Whipped cream, or chocolate sauce?
It was a relatively normal day at Akatsuki headquarters. Pein was sitting in the main room, and Itachi was reading the paper. The same one he was reading in 'it's just a scratch 2' Konan came into the room wearing her bikini, as it was boiling hot. Pein was just wearing underwear yet Itachi was fully clothed.
'Pein.'
Pein looked up.
'Whipped cream, or chocolate sauce?'
Itachi perked up.
WT…
'Umm, both.'
'Okay.'
Itachi thought some thoughts I do not have the decency to write.
…
Aw, who am I kidding!
OMG, Pein and Konan, whipped cream, chocolate sauce?
A mental image formed.
I will not write that, as it is mentally scarring. But feel free to think on it for a while.
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I know you hate me.
Kohnan came back in.
'Nuts Pein?'
'Yeah, it's been a long time since I've had nuts.'
Argh! My mind, it's melting!!!!
Just as Itachi was about to go mental and possibly have an orgasm at the same time, Konan came back in.
'Here you go Pein, one ice cream sundae.'
'Aw, thank you so much!'
'Yeah, just don't ask me again.'
Itachi's eye began to twitch.
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