REVIEEEEWS! CH9

ZeX: Just follow da wae my bruddah, and all will be okay.

Benoni: Sorry, but the greatest would be me. I'm just absolutely flawless.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSS! CH10

ZeX: No. Spinosaurus.

Warning: There will be stronger and more language than normal.

Warning 2: Grudges were held in this chapter (*cough* squad *cough*)

Michael's POV

I felt my back slam against the wall. I couldn't see who was holding me by my neck, but only a silhouette.

"Im going to kill you…"

"(D-damn it..I can't….Breathe...must... break free…)" I said mentally.

"I'm going to kill you…!" The figure said. Everything went from black to red.

"LET GO!" I yelled. I then threw my hand into their stomach, and ripped out their spine, before punching them away.

In the morning

"GAH!" I yelled, jumping up. I was in bed. I got up and stretched, popping my neck and back, and slowly getting up. I rubbed my eyes before pulling everyone out of their moeball's. They all looked at me tired. Can't blame them...it's 7:30 AM. "Alright, guys...we get our showers in, eat and then we go and take on the Gym. How does that sound."

Charla flipped me off and went back into her ball. Anemi fell over. Piko and Faris cuddled up to each other in my bed. Elizabeth sighed before heading for the shower. And Aqua walked up and hugged me. I sighed.

"Fine, I'll let you sleep till Piko and Fries are done...who is after Elizabeth," I said. Aqua tiredly nodded her head. She laid next to me, although having her back to me, while Piko and Faris fought over me half-asleep.

"Mmmm...no he's my Onii-chan…" Piko mumbled, throwing a pathetic punch.

"But he's my master…" Faris replied, throwing an equally pathetic punch. I rolled over and cuddled up to Aqua, giving her head rubs. Piko and Faris noticed and started growling at Aqua. I rolled my eyes until I heard electricity sparking.

"Aqua..." Piko growled. I felt a chill go down our spines. I quickly rolled over and squeezed the two of them into my arms.

"Awww, are my wittle babies jealous?" I asked in a teasing voice.

"S-stop it! Let me go, baka master-chan!" Faris yelled at me. Huh. Didn't know she was Tsun-Tsun. Piko giggled as she nuzzled up to me. I love my little girls.

"Bitch get yo mothafuckin gay-ass lolicon fappin ass outta here nigga, no one wants to hear that shiz!" I heard an a...familiar voice say…

"Oh no! I forgot to cut his tail!" I said as I jumped out of bed. I ran downstairs.

"I-I have no idea what you're talking about." I heard Zex say nervously.

"Whyz you lyin?"

"I'm not!"

"Whyz you lyin!"

"I'm not lying!"

"Bitch why da hell are you lying!" I heard the familiar person yell angrily. I ran down the stairs. In Front of me was a tall man about 6'3, with a red tail and fur covering his upper body, and some spiky black hair which had a singular bang on top of his right eye; which also had fur around his them. His sharpened anime looking eyes were yellow, with red pupils. He had on blue armbands around his wrist, and had on a black under-GI with a blue belt, and had on...Nikes. F*CK THAT COMPANY! Anyway, it should note he is fairly muscular. He looked at me. "Yo Michael, whaz goochie? Look I'm a Super Swagger Four."

"Dont...dont make me remember that crappy mixtape," I told him.

"Naw dawg, that mixtape was hot as lava, we were droppin all the bars on the haters. Anyway help me out, this nigga is claiming not to-"

"ULTRA! You can't say that word! You're white!" I yelled at him.

"First of all, I can say that word, I'm a black albino! Second of all, you said it two days ago!" Ultra yelled at me.

"YOUR A BLACK ALBINO!?" I asked shocked. I thought they were all killed in the 4th great meme war...ugh!

"You know what you just helped me summarize our group. Aight so first we have the petofile," Ultra pointed at Zex, "and little-dick Yamcha."

