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Chapter Eleven: Hands To God, Head In The Bowl
Everyone was totally shitfaced; there was really no other way to describe the mass of people in the Inutaisho family beach house. Kagura who had brought some Crown Royal and Sesshomaru who had stalked the fridge with Mojito were pouring drinks for the crazy partygoers. Kikyou and Naraku who had lost to Kagome and Inuyasha in a battle of chicken were lying passed out on the deck from injuries, alcohol, and pure exhaustion. Ayame who had brought her camera to capture the fight between her best friend's boyfriend and her enemy had long abandoned the expensive piece of equipment for some enthralling "eye candy". Miroku who has slapped nearly every girl's behind was dealing with a totally wasted and sobbing Sango who was trying to pull out his hair. And Inuyasha who had won against Naraku to get back at him for recording his and Kagome's "fun time" was on the dance floor grinding with his number one girl. This would be a night to remember; at least for another thirty seconds or so.
Bursting through the front door was a sight the teens never thought they would witness; Mr. and Mrs. Inutaisho bursting through the doors in just their undergarments. Inuyasha in a drunken stupor managed to raise his head to make out the shocked faces looking up from the floor. WHAT IN GODS NAME WERE THEY DOING HOME?! Panic filling the air Sesshomaru and Inuyasha watched in complete terror as their father rose off his wife to glare at the gawking spectators. This was not supposed to happen! Three days is what they had said; three days gone! Pulling his cell out from his pocket Mr. Inutaisho glared at his sons with dagger eyes, before turning to the crowd.
"I'll give you a ten second start." Mr. Inutaisho growled. "That's all you have before I speed dial the police."
"EVERYBODY RUN!" Miroku clamored grabbing Sango's hands and pointing to the front door.
And then it happened; a stampede of high school and college students rampaging out the doors in the cool two o'clock in the morning air. Mr. Inutaisho's cell phone ringing several times before contacting the authorities about the group of ruffians who had broken into his household. Mrs. Inutaisho getting up off of the floor slowly made her way towards her two sons. There was going to be hell to pay and they knew it. Grabbing one of Sesshomaru's ears and one of Inuyasha's ears, Izayoi pulled her two delinquent sons into the backyard. Pushing them both into the pool with a mighty shove she dusted her hands off before returning back inside. A frightened Kagome and Kagura following their boyfriends into the yard, looked cautiously back at the house before red and blue sirens went off.
"You stay silent in that pool until the police are gone." Izayoi hissed from the backdoor looking at her sons. "I suggest you two get in there as well unless you want to go to jail."
Hopping into the pool Kagura and Kagome swam towards the guys and huddled up in a small corner. Somehow they had managed to overcome their drunken state to function normally for half a second. Scared shitless the four ducked underwater when a police man came outside to collect Kikyou and Naraku still in a pile from earlier on that night; off to jail with Kinky-ho and Spiderman. The police finally finished with investigating the home left without the four shivering teens ever being noticed. Disappointed and completely and utterly exhausted by the situation Izayoi comes out onto the deck to collect her kin. They had better have a good explanation.
"Inuyasha and Sesshomaru Inutaisho, what in god's name is going on here?!" Izayoi exclaimed glaring at her sons with enlarged brown eyes.
"Under age drinking, trashing the house, and a porno what are you kids thinking?!" Mr. Inutaisho screamed causing Kagome to flinch.
"This is all Sesshomaru's fault! I was taking Kagome up here for the weekend and he decided to throw a wild party!" Inuyasha exclaimed rather defensively.
"At least I wasn't bonking my girlfriend for the public eye." Sesshomaru sneered Kagura's mouth falling wide open.
"I didn't film it and you know it you piece of shit!" Inuyasha hissed clenching his hand into a tight fist.
"ENOUGH!" Mr. Inutaisho hollered spreading his arms wide. "The fact of the matter is you've disobeyed us! You threw a wild party and cost us at least a 100,000 dollars worth of damage. And now the police are investigating into this to see if your mother and I had anything to do with the situation. You could make us loose our jobs!"
"It's because of that stupid job that you're loosing us." Inuyasha muttered his father turning red as an inferno.
"What was that?" Inutaisho bellowed grabbing his son by his shirt collar.
"Maybe if you had watched us better as kids stuff like this wouldn't happen." Inuyasha growled eyes fearless. "Maybe Sesshomaru would actually try and attempt to finish college and I would be a bigger success."
"This has nothing to do with the situation we're discussing." Inutaisho replied shaking his head back and forth.
"Yes it does, dad." Sesshomaru said actually for the first time in his life agreeing with his brother. "If you and mom weren't gone all the time we wouldn't have to fill the empty void in our lives with booze and entertainment."
"Your father and I." Izayoi started before she was quickly cut off.
"Don't try and explain we've heard it before. This isn't the first incident where something like this has happened." Inuyasha whispered taking Kagome's hand in his own.
"Where are you going?" Inutaisho hollered after his retreating son.
"To crash at Sesshomaru's place. I'll pay you back with my college intuition money so you can save your precious beach house. Besides I was never good enough to go to that place you picked out anyways, right dad?" Inuyasha chocked up pulling Kagome into the cool morning air.
"You never once listened to him. We may hate each other sometimes but we are still brothers you know. He wanted to become artist but you wouldn't even hear him out." Sesshomaru sighed looking to Kagura and then pulling her outside to where his little brother was.
"Wait!" Izayoi called after them hoping they'd stop.
"Mom, this is my life. And for once I'm going to live it the way I want to." Inuyasha stated turning to look at his mother one last time.
~How had things gotten so out of hand? How could the perfect Spring Break get away turn into a total drunken disaster and a family fude.
Later…
Kagome could hear her boyfriend at the end of the long hall in Sesshomaru's four bedroom apartment. She could hear him retching from the white tiled bathroom working off his hangover. Walking to his side after opening the wooden door, she pressed a cool cloth to the back of his neck. Spotting something rather odd in his hands she questioned as to what exactly he was doing.
"Inuyasha, what is that?" Kagome asked her vomiting boyfriend cleching tight to the head of the toilet bowl.
"What's…what?" Inuyasha questioned between intervals of retching.
"What's that object in your hands?" Kagome inquired to the silver chain twined tightly in his grip.
"A cross." Inuyasha replied looking to her for a moment with glazed amethyst eyes.
"Why a cross?" Kagome wondered as Inuyasha stuffed his face back in the bowl.
"If there truly is a god he'll save me from this torture inflicted on my bowels." Inuyasha cried as another spell came on. "And maybe he'll inflict amnesia on my parents for those awful things I said."
"You shouldn't feel guilty. You've had those feelings building up inside for a long time. It was about that you told your parents how you felt. Maybe not while you were shitfaced and in serious trouble…but at least you said what you really needed to say." Kagome whispered kissing his sweating forehead before exiting the room.
"Maybe Kami does exist." Inuyasha murmured watching Kagome leave.
~Because I could have sworn I just saw a set of wings…
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