Me: Really long chapter, so get ready, people….
TenTen: GET READY TO KICK SOME MEGA ASS!!
Emily, Katie, Hinata: DAMN STRAIGHT!!
Me: I'M GETTING MY LEE-KOISHI BACK FROM THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
Chapter Ten
"You really thought that you could get away with this, didn't you, you little shits!!" "Mr. Dickhead" was standing below a gigantic statue of himself, bathing in his glory. The Konoha group was tied together beneath his feet, groaning from pain.
"And now, in this very room, I give you: the Kimochi cousins (excluding Hermione), small, defeated, and ready to bend at my slightest whim!! After tragic years of searching, I have all four of them: Hermione Atsugai Kimochi, Emily Ryuka Kimochi, Katie Dorodomu Kimochi, and last but not least, Kenisha Daibakufu Kimochi. I now have the cutting edge of Wind, the strength of Fire, the crushing power of Earth, and the unimaginable flexibility and malice of Water. You will make me the most powerful man on Earth!!" He hit Kenisha, Emily, and Katie with a Chakra-infused earth whip and they cracked awake.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, BITCH?!?!"
"Silence." They did as they were told, not because they were obedient, but because their injuries told them not to make a move. Especially Kenisha's, which made her heart ache and her head pound against her skull and made her blood boil uncontrollably. Her stomach was also feeling uneasy; there was a soft kicking coming from the inside that made her want to throw up. Mr. Dickhead continued his ranting and didn't notice another waking up. (Me: I'll just call the Tsuchikage that now Emily: Yeah, calling him "the Tsuchikage" was getting annoying…)
"Na...Naruto-koishi..." Hinata had stirred from the sound of their voices.
"Hinata, don't move too much. They'll kill you," Kenisha said out of the corner of her mouth, not willing to waste too much energy. Hinata fell silent and healed her head, then crawled to the others to tend to their injuries.
"How's Lee-koishi doing?"
Hinata sighed at her. "I'm not sure how to say this……he's got various bruises and breakings all over his body, and on top of that, there's a big hole in his gut where that bastard must've hit him with some jutsu. And the hidden gates didn't help the situation. They made his body go into a temporary suspended animation, so he won't wake up until his wounds are healed. He's looking at some hard pain if he ever wakes up."
"Wh-What do you mean, Hinata-chan," Kenisha said with a nervous laugh. "W-What do you mean…..if h-he ever w-wakes up?" Her voice was shaking now, and it was getting harder and harder for her to breathe.
"Lee's in a coma, Kenisha-chan. He's in a coma that will only be reversed by the healing of his injuries……" Hinata sighed, casting a look of pure sympathy at Kenisha, and resting a comforting arm over her shoulder, patting it as gently as she could without hurting the younger girl. Kenisha wasn't able to shrug it off and just leaned into Hinata; she was about to cry. "It will only be reversed by the healing of his physical and emotional body. His soul……has been broken." Kenisha gasped and put a hand over her mouth and sat in a kneeling position, shaking all over.
"Hey--Hinata-nee-chan, could you patch me up over here?" TenTen had awoken when Mr. Dickhead said "And these insignificant assholes can be yours".
"Okay." Kenisha nodded and Hinata let go of her and tended to TenTen's injuries, which consisted of a broken left arm, a bruised stomach and blood running down her forehead. While Hinata was busy healing TenTen, Neji awoke.
"That son of an asshole, he tried to kill m--"
"Shhhhhhhhh..." Hinata covered his mouth. Mr. Dickhead turned around and saw Hermione and Itachi bickering, so he shrugged it off.
"As I was saying..."
Hinata put a finger to her lips. "You can't make too much noise, or that bastard will hear you. We're gonna try and escape again." With that, she cut his ropes with her Chakra. When Neji rubbed his wrists, Hinata continued with her plan. "We can't free Naruto-koishi without making noise; we've got to wait for the right moment, then get our asses out of here." Meanwhile, Kenisha was trying to get Lee up.
"Lee-koishi--Lee-koishi, get up, we've got to go." She shook him a little. He didn't stir and she shook him again.
"Lee-koishi….." Tears began to fall down her face. "Lee-koishi, onegai. Please wake up." He didn't and she put her head down. She eyed the necklace with the citrine shard around his neck and stared at it for a moment. It had a crack in it, running down the center of it, the millions of smaller cracks in the center formed in the shape of a broken heart.
