Bye Bye Robin!

By Strix Moonwing

Strix Moonwing: Lol, I'm so happy that everybody loved the last chapter so much. That was the funniest chapter to write in this story! Slade and the shippers were so fun to write about. Haha, in this chapter Bumblebee finally gets a song to herself. Hope you guys enjoy!

Disclaimer: Here's a day late April Fools. I do own Teen Titans and Bye-Bye Birdie! Happy Late April Fools!

Chapter 11: Broken Dates and Hearts

Never….never in Bumblebee's life had she ever been this angry, so enraged! Sparks of electricity shot from her stingers as she stomped back and forth in front of Raven, whose eyes were closed in concentration as she tried to let her mind drift away from this evening's embarrassing events. Neither of the girls knew where Starfire was. After Slade had rather reluctantly pulled the two fighting titans apart, Starfire had flew out of the studio in tears with Robin and her family running after her. Raven had teleported away before Beast Boy could even mutter a word.

Raven and Bumblebee were the only ones in the Tower, which was fine by their standards. The two girls were mad enough without anyone else to barge in on them as they tried, in their own way, to calm their raging tempers.

"I can't believe him! I just can't believe him!" Bee growled, her fist clenched in fury as she stomped back and forth. "I can't believe that he actually agreed with his grandma! He actually wants Kitten on the team!"

Raven shut her eyes, trying to drown out Bumblebee's voice as mediated. It was no use trying to repeat her calming mantra when she could barely hear herself think with Bee's ranting. Beside, every time she ever came close to being calm and relaxed, Beast Boy's face would appear in her head, reminding her of why she was mad in the first place!

"I can't believe Beast Boy would actually be stupid and immature enough to do that." She said finally, in a quiet voice. Raven opened one eye to find Bumblebee staring at her like she was crazy. "Okay," she admitted, "I knew that he was stupid and immature enough, but to do it on national television was stupid even for him."

Bee flung her hands in the air in agitation. "Well what did you expect? He's a boy! Stupid and immature are in their nature! Not to mention being selfish, ignorant, clueless, cowardly, and pathetic as well!" She growled and planted her butt on the edge of Raven's bed, making Raven bounce slightly. Her anger at Cyborg seemed to fill the whole room along with Raven's rage at Beast Boy.

"Really, Rae, I don't see what I ever saw in Cyborg that made me like him in the first place!" Bee cried, folding her arms crossly. Her blood boiled with rage for Cyborg as music started to play. Slowly, with each syllable dripping with rage, Bee began to sing.

Bee: "Eight months! Eight months! That's how long I wast-ed on him." Bee's eyes flashed with anger as she stood up from the bed. "That's all! I'm through! Cyborg dear, to put it sweet-ly….TO HELL WITH YOU!"

Raven smirked. "That could be arranged…" Bee started to pace back and forth like a tiger in cage as she sang angrily.

Bee: "What did I ever see in him? How did I ev-er get in-volved that way? Now that it's o-ver I can smile and say…What did I ever see in him? Boy, I was way out on a limb! Now that I'm safe-ly on the ground a-gain….Now that my sen-ses have been found a-gain! What did I ev-er see in him?"

Bee started to shake her head. "Is he tender? No, he's not! Is he thought-ful? No, he's not! Am I cra-zy?" In frustration Bee grabbed Raven by the shoulders and started to shake her, causing Raven's eyes to open in surprise. "What's he got that I found so damn ap-pealign? What did he ev-er do for me?"

Bumblebee got a thoughtful look on her face and released Raven, who fell flat on her bed with an "oof"! "Well…to be honest, he was some-times nice." Bee sadly shook her head again. "But still it was-n't worth the aw-ful price! It was rough…From the start! Broken dates, bro-ken nails, bro-ken heart! How did I ev-er, why did I ev-er, what did I ev-er…."

"Bumblebee, try not to be so upset." Raven said, sitting up, legs crossed, on her bed. "I mean, not all men are like that."

Bumblebee growled and shook her finger at Raven. "Yeah right, Rae! They're all like that! Every last one of them, you and I should know personally. We live in a tower full of them!" She placed her hands on her hips and muttered darkly. "Ooohhhh, they're all the same! From puberty to retirement! From heroes to villains! They're all the same!" Raven narrowed her eyes and nodded in agreement as she thought of Malchior and Beast Boy.

Both girls: "Do we need them? No, we don't! Do we want them? No, we don't!"

Raven: "Will we leave them?"

Bee: "No, we won't!" Bumblebee blinked in surprise. "Tell me, what did I say that for?"

Both: "What did we ev-er see in them? How could we ev-er think that they were nice? Take it from us, we've paid an aw-ful price! It was rough…from the start! Bro-ken dates, bro-ken nails, bro-ken heart! What did we ev-er see in…"

The two girls stopped singing as the sound of the main doors sliding shut broke through the air. Both turned as towards Raven's bedroom door as footsteps and voices were heard from the living room.

