightly winced.
"O-ow."
"Eep! I'm sorry!" Toshiko shivered and looked down and while Kagura put his hand on top her head. "Hey it's okay, you're only trying to help." He smiled at her and pulled her close while she slightly laughed.
Everyone else was at a indoor swimming rink. Ragna, Azrael, Terumi, and Lambda all stood on top the starting blocks wearing their swim attire while Celica Was sitting at the nurse stand wearing a swimsuit and so were all the contestants.
Hikage stood on a starting block with Julian, she looked over to him.
"You can swim huh. I never knew."
Julian shrugged. "Yeah, I only swim freestyle though."
"Doesn't Haru say that in that anime free?" She turned to Cosmo who nodded.
"All i love that anime, i'm gonna rewatch it"
"Me too! So many guys! :3 " Eclipson laughed while Cosmo drooled.
"SO MANY MUSCLES!" Cosmo drooled even more while Eclipson announced the rules.
"You have 3 minutes to swim to the end of the pool and back, the first one there wins! Ready…"
Everyone got in their stance and put their goggles on.
"You got this Azreal!" Kokonoe yelled waving a flag with Azrael's icon on it.
"Go Ragna! :3" Nu cheered happily holding a small plushie of him.
"Set..GO!" Eclipson blew the whistle and everyone dived in the pool, only to meet the yelling of Azrael who was getting bitten by piranhas
"Oops! I forgot to say there are obstacles in the pool as well! :3" Eclipson saw Ragna's head pop out the water fighting off slugs.
"DAMMIT ECLIPSON WHY DO YOU FORGET THE IMPORTANT STUFF!?"
"Sorry :3 ooh watch out for that leach, i think it's poisonous."
Ragna looked at the purple leach on his nose and screamed.
"Don't worry Ragna you'll live! Just don't touch it!" Cosmo said as Ragna pulled it off.
"NOW YOU TELL ME!?"
Yuuki Terumi come face to face with a great white shark.
"OH MY GOD!" he immediately swam past it while it followed.
"Uh oh! Looks like Yuuki terumi is swimming forward!" Cosmo looked at the clock. "Only 2 minutes left, will he make it!?"
The crowd roared and cheered while Lambda was petting a piranha and a shark. She saw a small Tartar floating away. "Tartar.." She immediately followed straight for the creatures, catching up with Yuuki Terumi.
"Looks like lambda is neck and neck with Yuuki Terumi! It's getting intense!" Eclipson watched the two reach and end and flip the other way, and also seeing Hikage and Julian doing the same. "HOLY SHIT IT'S STARTING, COSMO! CUE THE MUSIC!"
'YES!' Cosmo put in a DVD in the stereo and played the second opening from the Anime free.
Eclipson and Cosmo, and all the girls in the audience screamed and squealed in excitement watching the characters swim.
"5 MORE SECONDS!" Cosmo counted down with Eclipson.
"3...2...1!"
A hand slapped the wall in the pool and Yuuki Terumi's name popped up in first place on the screen, and for the other side, Julian won first place.
"THE WINNERS ARE JULIAN AND YUUKI TERUMI!" Cosmo threw her plushie up and squealed while Julian floated in the water.
"You owe me lunch Hikage!" He said happily while she huffed in defeat.
"You were lucky this round."
Eclipson looked at the paper. "Okay guys, this is the last game of the day!"
"Our last and ultimate game will karaoke cosplay contest! :3" Cosmo took deep breaths to calm herself. "But here's the twist! It will be only me, Bloodscythe, and Eclipson doing it! The rest of you can sit back and enjoy the music!"
The Blazblue cast sighed in relief while Ragna and Azrael were getting healed by Celica and Lambda was playing with the Tartar and feeding it.
"First is Bloodscythe!" Eclipson teleported everyone back to the concert form of the studio and game Bloodscythe the microphone.
"Don't rip your shirt off." She watched Bloodscythe scoff.
"I'm not..Bossy.." He slightly chuckled.
As he walked away Cosmo stood next to Eclipson shaking her head.
"He's gonna rip his shirt off."
"I know."
Speed laughed. "This will be a sight for the ladies :3"
Bloodscythe got in his cosplay costume of Alex Mercer from the game prototype and looked at all the girls and a few guys gawking at him. "uhh..Okay….Start!"
Speed held a thumbs up while pressing a button on a control panel and the speakers started playing 'Animal i have become' From 3 days Graces. "I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself"
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal, this animal)
I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So many times I've lied
(So many times I've lied)
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Somebody help me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I can't escape this hell
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal I have become)!"
Bloodscythe yelled and ripped his shirt off while Eclipson blushed and facepalmed.
"Oh Bloodscythe.. :3" Cosmo put on her cosplay of Tsubaki and grabbed the mic Bloodscythe passed to her.
"Break a leg" He said while Cosmo walked to the stage and he stood next to Eclipson.
"Ripped your shirt off i see." She looked at him while he chuckled nervously.
"Heh, my bad."
Cosmo cleared her throat and began singing the Opening of Blazblue Continuum shift ll.
