GW: Chapter 11: Deep Trouble! Hope you like it!
Dash: I won't! I'm going to be the one in deep trouble!
Violet: You should have thought about that before you lied!
Dash: Shut up!
Anita: Break it up you two!
Briar Rose: Enjoy…
Deep Trouble
Dash is seen in the Elephant Graveyard when a scary-looking Trog comes to him and snatches him up in his jaws. The monster gives a thumbs-up sign as red letters that read 'Game Over' appear. It turns out Yang and Yuck were just playing a game and Yuck was eaten…again.
"Dude, I was eaten again!" Yuck cried. I just said that!
"You did it wrong!" Yang said, holding his controller, "you've got to push right, x, double square, triple y, double square!"
"Oh, double square! Respect!" Yuck said, pounding it with Yang, who replied, "Respect."
Jack, meanwhile, was on the phone none other with Leroy when Dash ran in. His friends stayed behind with the Trogs.
"Yeah, that's right!" Jack said to the phone, "you've got to start paying me, Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, now that I've got the Trogslayer to back me up!"
"Spicer, we've got to talk, now!" Dash said breathlessly. Jack put his hand on the mouthpiece and asked, "What's up, my brother, my player, the Trogslayer!" while he tried to pound it with Dash, who pulled away and said, "Spicer, those Trogs I killed were Don Leroy's kids!"
"I know, isn't that great?" Jack then turned back to the phone. "What's that? Yeah, he's here right now, the Trogslayer!"
"Spicer, shut up!"
"Good one, Parr! Shut up, Leroy, SHUT UP!" he laughed, then he turned to Dash, who was scared senseless right now, said, "He wants to talk with you."
Dash gulped, took the phone, and said, in a meek voice, "Hello?"
Leroy was shown, furious, screaming in the phone, "SHUT UP!? SHUT UP!? You don't tell me shut up, I tell you shut up!" The phone rang, signaling another person was on the line. He tuned in to the other person, or people I should say, and asked, "What?"
The people were Evil Lilo and Stitch and they thought they had reached Pizza Palace.
"Yeah, I would like to order a jumbo Hawaiian pizza, two liters of Pepsi…" Evil Lilo ordered.
"Evil Lilo?" Leroy asked, confused.
"Oh, hey, boss," the evil Anti-Toon said, then asked confused, "What are you doing working at Pizza Palace?"
"Get off the phone!" Leroy roared as he hung up on them as Evil Stitch could be heard complaining, "But, I'm hungry!"
Leroy returned back to Dash and said angrily, "My boys, er, and girls, are coming for you tomorrow, Trogslayer! Be ready!" He then hung up, leaving a petrified Dash. "They're coming for me tomorrow," he whispered.
"And, you're gonna be ready for them! You're my new hero!" Jack said, taking the phone and throwing it someplace.
"I thought Chase Young and Hannibal Roy Bean were your heroes?" asked Yang smugly. Jack glared at him and muttered, "Yang, Yuck, let's go! We've got work to do!"
"Aww, man!" the rabbits groaned, but they turned off their game and followed their boss, who was already in the elevator. "They're gonna make songs about you, kid," Jack said, and he started to sing with the rabbits beat-boxing in the background.
Jack: When the Trog bites,
"Spicer, listen!" Dash begged, but his attempts were futile as the doors began to close.
And then Dash,
Kicked his butt!
The doors of the elevator closed. Dash groaned, "Ooh, I'm so boned!"
"What's wrong, Parr?" came a cold voice. Dash gasped and looked to see Mandy on the couch in another room.
"Mandy! What are you doing here?"
"You said to wait, so," here she clapped her hands and the lights were lowered and music started to play, "I've been waiting." She walked over to him.
"Oh, snap!" Dash freaked as he tried to board the elevator, "I don't have the time for the hands clapping, lights going off tonight. Maybe tomorrow."
Mandy had swerved behind him and started to massage his shoulders (totally NOT Mandy, I know, but work with me, people!). He started to relax as Mandy lured him away from the doors. "Your tense, Parr."
"Yeah, been a lot of pressure lately."
"It's just wearing you down."
"Yeah, protecting the city all the time. Maybe I should retire." As soon as Dash said that, Mandy slammed Dash against the giant lava lamp and hissed, "You don't want to do that."
"Why not?"
"You're at the top of your game. You don't want to plummet all the way to the bottom again and be a nobody, do you?"
"No…no way!"
"Then, I suggest you find a solution to your little problem."
"Your right! Thanks, Mandy!" Dash smiled as he broke free of her grasp and ran out of the room. Mandy stood and glared at him. You couldn't tell if she was smiling evilly inside or not.
As soon as he got back to the garage, he looked around to see if all was okay when a pink rabbit opened the door.
"Yin!?
"Hey, Dash. How are ya' doing?" she smiled slyly. Dash looked to see his pals' faces. They looked absolutely frightened.
"Uh, doing pretty good, Yin."
"Oh, you looking for something?"
"Uh, nope. Nothing at all."
"Oh, so you haven't come for," here she opened the door and yelled, "your Trogs!?"
Stitch Jr. could be seen sipping on some soda, Scorpio Jr. munching on some popcorn, and Rose nibbling on some chocolate.
Dash paused, then yelled, "Ahh! Trogs!" he grabbed Yin and tried to push her out the door. "Run, Yin! Don't worry about me!"
"Oh, stop it! Your pets told me everything!" Yin snapped.
"Guys? What were you thinking!? And why did you let her in!?" Dash turned to his pals, who were crawling out of the corner.
"Well, she scares us," Glowworm looked at the rabbit nervously.
"And we like her!" Stitch Jr. added.
"Thank you, I like you, too," Yin smiled at the Trogs, then turned her attention to Dash. The others hid again, not wanting to get yelled at.
"What were you thinking!? You lied to me, Dash, how could you lie? TO ME!?"
"Hey, don't take it personally. I lied to everybody." Yin rolled her eyes.
"Look, I'm sorry, okay, but I've got a bigger problem," he paused. Everybody, including the readers, waited for his statement. "Trogs are coming to get me!"
"And they should!" Yin yelled. The readers gasped as she continued, "I mean, did you think if you took credit for killing a few Trogs everything would be fine and dandy?"
"Um…duh," Dash said. Violet and GW slapped their foreheads, but continued to stay out of the situation. "But, it's okay, because Stitch and Scorpio Jr., Briar Rose, and I have a good plan…"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Stitch Jr. said, "don't get us tangled in your sick web of lies!"
"Hey, Veg-Head!" Dash said sternly, "in case you haven't notice, they'll be looking for you as well!"
"He's right, Stitchy," Rose said to her friends, "we owe them for taking us in, so let's help him in this crazy scheme." The two boy Trogs looked at each other and nodded.
"Okay, what's the plan?" Scorpio Jr. said.
"Alright, this is it," Dash said as he grabbed a can of red paint and waved the paintbrush everywhere, getting paint everywhere. "You guys come out in front of them and yell, 'Please, Mickey have mercy! That Trogslayer is crazy, man! Don't go an further!'"
"Oh, that's crazy!" Glowworm666 yelled, finally getting the courage to talk.
"She's right," Stitch Jr. mumbled, "it's not crazy enough." Rose, Scorpio Jr., Yin, and GW stared at Stitch Jr. like he was crazy. "What do you mean, dude?" Dash asked.
"Here's what we're gonna do," Stitch Jr. said with a smirk. Dash smiled, waiting for the idea.
GW: What's Stitch Jr.'s plan? Will it work? Find out in Chapter 12! Until next time…
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Evil Stitch: I'm still hungry…