"Dude, do you think they're here?" Asked a voice that was unmistakably Beast Boy's. Raven stiffened but didn't move.

"They have to be! Where else would they go?" The other voice was definitely Cyborg's.

"But I didn't see Robin's R-cycle and I don't hear Starfire or her family."

"Don't worry. They're probably still looking for Starfire. Raven and Bee have to be here.

"You think?"

"That's what Granny Cy said they would be. Come on, they're probably upstairs." The footsteps started to head towards the elevator. Raven and Bee both looked at each other with narrowed eyes.

"I'm not staying to listen to Beast Boy's stupid excuses." Raven said in a dangerously low voice. Bumblebee nodded.

"If Cyborg thinks I'm staying to hear him sing praises about his witch of a grandma, he's crazier than her!" Bumblebee opened up the window in Raven's bedroom. It was still late at night and the lights of the city could be seen clearly from the tower. She turned to Raven. "Where are you going?"

Raven shrugged her shoulders. "I'm probably going to go look for Starfire and apologize for fighting her. She's probably as angry with Robin as we are with our boyfriends. You?"

"Unless your ears were clogged with blood from the catfight, you should have heard Cyborg say that he replaced me with Kitten. I'm not a titan anymore."

Raven frowned. "We'll see how long that arrangement will last."

Bee shrugged and looked out the window. "Whatever. I don't want to be a titan anymore if I have to stay with Cyborg. I'm heading back to Steel City."

"Well good luck." With that Raven disappeared in a flash of black light.

Bee smiled slightly. "Yeah, good luck." Her insect wings sprang to life and with a buzz; Bee was flying out the window, away from the tower, and towards the city. Behind her, she could faintly hear someone cry, "Bumblebee!" She took no notice.

Bee: "What did I ev-er see in him? How could I e-ver think that he was nice? Take it from me, I've paid an aw-ful price! It was rough…from the start! Bro-ken dates, bro-ken nails, bro-ken heart! What did I ev-er see in him?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Behind her, looking sorrowfully out the window, Cyborg frowned and mentally kicked himself for being such an idiot and for letting the stupid contest get in the way of seeing what he already had and always wanted.

Downtown Jump City…

"Starfire! STARFIRE!" Robin stopped running and keeled over, panting with exhaustion. For two hours he had been running through the city looking for Starfire. The last he'd seen her; she'd flow out of the television studio with tears running down her face.

Growling, Robin slammed his fist onto the sidewalk. "Idiot! How could I be such an idiot!?" How could he had not have noticed how upset all this had been making Starfire? Beast Boy too! He should have noticed how upset and distant the two had become.

"I should have never agreed to this stupid contest in the first place." Robin muttered, narrowing his eyes. He stood back up and kicked a telephone pole in rage. "IDIOT! OUCH!"

Note, kicking telephone poles in rage isn't really a good idea.

Robin hopped up and down on one leg, holding the other in pain, all while muttering pain. "Great…just great!" He growled with clenched teeth.

"Friend Robin, do you need assistance?" asked a quiet voice.

Robin immediately stopped hopping in pain and looked up. "Starfire?" Starfire was floating a couple of feet above his head, her eyes lowered shyly. Slowly she floated to the ground next to Robin.

"I am sorry for my devious actions, Friend Robin." Her eyes were downcast she talked to him. "I know that I have hurt both you and Friend Raven…I was not thinking and…and…" Her voice faltered as Robin grabbed her hand.

"Starfire, there's nothing to be sorry about." Robin said, smiling gently at her. "It was my fault. I shouldn't have agreed to the stupid contest in the first place."

"But Robin, you liked the contest!" Starfire said. She looked down. "I saw how much you liked the attention of the other earth females."

Robin frowned. "Starfire, I didn't like that."

"Then why were you smiling when you sang to all of them and made them lose consciousness?"

"Er….because Cyborg promised to pay me forty bucks." Robin mumbled, his face turning red with embarrassment.

Starfire frowned. "So you are telling me that you agreed to express your love and affections falsely to over a hundred obsession-crazed earth females for the greed of merely forty American currencies?"

"Uhhhhhhhhh….yes?" squeaked Robin, backing away slowly, fearing the worst. Suddenly he was pulled into a bone-crushing hug.

"OH ROBIN!" Starfire cried, smiling brightly as she hugged the life out of him. "THIS IS GLORIOUS!" Suddenly she frowned and dropped him. "Oh no…this is not so glorious."

Robin gasped for breath and asked. "What's not Starfire?"

Starfire looked at Robin with sad eyes. "Because, Friend Robin, after my actions I doubt that my parents will allow me to stay on Earth." She bowed her head. "I'm afraid tonight might be my last night on Earth."

