Disclaimer: I do not and never will own Harry Potter.

A/N: There is literally nothing for me to say at this point. I, myself, am speechless.

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Fred Weasley I

Oh my, well this ought to peeve old McGonagall! Oh ho ho!

Blimey, mate—

"GRYFFINDOR!"

One too many knocks to the brim, that one. Still, George's turn next!

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A/N: Come on, guys! I'm running out of requested characters!
Thanks again to my lovely reviewers!