DISCLAIMER I do not own Naruto, Veggie tales, Harry potter, MT Rushmore, Abraham Lincoln, or any other thing I may reference in this story.

A/N sorry for the horrible lateness of my updates, and this one isn't actually another chapter, for I have finally gotten around to fixing this chapter, which had some errors when I uploaded it.

So hopefully this time it will work and if it doesn't I'll just have to try again.

Also I'm going to try and get out the next chapter as soon as I can, and try not to have more then month long gaps between updates anymore.

"I swear Itachi she won't bug you!"

"Hn"

"yeah? Well, how would you feel if I didn't let you keep your brother with you?"

"Hnn"

"oh come on. You can not keep using that as a excuse! Just because your brother try's to kill you doesn't mean everyone's sibling does the same!"

"Hn"

"that's it! if you don't let me at lest bring her back to the base and talk to leader about it, I'm leaving the Akatsuki!"

"I don't see how that's my problem."

"oh but it is! Leader will yell at you for letting me go, and you'll probably be paired up with Kakuzu and Hiden!"

"Hnnn"

"Ha-hah! I knew it! I got you!"

The door in front of me slid open. "everything's clear Asami! You can come!"

"YAY" I yelled as I ran and hugged the blue shark man in front of me.

"we'll be heading out as soon as I get all of the provisions together, so stay here and I'll be back as soon as possible" he said hugging me back.

"okay!" he smiled again and left the room of the inn that he and Itachi had rented to complete the 'mission'.

Now, I know that my name isn't 'Asami' I also am very certain that I am not Kisame's baby sister that was lost-and-most-likely-dead in the confusion of a raid on one of the mist villages outposts four years ago. But seeing as I had somehow fallen into the 'Naruto-world' I thought that perhaps it would be a good idea to have someone like Kisame on my side rather then wanting to kill me for impersonating his most-likely-dead sister. So I told him I got bumped on the head and can't remember much. That seems to work in all the books I read, so I supposed its was worth a shot, and I think I know enough about Kisame that it wasn't too suspicious, and my friends tell me that I act like I have a head injury sometimes so it shouldn't be that hard to believe.

Kisame seemed to believe the story, Itachi didn't care, at least that's what it sounded like last night when Kisame brought me back here after I fainted and yelled at me for getting lost at the raid, not going back home, and then running from him just now. Needless to say I was sorta confused so I just said sorry over and over again, I did learn however that Kisame likes to hug people, well, just me. He hugged me a lot. Which I guess is natural I mean he thinks I'm his long lost sister that he thought was dead, he might want to hug me, but still Kisame Hoshigaki, scourge of the bloody mist, member of the infamous criminal organization Akatsuki, hugging me? I supose its just something I'll have to get use to.

Kisame also said that we were going back to 'the base' he said that since I got lost when he wasn't there he was gonna bring me along wherever he went so it wouldn't happen again.

I didn't really have a choice on the matter and maybe if I traveled I'd find the other three, I was almost positive that they were here too, why would I be the only one to have come here?

And I get to meet the other Akatsuki, who are as cool as Larry the singing cucumber, and that, my friend is cool.

Seriously, the water buffaloo song is great! Me Chase and Chris sing it all the time! And sometimes we even get Anna to join in too! I wonder if they have veggie tales here, do they even have Christianity? I'm thinking not. What all do they have here? Are there any harry potter fans? Oh. My. God. If there weren't any books like harry potter here we could make a absolute fortune by writing them all again! Of course that would be a major copyright infringement, but then again, do copyrights extend to other worlds? I'll have to find that out. But if they don't As soon as I find the others I have to tell them my idea! Then we can get really rich, and use that money to hire the top sientists to research how we got here and a way back! And while their doing that we can spend the rest of the money on a giant water slide! And chocolate! And a spaceship! And a mounten with our faces on it! We could be mount Rushmore! Or mount leaf Hokage's! And I'll be the second Hokage whatever-his-name-is or Lincoln with the big top hat! I love hats! I wonder if any of the Akatsuki have hats, other then the sorta umbrella thing they have. Those are sorta weird. Well I supose it hids their identity pretty good, I'll have to ask them when I meet them, Kisame said I'd come with him so I don't see how I wouldn't meet them. The base would probably be a big mountain like the one they took Gaara to. What if the Akatsuki won't talk to me because I'm just a little girl? that would suck! What if their mean? Kisame wouldn't let them be mean to me, but still if they turn out to be jerks. I'm gunna be sad… I wonder how far the base is. I wonder what happended to that guy I saw Itachi and Kisame beating up.

Hmm.

Hes probably dead….

Poor guy.

"are we there yet?"

"Nope!"

"Cool, how much longer?"

"Not much!"

"Cool!"

"We're here!"

"Huzah!" I shouted jumping in the air.

"Now I just have to talk to leader, and then we can get you a room to stay in! So just wait out here, if you try to come in without leaders permission the base would zap you with all of the lightning that leader had us put in the new security system" he said proudly

"don't worry I'll stay out here" I said nodding my head.

"Good, be right back" he said as he turned and walked through the door of a nice looking farm house, with a flower garden and white porch swing.

I thought it was a good disgusie.

Kisame said that most of the base was underground, but the living space was above ground, he said it was because leader said that it did psychological damage to live under ground. I supose that's true I wouldn't want to live underground unless it was underground in a snow fort that I made with my friends, that would be fun. But actually living underground that would be like-

"Hey! Who the hell are you?" what? Who would be so rude? And especially when just meeting someone! I turned around and saw Hiden, and a little behind him Kakuzu. How cool is this! Hiden and Kakuzu! The zombie crew! I'll make the best first impression, and ask Kakuzu if he's part Time Lord! And-

"I said, who the hell are you! Are you deaf you fu-"

"THUD"

"What the hell did you do that for!" Hiden shouted after getting up from where he hit the ground when Kakuzu hit him.

"never curse in front of the a lady." he said matter of factly.

"What About All Those Other Times You Fu-"

"THUD"

"never cuse in front of a lady" he repeteted.

It seemed as if they would go on for awhile so I steped forward, stuck my hand out, and said what my mother ingrained into my head at a early age "hi, my names Asami, whats yours?" well not the name part, the name part was suppose to be Alexandria.

they both stopped, looked up at me, and Kakuzu took my hand and shook it while saying "Kakuzu, nice to meet you"

"the fu -"SMACK" hell do you think you're doing? You just meet a creepy girl outside the base and you shake her hand? She could be a spy!" he thought I was 'creepy'? Hiden thought I was 'creepy? that hurts. It really does.

"this" he said continuing as though Hiden hadn't said anything " is Hiden, please don't mind him he's just upset that he can't read a map"

"shut up! That road was on the map! It was just too small for you to see without your glasses grampa!"

"what did you say!"

They started to fight again. I think that staying here might be a bit different then I had first imagined. But I think in a good way.