'When I gave this to you, I thought that it would keep us together…..but in the end, you broke that promise, so you broke the necklace. It was given to you so you could cast ninjutsu and become strong for yourself and for the ones you care about. You swore on that necklace that you would protect me with your life and that you would never let anything hurt me…..but Lee-koishi…right now, right here…right now, you being in pain is hurting me more than anything else. You're hurting me this time, Lee-koishi……'
She wrapped her arms around him and touched her peridot necklace to his. A small yellow green light emitted from the two gems, just like before all those weeks ago. It went through Lee's body, creeping through his wounds and healing them with a warm touch. Kenisha shuddered in pain, for it was costing her Chakra and parts of her soul to accomplish a task this large. Bringing someone back from a near-death coma wasn't something she did every day. Especially to someone she loved. Finally, after minutes of just sitting there slumped over her fiancée, Kenisha got up, unsatisfied with her results. Lee still hadn't awoken.
"So even the shards won't work…….Why won't you wake up?!" Kenisha grabbed her stomach from the sudden strain her talking had caused and had to fight with herself from regurgitating stomach fluid all over him.
"Why aren't you waking up?!" She shook him again, furious tears spilling down her face.
"Kenisha-chan….." Hinata, TenTen, Emily, and Katie were all around her; the guys were planning on a way to get out of the hellish place alive while accomplishing their mission at the same time.
"It's not working……Nothing's working! I can't bring him back!" Kenisha began to cry uncontrollably on her fiancée's chest, making the blood on it drip silently inside the gaping hole in his gut. "L-Lee…..-K-KOISHI!!!!" She cried even louder when Lee didn't wake up from the sudden noise. She felt a powerful kick coming from inside of her and fought the urge to throw up all over him. She turned away and held her mouth.
Emily gave Kenisha's shoulders a squeeze and made her turn to her. "Don't you say that! You're his fiancée, the soon-to-be mother of his child or children or whatever, and you love him!! As your older cousin, I say you aren't allowed to give up on him!"
Katie squeezed Kenisha's shoulders too. "And as the twin of the older twin, I say that you can't give up on him either. We didn't give up on Yama-kioshi, so you can't give up on your kioshi either!" She let Hinata and TenTen take over; knowing that sooner or later she'd crack and help her dying fiancée.
"Look at me and Naru-koishi, Kenisha-chan. He's harboring an evil entity of nine-tailed fox terror inside of him, and he's been close to destroying the village and himself in the process of trying to keep that entity in control. And yet he can still find time to make sure that I'm okay, despite him himself being in pain. That's what guys that are in love do. They worry about the ones they love before themselves."
"But that's how he got into this mess in the first place…….He didn't want me gone and in the end, he got hurt….and now he's dying……." Kenisha felt a kick again and fought the bile creeping into her mouth again. "But I'm still carrying his child….but he's dying….and I can't go where he's going...Not with what is rightfully his….." She gripped her stomach tightly, afraid that if she let go she'd lose the only thing she had left of him.
"Yeah, Kenisha-nee-chan, we know that. That is exactly why guys do that when the one they love has been through or is in some sort of pain. I thought you knew that already from what you've experienced. And Nee-chan, if you give up on him now, I promise you that you will never be able to heal the hole that marks where he was. Not even with something that came from you and him both. After all you've lost, don't lose him." Kenisha looked up and nodded slowly, tears finally stopping.
"Alright, I'll try." She placed the peridot back to his citrine again, pouring the rest of her Chakra into it, making her shudder and shake. 'Keep going…almost…..this is for him…….' Kenisha felt another energy leaking into hers and stopped abruptly, afraid she overpowered him. Though in reality, she did the opposite.
Lee slowly opened his eyes. He took a deep breath, and Kenisha heard it, smiling through her tears. The citrine shard was whole again; Lee's injuries were partially healed, but he could still move.
"Kenisha……-tenshi…….Gomen nasai….." He took another deep breath and slumped over, landing left ear first in Kenisha's chest. Kenisha welcomed his soft head and rubbed her cheek on top of it.
"I was sure that I was going to lose you….." Kenisha whispered in her ear, crying softly as she did so. Lee got up from her chest and rubbed her cheek with his, kissing her all over her face, kissing her tears away. The others watched the sight with warm eyes and then helped the guys with their plan of escape; they wanted to leave the two lovers alone.
