Alright, so I was originally going to publish this as a separate piece, but I need a way to place an encouraging, legal, guideline-following A/N.
What I wanted to say was th-
Geoffrey: On November 3rd we got 257 hits, while on Friday we only got 64. As of publishing time, at six in the morning for us Canada people (Another all-nighter, catering to the readers and debasing myself for your simple amusement.), both today and yesterday (the 5th) have 64 hits. Please break the record! Oh, God, I sound desperate.
Me: yes you do. Anyways, this poem officially proves that I do NOT work well without my nightly rapid eye movement. It was supposed to cheer you on to visit the same site, oh, I don't know, a few hundred times, maybe, but It's actually quite depressing. Not as in sad, but as in just depressing. Thank you, QueenOfRandonessAndTacos, for the second review EVER, and I will definitely make Max, and therefore Fang, SUFFER! Oh, look at the time! Time for a brain attack, brought to you by the Voice, truly.
The International MAX Pocket Dictionary
Disclaimer: Maximum Ride is all James Patterson.
A is for Ari, Fang's girlfriend's brother true,
B is for Batchelder, because Jeb betrayed the Flock.
C is for the cooking that Max can never do,
D is for Doomsday, who worship Angel's stock.
E is for Erasers, those scary wolfy things,
G is for galletas, Choco cookies from Dr. Mom.
H is for whitecoats, because W is for wings,
I is for illusion, because Angel's never wrong.
J isn't for Jeb, since I used that up on B,
K is for Krelp, those monsters in the blue,
L is for late, as Max has always been,
M is for Maximum, the un-minimum of two.
N is for Nevermore, when that fn*ck*ng book will be published,
O is for :O, when Max makes a mistake,
P is for perfect half, that's why Fang thinks that Dylan's rubbish,
Q is for QWERTY, for Fang's blog's sake.
R is for Ratchet, that guy with senses in his brains,
S is for Star, just another mutant freak,
T is for trains, 'cause I LIKE TRAINS,
U is for Director is for his box, long ago, peaked.
V is for Valencia, and those cookies that I mentioned,
W is for wings and not whitecoats, like I said.
X is for xenophobia, since Max needs intervention,
Y is for Yay! - A different kind of FAX in bed.
Zo,vow dyd dyu vike myn poetry?
You know, I wrote this just so someone would flame me already. At least it would be a review, since my real story (Forevermore) has gotten almost 400 hits in the last 4 days(-ish, since it's midnight now.), and how many reviews did I get? ONE. (Well, now two.)Anyways, please review or PM, and whoever can find the biggest/most mistake(s) wins! I might be persuaded to do a decent second try, FAX edition. For all you ASDF fans out there, yes, it was an intentional reference. So, so long, about-to-click-on-the-review-button readers. Let's pack up, Geoffrey.