"I'M NOT A-you know what screw this." Zex walked out the door. Holden just sat there and accepted it because he was scared of Ultra. His math dictates that the fourth level could go up to an 800'000 multiplier of base. He wasn't having any of Super Swager Four.

"Alright next. After that we have David, the only smart hommie of our group, but still an f'in idiot. Sasha who seems to just be a trap with powerful moemon," Ultra said. David got a tick as Sasha held back his Metagross. Iris approached Ultra, "and then we have this sexy piece of ass right here, waz good sweetie?"

"O-oh umm...I'm fine master," Iris said. Ultra nodded as she went off.

"Oh and uh...babe, PLEASE make me a sandwich," Ultra said to Iris, who nodded. "Then there's yo idiotic plot armor using-"

I punched Ultra in the nose, who held it in pain afterward.

"Ahh I see, we about to throw some hands!"

"YEAH LET'S GO!" I yelled.

SS4U: YEAH!

M: YEAH!

SS4U:YEAAAAAH!

M: YEAAAAAAAAH!

SS4U: YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

M:YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

"OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The Kool-Aid man yelled jumping through the wall. Me and Ultra looked at each other, then at him, then back. I nodded as Ultra cupped his hands together.

"TIMES 10!" Ultra started. A red orb grew in his hand's. "Swaggy-Swaggy-HAAA!"

Ultra launched a red laser at close blank range, decenegrating the kool-aid man and sending the beam to space. Unfortunately, that blew another hole in the house...which belongs to blue. F*ck. Me and Ultra looked at each other.

"Bath then go to gym?" I asked.

"Ye lez do this thing." SS4 Ultra said. We then separated. But before that…

"Hey, Mich-" Benoni started, but he stopped at my red-eyed death glare.

"..." I said nothing to him. Stupid...mother...god...d mn idiot...underestimating me...I'll show him...baka. Wait I need to dramatically walk out. And now I'm gone. Benoni peped around the corner, but I chucked a vase at him. He barely dodged.

"What's he mad about?" Noel asked.

"SHUT YOUR LOLICON LOVIN ASS UP!" Me and Ultra yelled. Benoni and Noel looked at each other, before shrugging. Freaking white mage and...Megumemeist. Why do I feel like I will get revenge I never asked for later...meh, it's a running gag to beat up Benoni at this point...a running gag.

Later

"DROPKICK!" I yelled. Benoni turned around and got drop-kicked.

"Ow! Why?" Benoni asked.

"Because of the running gag. I still don't know how to punish you for...her." I said, having my

version of WWII flashbacks. I then put my hands closer to my center area.

"Right...I don't know who that is. So we heading to the gym?" Noel asked. I slowly turned my head towards him.

"Hentai...hai、私たちhajimuni向かっteiru," I told them. Thank the crappy power of google translate. Ultra walked out, in his normal form now. I could see his tail wagging. "As soon as we get back I'm cutting that tail off."

"No!" Ultra said, hiding by Iris. She patted his head and carried him as they walked out. Imma gets that tail eventually. We walked towards the gym as we went through until me and the group made it to the gym. Why Sasha went is beyond me, but regardless.

"Alrighty, roo-run guy's! Let's go kick their T-K asses!" I said very cheerfully. I think everyone was too tired for my Happy-go-lucky attitude as we walked in. I stopped and stared at Benoni and Noel, putting up my hand. "Na! You two can wait."

"Why?" Noel asked. Benoni did not respond. Still mute eh?

"Because of what you did to me...and SMDBZX gives me permission to be salty," I told them and with that, I went in.

"So you play Yugioh Benoni?" Zex asked. Benoni shook his head and then walked away. "Fine, I'll just go back to bed."

The rest of us entered the room. I gave a 'Hmmm'. There were three teleporters...strange. If Ultra wasn't here we'd have the perfect number.

"Aight here's the plan. Ultra and me down the middle, David the right." I said. David nodded as we went into the portals. Me and Ultra were in a Japanese kendo looking Dojo. I thought this was a psychic type gym…?