"I was not going to leave my fiancée that easily. It would betray the love that I have for you," Lee murmured, kissing her lips softly, not even waiting for Kenisha and slipping his tongue into her mouth.
"I missed this, and I missed you so much. I'm so glad that you're with me now," Kenisha whispered against his lips, letting his tongue explore her mouth and slipping her own tongue into his mouth. They stopped after a minute and just lay together in each other's arms. She began to cry again, remembering what Itachi did to her and gripped him tightly. Lee wiped her tears away with his thumb.
"You are okay now, so stop with these tears. Everything will be alright--"
"Oh, you're so sure," Mr. Dickhead interrupted them, stomping on Kenisha's exposed ankle. Kenisha cried out in pain.
"KENISHA-TENSHI!!!!" He turned his gaze to Mr. Dickhead, who was grinning evilly down at him. "You mother fucker!!!"
Lee was about to kick him when Mr. Dickhead grabbed his leg and flipped him over, dragging Lee into the air by his collar.
"YOU PUT MY FIANCEE DOWN, YOU MOTHER--" Kenisha couldn't finish her sentence, for Mr. Dickhead had punched her in the stomach.
"That should end your noisy little mouth, you small, sluttish bitch!!!" Kenisha spit a wad of blood and nearly threw up out of her mouth as she death-glared at Mr. Dickhead.
"Nothing will ever stop me from cussing you out, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! WATER STYLE: TEARS OF THE BEFALLEN!!!!!!!!!" The rain that she summoned turned into needles and stabbed Mr. Dickhead in the head.
"YOU BITCH!!!!!!" Mr. Dickhead writhed in pain as the rain continued to fall. He dropped Lee and tried to gouge the needles out of his head.
"Kenisha-tenshi, are you alright," Lee asked, examining Kenisha's ankle. It was bruised and swollen.
"Really, Lee-kioshi, I'm fine. It's you and the baby that I've been worrying about." Lee gave her a look, and then turned his attention to her stomach. It was turning a light purplish color, and he didn't like it. That was way too close to the baby.
"You are going to tell me everything that transpired while I was in my coma when we are finished, understand?" Kenisha returned his look and smiled.
"Of course I will."
"HEY, A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE!!" Lee and Kenisha turned to see Emily and Sasuke trying to restrain Itachi while Katie and Yamamoto had already restrained Hermione with Earth jutsu.
"Yare, yare, we're coming," Kenisha called, her hands rushing into handsigns as she ran to them. Lee smiled as he slowly made his way after her. 'She is coming back into herself. I hope she will stay that way,' he thought. As soon as he got there, he saw Emily and Sasuke standing in the background while Kenisha had Itachi in a headlock, both of her katanas pressed to his neck. Itachi saw Lee and laughed maniacally; making Kenisha mad and she pressed her katanas further into his neck. Itachi didn't seem to notice the pain.
"Hey Lee-teme, guess what I did to your oh so wonderful fiancée." Lee turned to him, not worried about what would happen to him; Kenisha would take care of that.
"I TORTURED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER OVER YOUR DEAD COMRADES AND COUSINS!!"
Lee stood there, amazed at what he just heard. He looked at Itachi then at Kenisha, whose brown eyes were brimming tears.
"But then I went a step further. I SHOWED HER THE MASSACRE OF HER FAMILY ALL OVER AGAIN, MAKING EVERY DETAIL EXCURITATINGLY SHARP SO SHE COULD SEE EVERY DROP OF BLOOD!!!!!! But no, I didn't even stop there!!!"
Lee was about to get out a kunai and finish Kenisha's job, but Kenisha's look made him stop.
"Listen to what he has to say. This will explain what happened when you were out of it," Kenisha said softly, letting Itachi's neck go roughly. Itachi was still laughing, holding his neck from lack of air, the blood from his wound slipping through his fingers. He crawled up to Lee used him for support, getting his blood all over Lee's shirt. He was panting when he spoke again.
"I-MADE HER EXPERIENCE- WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOU-SCORN HER!!" He caught his breath and continued. "I MADE HER EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOU CURSE HER AND HER EXISTANCE WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE INCHES FROM DEATH!!!!! AND NOW SHE CAN'T LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT THAT HORRIBLE MEMORY BURNING INTO HER MIND EACH….AND EVERY TIME!!!"