For a couple seconds Robin was silent, but slowly a smile spread across his face as he grabbed Starfire hand. Starfire looked up at him with a spark of hope in her eyes. "Well Starfire," Robin began, "If this is really going to be your last night on Earth, then I'm going to make it a night worth living for!"

As you could probably predict, music started to play out of nowhere. Big surprise there. The real surprise is that Robin started to sing without being bribed.

Robin: "There are chicks, just ripe for some kissin'! And I mean to kiss me a few!" Robin leaned over and kissed Starfire on the cheek, causing her to blush in surprise and delight. "Man, those chicks don't know what they're miss-in'! I got a lot of liv-in' to do! Sizz-lin' steaks! All read-y for tast-in'! And there's Ca-dill-acs all shi-ny and new! Got-ta move, cause time is awast-in! There's such a lot of liv-in to do!"

Starfire smiled and started to sing as well. "There are men of nine-teen or twen-ty who sauve and reckless and true!" She smiled at Robin and returned his kiss. "Older men, who'll give a girl plen-ty! I've got a lot of liv-in to do!"

Robin: "There's mus-ic to play! Places to go! People to see! Ev-rything for you and me!"

Suddenly all of Robin's fangirls arrived and heard the song. The leader of them stepped up. "Can we join you? Please!? We want to have some fun!"

Robin looked at Starfire who looked back at him. The two both shrugged and smiled. "Sure you can come." Robin said, smiling as the fangirls cheered. "But you gotta keep up! We got things to do!"

Robin: "Cra-zy clothes and motor boat races!"

Three fangirls: "Some-one nice to cud-dle up to! (They tried to make a move towards Robin but Starfire growled at them) Broad-way lights! And wide o-pen spaces! There's such a lot of liv-in to do!"

All: "Lots of dates! And no-one to scold you! Loop the loop….and laugh at the view! Moon-light swims! And some-one to hold you! Yeah! We got a lot of livin' to do!"

Robin: "There's mu-sic to play!"

Fangirls: "You know it!"

Robin: "Places to go!"

Fangirls: "You know it!"

Robin: "Peo-ple to see!"

Fangirls: "You know it!"

Robin: "Everything! For you and me!"

All: "Oh Yeah! Oh, Life's a ball! If only you know it! And it's all just wait-ing for you! You're a-live! So come on and show it! Oh, we've got a lot of liv-ing…such a lot of liv-ing…What…a…lot…of…liv-ing…to…"

"HIDE!" shouted Starfire. Robin, the fangirls, and Starfire all hid inside an alley as a moment later Starfire's family arrived as well as the fangirls' families.

"Well is our precious Starfire?" wailed Moonfire as she dabbed at her eyes with a tissue. All the other mothers joined her.

"Yes, yes! Where's my little Alice?"

"Or my darling Kacey?"

"Sam! Sam! Where are you Sam?"

Moonfire looked at her husband with tearful eyes. "Oh honey, where could they be?"

"Probably having an orgy with Robin." Muttered Cometfire under his breath. All the mothers heard him and let out a ground-shaking wail.

"Ladies, ladies, enough!" shouted Emperor Sunfire, gesturing for the mothers to calm down. As they quieted down, he continued. "Parents, it's obvious who we should blame here on the disappearance of our beloved daughters."

"You guys for letting them go to the show in the first place?" muttered Cometfire, earning him a blast in the behind from Sunfire.

"NO! We need to blame…ROBIN!" Sunfire shouted. All the parents looked at each other and whispered in agreement.

"Yes, yes, Robin! He's the one to blame!"

"He's the one who flared up our girls' teenage hormones in the first place!"

"I always though he had a nasty look in his eye!"

"Yes, it is Robin to blame! Blame Robin!"

"Here, here!"

"I say we go find that hooligan and tear him limb from limb!" shouted Sunfire. All the parents roared in agreement.

"Oh brother…" muttered Cometfire, rolling his eyes.

"Follow me!" Sunfire roared as he led the mob of parents away in search for Robin. Cometfire followed, muttering darkly as he did so.

Deep in the alley, Robin, who was pale in the face and had wide eyes, turned to Starfire and said, "Well, it seems like this is going to be my last night on earth too."

Starfire smiled and grabbed his hand. "Then lets make it count."

All: "There's music to play! Places to go! People to see! Everything! For you and me! Yeah! Oh life's a ball! If only you know it! And it's all just wait-ing ofr you! You're a-live! So come on and show it!"

Robin: "Oh, we got a lot of liv-ing!"

Starfire: "Such a lot of liv-ing!"

All: "What…a…lot…of…liv-ing…to..doooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!"

Strix Moonwing: Lol, Robin's in a lot of trouble, isn't he? Hahaha, this night is going to end in disaster. Please review!