"That's Not true!" Emmett roared " I won!"
"Apparently not" Jasper laughed jumping around t he room in victory.
"You cheated!"
"No You just suck!"
"...Your Momma!"
Jasper froze, And turned to him ,raising an eye- brow
"My Mother How about you mother, who is so stupid that she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund"
"Are you starting a duel?" Emmett asked
"Apparently"
"Fine! Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map"
Jasper shot back"Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
"Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving."
"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept."
Emmett was silent for a moment "Yo mama so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'"
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants"
"Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target"
Jasper said"You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine"
Emmet said"Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!"
"Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder." Jasper said
"Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door" Emmett shot back.
Emmett began singing loud"This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack"
Jasper continued"I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle."
Suddenly Esme walked in. And they said nervously
"Hi, Mama..."