He got out his nun-chuks and bitch-slapped the living shit out of Itachi.(Emily, Sasuke, TenTen, Me, Hinata: Oooooo….he got SLAPPED!!) "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY FIANCEE!!! SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! You will never realize…..YOU WILL NEVER REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!" He gave Itachi one last bitch slap with his nun-chuks before looking over at Sasuke.
"I think it is time for you to avenge your clan, Sasuke. Go on and beat the living shit out of your brother for all he has done to you, and all he has done to your wife. Burn him in the cruelest of hell." Lee spat on Itachi and kneeled next to Kenisha, who was shaking now.
"It is okay….you are going to be okay…." he said as he held her. She nodded, but she was still shaking.
"Emi-tenshi, would you like to join me?" Sasuke eyed his wife. There were flames encircling her like a robe; she was smiling.
"Of course I will, Sasu-koishi. It's time we kicked your older brother's stupid ass. NO ONE TRIED TO KILL MY KIDS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!! THIS IS FOR, YOU, SIN, NATSUMA, AND THE FUCKING KIMOCHI CLAN!!"
"Then will you please do this jutsu with me?"
Emily nodded and got out her two-bladed swords. Sasuke in turn got out his long-ass sword. Hermione watched as her husband was about to be executed by his younger brother and younger sister-in-law. Tears streamed down her face, but she couldn't cry out for him. The Earth jutsu would muffle all of her last words to him. So she sent him a message with her eyes as he looked into them for one last time. 'Itachi-kioshi, I will join you soon. Wait for me at the Gates of Hell. My love will wait. Can yours?'
Itachi replied as the two ninja put the swords at his neck. 'Yes I will, Hermione-tenshi. Remember, we died as honorable Shinobi of the Akatsuki; we died at the hands of those that we betrayed. My love will wait, and I will wait at the Gates of Hell for you. Goodbye, my love.'
'Goodbye, Itachi-kioshi Uchiha. I will be with you soon.'
"FIRE STYLE: HELLFIRE EXECUTION!!!!!" Sasuke and Emily's swords turned red from the heat and then were totally engulfed in burning flames. The ground around them was also a hellish blaze and the Chakra going into them and as the swords crossed over Itachi's neck; the red was forever burned into his skin. With a flick of their wrists, Sasuke and Emily's swords went through the flesh and Itachi Uchiha was beheaded.
Even though Hermione reassured herself that she'd be with him in soon, it didn't stop her from crying her heart out as she saw one half of him go one way and the other half going another. "ITACHI-KOISHI," she screamed through the mounds of earth and wood blocking her mouth. But after she screamed, the wood and earth was slowly creeping down her body; the jutsu was being lifted. As soon as she was able to move freely, Hermione cast a jutsu.
"WIND STYLE: IMPALEMENT OF THE SKY GODS!!!!!!!" The wind picked up around the six and little did they know that some of it was solidifying into a pike behind each of them. That is, until Katie sensed it.
"EVERYBODY, GET ON YOUR GUARD!!!! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!!" She dodged a stab and deflected another coming toward Yamamoto. His injuries were finally catching up with him and he couldn't move as well as he should.
TenTen and Neji came running over; Neji had his Byakugan activated. "There's one right behind you," Neji yelled, pointing at Emily's back. Emily dodged it and deflected another coming toward Kenisha.
"Get the hell up and help us kick some more enemy ninja ass, Kenisha-chan!! We need you," she said as she jumped past Kenisha and Lee. Kenisha nodded and wiped her tears away with the back of her sleeve. She smiled wolfishly.
"Let's go, Lee-koishi. I'M BACK AND RARIN' TO KICK SOME WIND USER ASS!!!!" Kenisha picked her katanas off the ground and flicked the blood off of them.
"That is my Kenisha-tenshi. You are back and that is enough for me," Lee said lovingly, picking his knun-chuko off the ground.
"Ready, Lee-koishi?" She leaned on his back just as she and Emily had done when they did combination jutsu. Lee smirked.
"Always for you, Kenisha-tenshi."
"3….." Lee and Kenisha focused the rest of their Chakra into their necklaces and then let it escape inside each other.
"2……" Their eyes changed into that of their summoning's eyes; Lee's tiger-like and crystal blue; Kenisha's wolf-like and golden. The Chakra turned into their elements, Kenisha with water and Lee with stars.
