Chapter 10

barry lookz at me face evilly! "Now that you're going to die, as annoyingly pathetic as you are, you still deserve to know the reason why. What do you know about our hero, Harry Potter?"

hah! I kno everithin worth knowing I want 2 say, but den I remembahd… I dunno anathan otha dan the fakt dat he iz s0000 c00l n gudlookin! daz da musta important doe. GASP! but barry shal not kno, or elz he will think…I'm stupid!1!

s0 I used my telekinesis to ginny s0 I coult know moar. It workd. I am awesum!

"uhhhhhhh juz dat he is da son of lilly n jamez potter n he iz also Da Alive BoiTM cuz voldemprt didnt get to k1ll him…yeh"

Barri wuz surprise. "Honestly wasn't expecting you to know that much! But the truth is that he is actually the son of Severus Snape, and a Vampire!"

I. GASPED. C00l boi iz a vampyar?! NANI?!

Barri l00ked at me n smilez. "Yes, I am also the son of Lily Evans and Severus Snape. Lily was never in love with James, as he was just a way for the world to think that she did not have a vampire child. And then she became a vampire too, because she would die in child birth if she didn't become one, even though Snape didn't want her to become one. They were in love. But they forgot one thing. James had always been in love with Lily, and didn't want her to be with Snape even if she would never EVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS love him. In short, he was hating. People think Voldemort killed James and Lily, but it was really James that KILLED her! If his pathetic stupid UGLY FAKE EVILLL AMORTENTIA love wasn't enough for Lily, then he would rather kill her. Yeah, he sucks! A LOT."

I gaspd. I was s0000 shocked…! I kniw dat snake wuz amazin cuz he wuz edgi liek m3, but i wuz like so totally sHOCKED RN I CAIN EVERN!

"But when I was born, there was a prophesy that one of Lily and Snape's children would save the world with the chosen girl and kill Voldemort, Voldemort captured me and tried to kill me. When he found out that Harry also existed, he left me as a baby on the street and went to Harry! And I was all alone!"

I gasped. …I thinnnk my nail juz br0ek!

"But that's okay. Because afterwards, I lived on the street, starving and homeless, until I was one day taken into a mafia gang. They taught me all I needed to know about taking revenge. I now have a black belt in Karate, Kung Fu, Krav Maga, Taekwondo, Jiujitsu, Kickboxing, Kenpo, Aikido, Kendo, Judo, and many more. I also know how to speak 25 languages fluently, I'm the Heir of Slytherin and I was the apprentice of Merlin and know all magic in the world. And now, I can FINALLY take revenge on freaking Harry Potter and his edgy parents! I have teamed up temporarily with Hermione, Voldemort and Dumbledore's Evil Gang of Evil People, too! I'll go back in time to kill Lily and Snape so they NEVER give birth to that awful Harry Potter, Muhahahahah!"

"GASP!"

"You are also the only daughter of the evil wizard, Voldemort!"

"GASP GASP!"

"And now you're going to die!"
"GASP GASP GASPPPP!"

wUT do i dOOOOOOOOOOOO?! Der wuz nobodi but me n barri in da room. I hav no lifepoints left. I started to cwy tear of blood bcuz I wuz s0 frekin saddddddd. I cwant brief dat im gonna die now!

But den SUDDENLYYYYYY!

I saw a boy outzeid da room! "HELPS! HELPU ME; THIS GUY TRIYING TO KILLZ ME!"

Da boi turns bakk, and I kniw he wuz ginna hilp meh, cuz he wuz gudlookin. He had blond beautiful hair like ICE and was soooo000 gudlookin I cant even. he had icy blue ice like eyes and looked rrly kawaii. His har waz slicked back and looked rrly c00l , n he had rrly c00l clothes. He hd a shirt on,, so ofc I knew he wuz rrly mature. He wuz so amazingly gudlookin!. Hes probly gunna b a star when he grow up, ah. he had headfon on listnin ta Hello kitty by avril Laverne (ok idunno how to spll her name but lez b onest no 1 does lol xD!)(n guys dat listnen ta anime musik r amazeballs, OBVI!) he was rrly c00l,,,, how come I never c him befau?

"Y-yeh, he try to f0rce me to be his girlfriend! Save me plz…?" I cry. Maybe he dink im cute cuz I cry? AH, I blush. He so c00l!

He got angry! "Disgusting! Typical behavior of a mud blood, I say. Crabbe, Goyle: Beat him up a bit, so he'll know how to behave here at Hogwarts." My HERO! I started ta blush sum moar! I think Im in luvvvvvvv~!

GASP! But I kant stay and talk ta da c00l boi, I needsta show dis boi sum dishiplin! He try sta hurt me 2day yu no? even tho I REAAAALLY wanna stay and talk to dis AMAZE boi I have to sacrifiz my time n love for da sake of da WORLD! Itz nothin muchh, I d0 it all ze tyme. I smirk n sigh. Some people r so amazing dey need to help the world by giving it sum amazeness! I shal teach barri dat lesson nou!

I shove crab n boil away cutely, even tho dey r SOOO weak dat they fell out da window w/ da force. Nvm, I needsta give larri sum…help. Yeh, help!

*PUNCH* *PUNCH* *KICK* *UPPERCUT* *PUNCH* *GERMAN SUPPLEX*

After 10mins, jerry wuz unconsidious and had broken da nose! I put him inside da closet, but dEN SUDDENLY I REMEMBAHd DAT I CAN…USE MAGIC! Haha my mistake~ hehe!

"OBLIVIATE!" "IMPERIUS"

I m8d him loose da memories n m8d him do ANATHANG I say. Neat.

Den, I lock hiem inside da room n den I go. I go to my room.

TIMESKIP

I went to mah r00m n sigh.

"i hop dat i didnt hav sta go to da PAST but I guess I have to." I take out da time roulette go I stolen from barry.

"Somebodi needsta scrifize dem selbst to helpu da peopurus, n im da only girl who can do it." I sigh n stare at da tim turner. I smirk n check mi nailz. Im so awesome.

"W-w-w-with a-all do respect, Estique-sama?" Extra-san said.

"Yes?"

"No."

"Wh-what?"

"I-uh, I mean no, you don't actually need to go back in time…"

"Hmpf, foolish extra, that is da only wai ta help sav da world! Oderwiz herminni n barri n da death doers wil evilize da world!?"

"You already beat up Barry, right?"

"No, I coud nver d0 such a thing, ehe~!" I laf kyuuuutely, n nod da head.

"…S-S-So, i-I'm saying…why not beat up Hermione too? Then you wouldn't need to go back in time, at a-"

"Oops!" I accidentally punched the extra. He fell unconscidious-! …Noooooo, how uh, tragic!

"IT PAINS ME TO DO THIS, but I NEED to go to da past for da sake of DA WORLD! BYE ALL!" I sprint out of da r00m to da great hall. I could hear da extras voice.

"Poor Bob!"

"He never really knew when to keep quiet…!"

"Remind me why I'm still doing this extra job?"

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