"Who's that?" Ultra asked, tugging on my sleeve. I saw a man drinking some tea. He drank it a little and then sighed.

"I sense three aura's outside of my own. One of pure-hearted innocence, one who just wants to have fun and yet is responsible...but they are only a cloak for the dark and evil aura which lurks within." The man said. The man had a man-bun with a slight goatee. He was wearing a purple kimono with flowers and had sandals on. Me and Ultra got ready. "Prepare yourself...two on one? We'll make it a double-battle. If one of you lose, then you must come back tomorrow."

Me and Ultra looked at each other. He gave a grin and I squinted my eyes.

"No," I told him. I know what he's thinking. I'm not doing it.

"Awww c'mon, it'll be super fun! Besides its only 30 minutes!" Ultra said.

"I said no! Besides I have a full team!" I said.

"Then we can just switch out Faris for Iris," Ultra said...ugh! Fine!

"Okay fine! But only for this one fight, got it!?" I asked him. He nodded. Ultra pulled in a breath

before letting it go. He was then covered in a bright yellow flash as he turned to Savage Ultra...aka Super Savage 4.

"Yo whaz goochie gay lookin Japanese psychic dude, rockin the goatee. Yo, my daddy used to have one of tho- hah! Daddy, that's what Iris called me last night." Savage Ultra said. Of course, he shows up like this. "Aight let's get this dance done with."

I nodded my head as we jumped a distance away from each other.

"What are you two…?" The goatee man started to ask, but then we started the thing I really didn't want to do...but since we don't have the earings it ain't permanent.

Play DBS: SSB Gogeta Theme-HalusaTwin

"Okay let's go!" I started

"Right behind you!" Ultra followed.

"Fuuuuu…"

"Siooooon…"

"Haaa!" We ended. To my surprise, the dance started working...f*ck!

"W-who are you?" The goatee man asked. Standing in front of him was a new person. He had white spiky hair down to his neck, with two big bangs going over his eyes individually. He was muscular, but his skin was covered with a white fur, surrounded by a mystical white aura. He wore a black vest with red crescent looking ovals around the neck, and shoulders. He had on white pants with a red belt over it, and black boots with red bandages around the top.

"I am they. We are one. Just as always. Separated for long, yet separated never, the one true warrior. I am the unity fusion, MICHAEL! If one wasn't enough, just wait until you get two of me put together. (I'll have to end this quick...I didn't know I would unlock energy this high...I say I got about five minutes.)" Metamoran Michael said. "Hmph, I'll go first! Piko, let's go!"

I chucked Piko's ball, but when she came out she was surrounded in the messy yellow aura Iris did when Ultra and Zex fought. Only more powerful.

"Whoa...what the...w-who are-? Onii-chan!?" Piko asked. I nudged my head forward, and Piko started paying attention.

Now would be a good time to explain what this yellow aura is. It's actually Z-power. WAIT NANI? BUT HOW? Well, since KI itself doesn't exist, our warriors don't actually get much of a buff from being OP. Their energy is used to condense and convert to Z-power, which they can give to their moemon. Michael did this with his dark energy when he fought Holden in "The Squad Adventures". This is also connected to how Michael has the "mega evolution" with this dark form, but more on that later.

"Fine, let the trial of speed begin! Hitmontop!" The man yelled. A fighting-type!? Out of his moeball was a...loli. She had a straw hat with a kinda scrawny but still muscular build. She wore a vest that had a V neck and a bottom GI. "Rapid-Spin!"

Battle Engage!

Hitmontop got a critical hit! Minus 7HP

"Hah, is that all? ThunderShock and then follow up with Electro-Ball!" Michael yelled.

Piko used thundershock!

Hitmontop -24HP!

"Tch...crap!" Hitmontop said. She put her hands up to block.

Piko used Electro Ball!

Hitmontop -37HP! Warning-Critical HP!