"1……" They got into a sprinter's stance, their Chakra emanating from them like steam.
"ELEMENTAL COMBO: CRYSTAL STARLIT POND!!!!" Kenisha sent a wave of water at Hermione, making it form into an airborne pond. She ran around it at high speeds, waiting for Lee to make his move.
Lee sent stars into the air and they lit up the pool of water, but also made an oval cage around it. Then he jumped into the air alongside Kenisha and sent even more stars inside the cage, hitting Hermione with the extreme heat and blinding her with the light.
"Now, Kenisha-tenshi!!" Kenisha nodded quickly and went to the center of the bottom of the pool, jumping through it and swimming to Hermione, getting ready for the closer of their jutsu.
Kenisha swam in fast circles like before, but this time creating many tiny spiked whirlpools inside the pool, leaving Hermione to get pulled by the current and cut by the ice inside.
"Lee-kioshi, finish it," she mouthed from inside. Lee dove from the sky, his knun-chuko ready in front of him. Short blades protruded from the ends of the weapons as he swung them around. He stabbed the metal into Hermione's chest, making blood color the starry, deadly pond.
Hermione did not scream, but rather whimpered slightly as the pond suddenly fell to the ground, taking her with it. 'Goodbye, Emily-chan, Katie-chan……Kenisha-chibi……I'm sorry….' She took a deep breath and coughed up blood. She looked up at the ceiling and discovered it wasn't there. The fresh blue sky took its place, where the wind blew freely.
She smiled, letting the wind overtake her. They all watched as her body became one with the wind, blowing softly through all of them. 'Itachi-kioshi, I think I'm going somewhere different…..maybe…I'm not sure. No one can ever know where the wind blows….'
Kenisha collapsed on the floor when the jutsu was finished; exhausted. Lee came to her aid, lifting her up bridal style and bringing her to the rest of the group.
She smiled at Katie, who was busy making out with Yamamoto. She snapped her fingers and they stopped, blushing faintly. "Katie-chan, you didn't do much of anything. That's not fair, compared to the condition that the rest of us are in."
Katie scoffed. "You of all people know that I abhor violence. I'd rather read a book on kittens than go in battle. Besides, I can't really do much in the condition I'm in." She smirked at Emily, who apparently already knew. TenTen decided to be the smart one.
"Lemme guess, you're pregnant?" Katie nodded, holding her stomach. Then everyone finally noticed that it was larger than before, and much more round.
Katie turned to Emily. "How'd you know?"
"Twin telepathy," Emily said, rubbing the back of her head.
"Ah great, that means your kids have it too," TenTen groaned, putting a hand to her forehead.
"Yeah, that means they know about--" TenTen put a hand over Kenisha's mouth and shut her up.
"Not now," she hissed from the corner of her mouth.
Naruto got up from his perch at the back of the room and yawned. "I'm bored, so we're leaving." Then it hit him.
"WE WON THE WAR!!! HELL YES!!! WE ROCK, WE ROCK, AND WE ROCK DA HOUSE!! WHO'S DA MAN?! WE DA MAN!!! AH YEAH!!" He swept Hinata of her feet and spun her around.
"Naruto-kioshi……getting sick….." Hinata managed to say as she held her mouth in fear of spewing all over Naruto.
"Sorry. As I was saying……WE WON THE WAR, SO NOW WE'RE GOING BACK TO KONOHA!!!!"
"YOSH!!!"
"HELLS YA!!"
"YES!!!"
"OKAY, BUT CAN I USE THE BATHROOM FIRST?!"
"NARUTO!!!"
"Yosh!! We can finally go home! AND we are going to get married!!"
"WHOA, Lee-koishi! We're going to lose them at this rate!" Lee and Kenisha were in high spirits about winning the war, but they were running through the trees too fast and were losing the others. This was taking a large toll on Katie, who was not used to going at such speeds.
"Get a grip, lovebirds!! You only want to go back so you can--" Yamato put a hand over her mouth, shutting her up.
"It wouldn't be wise to mess with them; they could kick your ass in your condition." he murmured out of the corner of his mouth.
Naruto was listening behind them, though Hinata had warned him about sneaking behind someone who could kick his ass. But as usual, he never listened, and got a punch in the face from Katie, who looked past pissed off; more like splitting the world apart with an earthquake that could destroy hell pissed off. She was so pissed she couldn't string a sentence together.
