The Spicer Monologues

By: CrystallicSky

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any money off the writing of this.

Warnings: Language, sexual situations/implication, etc.

Notes: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT- this story is part of a collab with Silvarbelle, in which she wrote as Chase Young and I wrote as Jack Spicer for an entire year of 'diary' entries. This project is already entirely finished on both of our ends. However, both on my deviantART account and my Fanfiction account, I am only posting this half of the story to roughly the midway point. This is because, for various reasons, Silvarbelle and I have decided to showcase the Diary Project exclusively on LiveJournal, at least in its completely finished form. See the A/N for more information.

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1/11/09-

Um…wow.

So, I just got home a couple of hours ago from Chase's mountain (it's past midnight, so I figured I might as well just start a whole new day) and, good news: I've got the Serpent's Tail after all.

I'm pretty much shocked speechless, but I guess asking nicely worked. Must be Chase's honor-code or something like that.

I could try to figure out his motives from here to doomsday, though, and the answer I'd come up with would probably be way off-base. Besides, I've got better things to do than think about stuff that's not going to help me.

I'm going to start running some tests on the Serpent's Tail right away. I figure the sooner I can get down all the information, the sooner I can get it back to Chase. I'd prefer not to keep it too long so he doesn't think I'm trying to steal it from him (you know, pretend to borrow it and then just keep it forever). I really want him to be able to trust me more than that, so…

Yeah, anyways, I'm just going to get started with all this crap; maybe I'll write more later.

-LATER-

It's later. The sun's been up for a couple of hours, but I'm still working on this. There's a lot of data to collect, and I've got to watch it the whole time while it's recording in case something important comes up; my bots aren't able to recognize that kind of stuff. Well, they can recognize it, like what it is and what it means, but they wouldn't be able to know if it's important to what I'm doing or not. They're just not made to think like that.

Either way, that means it's up to me to watch all these numerical readouts as they're being recorded, so I'm just going to keep doing that.

I'm hoping to get to sleep by noon, but we'll see how that goes.

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A/N: Continuing on from the above notes, this story will only be available in its entirety on LiveJournal. The Spicer Monologues (this half) can be found at tech(UNDERSCORE)lord dot livejournal dot com. Chase Young's Diary (the counterpart to this half) can be found at dragon(UNDERSCORE)lordcy dot livejournal dot com. In order to be able to read, you must have or make a LiveJournal account, which is completely free to do, and friend both journals so that I may friend you back. This was a safety filter meant to keep it so that only people who want to read (AKA, those who won't flame or report the story because they don't like it) can read. After you friend the journals and are friended back, all of the entries from both Jack and Chase's diaries will be available to you.

Other than that, I have nothing to say but I hope you enjoyed the story! :D