Chapter 11
Back in the Dryness Homeworld, Spiral flames a wolf fodder, and gets Sox back!
Sox: "It's good to be together again!"
Spiral: "Yeah."
Sox: "Now what level should we go to? We still need 5 more sheep."
Spiral: "How about that underwater portal over there?"
This portal is labelled: "HELP, THIS LEVEL IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY HUGE NOISY GIGANTIC AWFUL BEASTS!"
Sox: "Be brave, Spiral! This level sounds scary!"
When entering this level, Spiral is on a dry cliff overlooking a vast desert plain. Spiral glides down to the plain, and immediately notices the huge noisy gigantic awful beasts! They look like huge blue tigers! Spiral spits several cottonballs at them, to defeat them! There's a tornado that carries Spiral back to the high dry cliff where he started. From here, he glides to another plain, where there are huge noisy gigantic awful beasts that are METAL!
Spiral can't spit cottonballs at metal stuff, remember? If you didn't remember that, then you must start over at Cotton Blanket Hill, and also go back to kindergarten! These huge noisy gigantic awful beasts are also too huge to be charged, and there isn't any pit to push them into with your BAAing! Then, as Spiral wanders around this plain searching for a way to defeat the huge noisy gigantic awful beasts, he sees another sheep trapped in rock.
RESCUED DYNAMO
Dynamo: "Try using that hypercharge ramp to run over the huge noisy gigantic awful beasts that are metal! Good luck!"
21 SHEEP RESCUED
Huge noisy gigantic awful beasts. I'm getting sick of typing out the words "huge noisy gigantic awful beasts" over and over again. So I'll just use the abbreviation "HNGABs" for short. So Spiral goes over to the hypercharge ramp nearby, charges over it, and hypercharges into the huge, metal HNGABs! Isn't that a cool abbreviation? HNGABs! Anyway, after you've knocked over the last HNGAB, you talk to an ant who had previously been trapped underneath the HNGAB's feet. The ant gives you a key which can unlock a door in the first plain.
Behind this door, you walk down a hallway leading to a 3rd plain. There's two sheep here who are trapped in rock. Spiral frees them.
RESCUED GRELBINBIN
Grelbinbin: "I have to go buy a valentine for my pet shampoo-bottle!"
AND: RESCUED BLIMLIMLIM
Blimlimlim: "I have to go marry the num-lock key on my keyboard!"
Spiral: "You're weird."
this makes Blimlimlim so angry that he slaps Spiral, causing Spiral and Sox to lose health.
23 SHEEP RESCUED
You also pick up many zems here.
Spiral: "I'm glad that we haven't seen Greedybagz for a long time!"
Sox: "Me, too!"
SUDDENLY, THEY SEE GREEDYBAGZ. HE POPS OUT OF A MOLEHILL NEARBY.
Greedybagz: "Awwh, Spiral, there you are! Now I'd like more zems from you..."
Spiral: "I wish that you had appeared in the Sand Factory level that had blown up. Then you would have got caught in the explosion and died, and then we wouldn't have to keep giving zems to you!"
Greedybagz: (ignores Spiral) "Just pay me 8,000 zems and I'll open up this cage."
Spiral has no choice but to pay 8,000 zems. Then Greedybagz opens up the cage, and a green furry-fly comes out!
10 green flies found.
green fly: "Okay, I guess we'll teach you another new move now... how to climb! Just jump onto a ladder, and use the directional buttons to climb up/down the ladder, and press X to jump off."
-there is a ladder right nearby. spiral tries out his climb move on here.
-he climbs to the top of the ladder, and comes to some empty desert land.
Spiral: "There'd better be more zems here! We don't have very many zems right now, since we paid most of ours to Greedybagz!"
Sox: "I wish that a HNGAB would stomp on Greedybagz. But we've already defeated all the HNGABs in this level!"