"Use-"

"QUICK ATTACK!" Michael interrupted. Piko swiftly knocked the Hitmontop into a wall. The man grabbed another ball.

"Go Drowzee use pound!"

Drowzee was another Loli. She was at about 3FT tall, with a bull cut and glasses. She wears a yellow shirt with a black skirt that matches her high-heels.

Battle 2 INITIATE!

Drowzee used Pound!

Pikachu -10HP!

"Counter with thunder wave, then another Electro Ball!" Metamoran Michael commanded.

-Pikachu used Thunder Wave!

Drowzee is paralyzed!

-Pikachu uses Electro Ball!

Drowzee -40HP!? (NANI!?)

-Drowzee HP CRITICAL!?

"Drowzee use-"

"BITCH-SLAP ATTACK!" M.F-Michael (Metamoran Fusion Michael) yelled. Piko ran forward and 'bitch slapped' the enemy drowzee. This knocked her out. M.F-Michael smirked but lost it when he noticed something. Piko was breathing really heavy and shaking. She hadn't taken that much damage...had she?

"OH NO! How could I, of course, your fragile body can't handle all this power...I'm sorry sweetie." M.F-Michael said, walking to Piko. He put his hand on her, absorbing the energy, then knocked her out with a precise hit to the neck. He then returned her to her ball.

"Go Hypno!" The man yelled. Heh, so he's finally serious.

Song Replace-Raikou theme-HG/SS

"Aight Chinese looking japneezean, lez go! Victoria, rise and shine!" M.F Michael yelled. He chucked the ball, which no one knew the contents of, and she finally appeared. Suddenly there was a loud roar through the building, which shook its foundation. The figure made the other man nearly crap his pants. Standing there was an elegant woman.

"N-no way...what is this pressure!?" The man asked. M.F Michael smirked.

"Glad you asked. This is the legendary pokemon, RAIKOU! ROAR OF THE THUNDER!" M.F Michael yelled. Raiku looked at Michael.

"Is that really...what's this pressure from you...and what is this energy I've been given?" Raiku asked. Raikou had on a yellow suit with white along the stomach and black symbols along her arms and legs. On her back was a purple cape, and on her face was a bronze mask with an X around her mouth. She also had on a white bandana. Her blonde hair was kept in a ponytail which spiked at the end of it.

"No time, I have less than a minute! Let's do this!" M.F Michael said.

Round 3-ENGAGE! BOSS FIGHT!

"Thunder!" M.F Michael commanded.

Raku used thunder! Critical hit!

Hypno -204HP! Hypno was one shotted.

Michael's party wins.

"All right! I haven't even de-fused yet...now before I do...Victoria! Gimme a piece of dat-"

We diffuse.

Song End

"YES!" I yelled.

"Aww hell na, I was just cockblocked by a modafuckin time-limit? DAMN IT!" Savage Ultra yelled angrily. I sighed.

"Let's just get to the next room...and turn back to normal," I said. As I walked past Raikou I felt her grab my shoulder. I turned to stare her in the eye.

"Who...are you? Your aura is almost exactly like Ultra's...but darker. And more similar to a moemon's." Raikou commented. Ultra came up, hugging her.

"Thank you!" Ultra said to Victoria. She rolled her eyes.

"Whatever…" Victoria commented, before going into her ball. Wait a second.

"THE F*CK DID YOU GET A LEGENDARY!?" I asked.

"Oh? Mr.s Daisy gave her to me! She is really nice isn't she?" Ultra said very tiredly.

"(If by nice you mean she's a horny slut every time I see her…) yeah sure, she's the best. Let's go kick some butt!" I said. We fist bumped before going through the next portal. Wait...daisy sent him? Maybe I should ask to talk to her after this.

Is SSJ4 Savage Ultra really a Black Albino?

Who is Daisy again?

Is there anyone stronger then fused Michael?

And what was Michael having a nightmare over?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF moemon.

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"NO! That joke was already used!" Michael yelled.

Party poope..