"None. Of. Your. Business. Asshole!!" Naruto jumped back to Hinata and hid behind her shoulder, while she wagged her index finger at him.
"See, I told you not to eavesdrop, but do you ever listen to me? Besides, I already knew what was up between those two, but do you ever ask me?"
Naruto was getting punished and he didn't like one bit of it. In fact, he was crossing his arms across his chest and pouting like a four year old. Looking ahead, Hinata sped up and began talking to Neji and TenTen about what they'd do when they arrived at the village.
"Well, first I want to celebrate our victory with a kick ass party; make sure Naruto doesn't get any alcohol, ok Hinata? And after that…well I'm not too sure, what do you think Neji?" Neji sighed.
"The party is a good idea, but about what to do after: you should have a girl's night out and the other guys and I could have a guy night. How does that sound?" He was obviously expecting a bad response, because the girls hugged him, saying "Thank you, Neji!" over and over (Me: I can totally picture that! Emily: Na duh! That's cuz it's happening!!).
"Hey, hurry up back there!! If you do not want us to leave you behind then do not lag behind!" Lee was calling them from what seemed to be a mile away.
"Okay, okay, keep your pants on...unless you want Ken--" He was cut short by a pissed off Kenisha.
"Naruto, for the last time: THAT'S THE LAST THING ON MY MIND, YOU PERVERT!!" Kenisha sped up, getting even farther away from them, whilst Naruto got a smack in the head with a Gentle Fist move by Hinata. After that he sulked for the rest of the day, which was spent traveling to a decent rest stop, which happened to be another hot spring. And it was a conjoined bath.
"I guess this time you won't need to sneak for a peek now," TenTen said with a sigh.
"That's... That's ...AWESOME!!!!!" Naruto yelled in glee. He pulled off his clothes and streaked to the bathes, making Hinata faint again.
"That boy will never learn, will he?" Emily said to the group. They all nodded and followed the idiot to the hot springs, carrying Hinata in the process.
"Don't. Come. Near. Me. NARUTO-KOISHI!!!" Hinata was huddled behind the other girls on the other side of the bath; obviously not wanting anyone to see her. Naruto was slowly creeping over, but TenTen and Kenisha stopped him.
"You want a kunai through your ass?-"
"-Or a visit to the hot spring version of Atlantis?" the two girls muttered menacingly.
"N-No, sorry for disturbing your bath. I'm going now..." When Naruto went back to the other guys, they laughed.
"Note to all: Never piss off a water user in the middle of a hot spring," Lee said jokingly.
"Another note to all: Never piss off a kunoichi with 100 accuracy and has a kunai in hand, and pray to God she does not decide to throw," Neji added with a laugh from everybody, even TenTen and Kenisha themselves.
"Oh god, I feel sorry for Naruto now," Hinata said from behind them. She gestured for them to move, and she walked to Naruto (Me and TenTen: Don't worry, nothing was seen) and said, "Sorry. I think I should blame hormones and not you; though I'm not sure if 18 year olds should have hormones--" She looked to TenTen for guidance and said kunoichi nodded. "Okay, so you do have hormones, so I'm sorry and I think that we need to show you boys something."
She went back to the girls and whispered in their ears. They giggled. The other boys lost their smirks and shared looks of horror and had the same thought. 'Oh shit, what now?!'
"Close your eyes over there!!" They did so in fear and heard splashing noises.
"Okay, open!" When they did various funny things happened: Neji and Naruto fell into the scorching depths of the bath and came back with nosebleeds and red faces; Lee doubled over to cover his bloodied nose and hit a rock when he came back up; and Sasuke got out of the bath and scoffed, saying, "I've seen them before, it's no big deal." But he could not conceal his bloody nose either. Yamato tried to run away from the sight, but tripped on his towel and fell into the steaming spring again.
"Those boys will never learn," Kenisha and Emily said as they covered themselves up again.
Sin and Natsuma: WE'RE GONNA SEE MOMMY AND DADDY AGAIN!!
Emily and Sasuke: WE'RE GONNA SEE OUR KIDS AGAIN!!
Sai and Ino: WE'RE GONNA SEE EACH OTHER!!
Me and Lee: WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE A KID!!
Neji and TenTen: AND WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!
Tsunade, Shizune, and Sakura: AND WE NEED A PAINKILLER!!