HNGAB in the distance: "You're wrong! YOU HAVEN'T DEFEATED ALL OF US YET! BWA-HA-HA!"
Then 10 HNGABs surround Spiral and Sox. & each of these HNGABs has 10 gnus riding it. & each of these gnus has 1,000,000 fleas on it!
Spiral: "Gotta kill 'em all! -WAIT, WHAT AM I THINKING? I'd better leave these HNGABs alive, so that they can stomp on Greedybagz in case he comes back!"
And so Spiral just walks past the HNGABs without spitting a single cottonball at any of them. Then he comes to another sheep trapped in rock. He frees the sheep. ...BUT THIS ONE ISN'T A SHEEP! IT'S AN...OX?
RESCUED OXIA
Spiral: "Hey, you're not another sheep! You're an ox!"
Oxia: "Duh, I know that! But Ghastly had ALSO trapped four of us oxen in molten rock! ...When you free the other 3 oxen (who are all hidden well in different areas of the game), we'll do something special for you!"
Spiral: "What's that?"
Oxia: "I'm not telling you yet! It's a secret!"
disappears
1 OX RESCUED
Spiral: "I wonder what the 4 oxen will do for us, when we've freed them all?"
Sox: "I hope they stomp on Greedybagz!"
Then he comes to a SHEEP who's trapped in rock. He frees him.
-RESCUED RUMPLESTILTSKIN
Rump: "Spiral, you're not afraid of those huge noisy gigantic awful beasts, are you?"
Spiral: "Of course not!"
Rump: "I didn't think so!"
Spiral: "...in fact, i've defeated all those beasts already!"
Rump: "I thought so. ...Anyway, I have to go watch The Lion King movie!"
disappears
24 SHEEP RESCUED
Then Spiral comes to a very very very very very sky-high tall stone tower, in the middle of the desert! Spiral enters it!
Spiral: "This tower better have an elevator! I wouldn't want to have to climb so many stairs again..."
At the bottom of the tower, is a huge, metal treasure chest. Four small quiet tiny non-awful kittens are standing around it, trying to figure out how to open it.
Spiral doesn't know how to open the treasure chest either, so he's unable to help the kittens. So he ignores them for now, and climbs up some ladders on the walls, leading to the top of the tower. At the top of the tower, is a ledge that Spiral jumps onto. Spiral sees that there's a giant wrecking-ball hanging from the ceiling. Spiral spits a cottonball at the chain that the wrecking-ball is attached to. The chain breaks, and the wrecking ball drops down...down...down to the bottom of the tower... It's gonna drop onto the treasure-chest at the bottom of the tower, and break it! YAY! (The four tiny kittens also almost get squished, but they dodge the wrecking-ball, just in time.) When the treasure-chest breaks, 1,000 zems come out of it!
Then Spiral exits the tower, and continues exploring outisde. He jumps up a few ledges & comes to the exit portal at last! The 25th sheep appears behind the exit portal.
RESCUED J. KWON
J. Kwon: "You've done well, Spiral."
Sox: "Hey! What about me? I've done well too! Haven't I?"
J. Kwon: "I guess so. Anyway, I have to go return Leapy Sheep's shoe, which I had borrowed from him earlier without his permission."
disappears
25 SHEEP RESCUED
DID YOU HEAR THAT? 25 SHEEP RESCUED! 25! NOW THE VULTURE IN THE DRYNESS HOMEWORLD WILL LET US USE HIS AIRPLANE! SO LET'S GO TALK TO HIM ALREADY! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Spiral and Sox exit the level & return to the Dryness Homeworld.
I feel like making out with my girlfriend. I'll type the rest of my story later...
total sheep rescued: 25! Yay!
total green furry-flies found: 10
total zems: 4999.
fodder xp: 919. ...it takes too long to reach 1,000, doesn't it? I should have made it so that Sox is upgraded after every 100 or 200 fodder. Don't you think? Well, too late now!
total oxen rescued: ΒΌ