"Yami wo kurai tsukusu soukoku no mori sadame no eda wa hikari motome... susumu
taguri yoseta akai ito wa daga tame no inochizuna
shinshoku suru kaiko roku wa kimi no shin wo mo kuruwaseru yo
mawaru eien wo seoi mitsumete
osore FICTION nugisutetara ima kono mune ni tou
sabi yuku ENGAGE kara mawaru INFINTY mayoi komu ao no RAGNAROK de
dore dake ken wo furueru tamashii wo yuzurazu ni
urei no MONOCHROME deguchi no nai sora he konton ga furisosogu haruka he
soredemo maiagareru ka
kotae to hikikaeru wa... mirai
kanashimi kara nikushimi kara kako wo hikizuridashite
dare mo ga mina kizure wo kakushimo ga ki kurushimi tachiagaru yo
akashi wa ikizoma ni nokoru mezame yo
kodama suru wa kokoro no shouzai ima toki no naka kou
nageki no EL DORADO kimi ga sakebu kanki umumareshi ao no LABYRINTH he
ochiteku sono hazama sae hitomi ni kizamitsukete
kuchiteku SERENADE tadori tsukenai michi tezaguri de tsukamu kimi no sugata
tashikana mono nado nai to tsuyoku ikeru no naraba... hokori
itsuka no natsukashii ashita ga matteiru
dakara yonde donna oto demo hoshii
sabi yuku ENGAGE kara mawaru INFINTY mayoi komu ao no RAGNAROK wa
subete ga hajimaru kouya saisho mo saigo mo aru
nageki no EL DORADO kimi ga sakebu kanki umumareshi ao no LABYRINTH wa
mushiri no tobira wo hiraku sono saki ni mitsukeru ha... sekai!" Cosmo panted heavily while the whole crowd cheered.
"Wow!Cosmo and Bloodscythe, you two were amazing!" julian clapped rapidly.
"Thanks!" Cosmo and Bloodscythe both laughed happily while eclipson was in a white dress with blue lining from the anime Chobits.
"Aww Eclipson you look adorable!" Cosmo hugged Eclipson while she laughed.
Bloodscythe gave her the mic while he blushed. "You look cute." Eclipson blushed red and giggled.
"Thanks." she went to the stage and began singing the opening of Chobits.
"I wanted to make sure our paths would be crossing, and so I cast a spell
Our hands chance a touch and we look at each other, I can't contain my smile
Dancing around pretending in the end we don't know how we feel
So that someday suddenly, we fall in love for real
Let me be with you
Let me be with you
Let me be with you
I wanna hold you close to me
Unable to say it until recently I have been hiding my heart
I want you to see through me transparently 'cause I'm only acting strong
Please my darling wait for me, in a few minutes we two can meet
And then we will finally hopelessly fall in love
Let me be with you
Let me be with you
Let me be with you
I just wanna cry, you know
Whenever our fingers untangle, my hands start to shake
It makes me uneasy... It makes me uneasy!
Let me be with you
Let me be with you
Let me be with you
Let me hold you close to my heart!"
Cosmo wiped a tear from her eye. "SO CUTE!"
The audience cheered and clapped.
'Aw that was so adorable!" Tsubaki Hugged Eclipson while Speed gave a thumbs up
"Good job Eclipson!"
"Alright guys! That was all this episode! I hope you all enjoyed and please come back next time!"
Hikage hugged Yuuki Terumi and kissed his cheek and he immediately blushed and fainted.
She shrugged holding him. "I couldn't resist."
"Hope see see you all next time! Byeeeee!" The entire blazblue cast laughed as the curtains fell.
"Happy birthday Eclipson!" The cast showed a big oreo cake with cookies and creme ice cream on the table and Eclipson squealed.
"Thank you! Everyone!"
Platinum gave Eclipson a huge pink present and everyone else gave her their share of presents all in different colors and designs.
Everyone sang happy birthday and ate cake and ice cream and enjoyed themselves.
When it was over, they all fell asleep and Eclipson was sitting in her chair playing on her phone when Bloodscythe hugged her from behind.
"Ah! Bloodscythe what the heck…? You trying to scare me? " she pouted while Bloodscythe chuckled.
"Of course, not, well...Not on your birthday." He smiled and kissed her forehead. "Happy birthday Eclipson."
Phew i'm so tired! Anyway sorry for not updating in awhile and i'm so glad its my birthday, i'm finally 15 :3 anyway i hope you enjoyed, please R&R!
Edit (Aug.29): Yes I know I have some spelling mistakes but I wrote this story at about midnight so technically by the time I published this chapter my birthday would've been officially over so I had to hurry and post it, my birthday officially ended at 5:30am because that's the actual time I was born. I think I posted it at uh...1:30am or 2am but my first day of my sophomore year at school starts tomorrow (Technically today because I start school at Aug 29th and when I come home I will edit this chapter and but and add a few more funny scenes and more details when I get home. I'm also really nervous about this but I'll really try not to because I found out I have 4 classes with one of my good friends which really calms me BUT I don't know who I have gym with and last year, ugh gym was horrible because none of y friends were there with me only the girls and boys who talked about e and called e fat and stuff *shivers* and I'd always tell my bf Bloodscythe about it but start crying and sometimes they'd say really cruel shit about me to the point where it ruins my whole day and in my freshman year that was only my seconds period uhh it was awful. Anyway this sophomore year I think gym is my 3rd or 4th period I have to double check but this yeah I hope I gym with atleadt one of my friends that's the only thing really bothering me and I take Spanish this year. Ugh I wanna learn French and Japanese dammit. (If I learn French I'd know what widowmaker from over watch is saying and if I learn Japanese I'd get to watch anime without reading the subtitles ;3) A-anyway sorry I didn't know this edit would be so long it's 2:49am and I just really wanna vent to someone because I'm having trouble sleeping. anyway good night!