"I'm gonna marry England some day!"
"Nuh-huh."
"Uh-huh."
"Nuh-huh."
"What do you know anyway, Canada?"
"I know that you're a little kid and England's an Empire."
"Well I know you're dumb. I'm not gonna stay a little kid, am I? I'm gonna get big and strong!"
"Yeah, but not as strong as England. No one's as strong as England!"
"I'm gonna be!"
…
"Yeah, keep laughing. One day you'll see!"
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"My, America, how you've grown."
"Yeah. I guess I have."
"Downing Street is asking me to work more closely with you now, you know. Now that you're done with all of your silly phases."
"'Phases'?"
"Rough patches. You're an adult now, you know, by our standards. You survived a civil war and are healed up, and now you've taken quite a few colonies of your own."
"I guess so."
…
"Hey, England, you wanna get dinner?"
"Dinner?"
"Yeah, there's a couple of nice places around here. We can talk, um, talk about colonies and things."
"That sounds lovely, America."
"Suck it, Canada…"
"What was that?"
"O-oh nothing! Let's get going! Heh!"
"Yes. Of course. Let's."
I combined two, eh heh:
alfredfjonesing: never enough colonial america stories imo
thebrowneyedgirl97 Alfred has been trying to ask out his longtime best friend/crush Arthur Kirkland for awhile but his attempts never seem to work out right, but this time he's got a plan that can't fail!