Now isn't this a surprise? Two drabbles in row! I'm on a roll, whoo! Haha. Anyhow, remember that the last drabble was by my sister? Well, this one is by both of us so you get double the humor. I hope, anyway. xD Well, hope you enjoy it! We certainly had a blast writing it!

Note: This is a squeal of sorts from the drabble "Gotcha."

Kagome's Revenge

Dinner was eaten in relative silence, other than the occasional question about the other's day and such and after her husband had polished off his plate, she dutifully picked it up and brought it over to the sink to be rinsed before placing it in the dishwasher in quiet thoughtfulness.

Inuyasha, frowning slightly at his wife's unusual quiet, shrugged before giving her a soft kiss on the lips and ambling to the living room for some well deserved TV time.

The television clicked on and Kagome ducked her head, a slow, almost devious smile curving her lips.

She was on the last dish that couldn't be placed in the dishwasher when her hanyou husband stood up from the couch and walked into the bathroom, closing the door behind him.

Washing her hands off and declaring dinner clean up done – for now – Kagome skipped into the living room and plopped down onto the spot that Inuyasha had occupied, grinning rather evilly as she picked up the remote...

And stuffed it in her bra.

Casually crossing her legs, the plotting woman waited patiently for her mate to return from the bathroom, unenthusiastically watching an infomercial about some kind of "super" vacuum. She snorted. Like they didn't already have enough of those in the market.

The sound of a toilet flushing followed by a door swinging open had Kagome instantly schooling her features, although she was valiantly fighting to not openly smirk as he wandered into the living room, plopping down next to her and swinging a muscled arm around her shoulders.

Silenced commenced between the two of them as they watched flat screen television in front of them for a few minutes until Inuyasha finally noticed that an important object was no where to be seen.

He frowned, ignoring the TV in favor of looking around for the black rectangular object he liked to call a miracle. Kagome had an inkling as to what he was looking for and pretended not to noticed. Her suspicions were confirmed, however, when he stood up and started moving things around on the coffee table before them and asked, "Kagome, have you seen the remote? Could've sworn I left it right there..."

Kagome choked back a snicker and shook her head, not trusting herself to speak as he continued to look for the remote, getting a bit frustrated and grumbling under his breath.

"Where is it?" he asked, mostly to himself as he grabbed his wife by the waist and effortlessly lifted her off the couch and above his head, "I know I left the thing right there," he said, indicating the couch cushions beneath her.

She put a completely puzzled look on her face and leaned over from her perch to peer at the couch cushions. "It was right there. I saw it," she stated. It was true. It had been there until he'd moved her.

After a few more minutes of puzzled searching in which her hanyou husband carried her around the couch searching for the remote, Kagome straightened herself and let a secret smile of victory play upon her lush lips.

The show Inuyasha had been watching was evidently over, because the theme song to another show was now filling the air, and Kagome squeaked in excitement. "Put me down! It's A Baby Story!"

A look of horror crossed her husband's face as he stared at the screen. "No way am I watching that! Where's the damn remote?!" He intensified his search for the little black box he nearly worshiped, and Kagome absently wondered why he didn't just change the channel manually. A chuckle welled up inside her, and she struggled to hold it in.

"Put me down," she repeated, wiggling around.

His attention completely focused on finding the missing piece of technology, Inuyasha set her down gently and she promptly made a beeline for the couch, plopping down on it unceremoniously and tucking her legs beneath her, not making a noise when the her spouse completely picked up the couch with her on it and looked underneath it.

A Baby Story continued to play on the big screen, and as he continued to search for the remote a tiny giggle escaped her lips. Automatically his attention was drawn to her, and his eyes narrowed suspiciously.

With speed she didn't know she possessed, Kagome was on her feet and backing away from him at a slow and steady pace.

"What did you do with the remote?" he growled.

"Nothing," she squeaked, crossing her arms against her chest defensively. Suddenly the channel changed and they were listening to the theme song of Barney. When she had crossed her arms, she had unwittingly pressed the remote up against herself and the pressure had been enough to push the buttons.

His gaze landed on her chest, lustful thoughts far from his mind and comprehension dawned. "Give me the remote."

She ran.

One very short and undignified struggle later, Kagome sat on her husband's lap while he surfed through the channels with the remote, which he had retrieved with great pleasure, and thought up ways to get back at him for this.

He grunted at her expression. "What's wrong?"

A sly smile started to form on her mouth. "I just remembered how to program the TV so that every time it turns on it's on the Home and Garden channel."

Her other-half went pale, and Kagome laughed silently to herself. She had remembered no such thing, but after his stunt with offering her aspirin to get her to admit she didn't have a headache, he deserved the little stunt she had pulled.

Revenge was sweet.

Hehehe ok this is Ashley, and I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reviewed my little drabble last chapter! Heather and I had lots of fun making this, and I hope you guys had just as much fun reading it. Speaking as one of her biggest fans, may I say You Rock Sister! Now,on with the drabbles!

Awww, thanks Ash. You rock too!