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Thank you's today go again to Hetareader. The story today is the Norse myth the stolen Hammer of Thor. The characters are as follows: Denmark as Thor, Norway as Loki, Sweden as Heimdall, Finland as Freya, and Russia as Thrym.

Denmark's Stolen Axe

Long ago, all of the Norse lived happily together in Valhalla. The reason they were able to live happily was because their hero, Denmark would fight the giants who wanted to destroy them back. He was able to do this with the help of his trusty axe.

With his axe, he was able to vanquish any giant without putting in much effort. However, one day a giant called Russia came up with a plan to not only stop Denmark but to also get something else he wanted.

One night, as Denmark dozed in an alcohol induced stupor, Russia had the axe stolen. When Denmark awoke and found it missing, he searched the entire house for the axe, but neither he nor anyone else could find it.

No one had any idea as to where it had gone, that is no one but the trickster Norway. Following his hunch, Norway left for Russia's house and learned that Russia had in fact stolen his brother's axe. When he asked Russia for the axe back, he was told that it was hidden in a place where he would never find it, and that he would only give it back if they gave him Finland to become one with him. Norway then went off to share this news with the others.

When he got back, he told them the news and they all began to discuss the problem. After hearing what Russia had told Norway, Denmark replied, "Well Finland, nice knowing you. Hope you and Russia get along great when you guys are married."

"No way am I marrying Russia," Finland argued back, "That guy's scarier than Sweden. Find a different way."

The group continued to argue for a long time, until at last Sweden came up with the idea to have Denmark dress in a wedding gown and go to Russia as Finland. Denmark was not that happy with this plan, but he was out voted by the others.

And so, after making a wedding dress and veil for him, they had Norway lead Denmark to Russia's house. By now, Russia had heard that the Nordics were going to give in to him, and had decided to throw a large feast to honor his victory.

When the two of them reached his house, Russia invited them in and told them to eat and drink. At the words "eat and drink," Denmark got excited and began to do as he was told. In fact, he at an entire ox and enough vodka to even give Russia a run for his money. When Russia saw this, he turned to Norway and asked if this was normal. In response, Norway said, "Yes. He can turn into a handful if he gets too drunk though, so you'll want to watch his intake."

Russia thought about this for a moment, and decided that it made sense since all of the Nordics were known for their ability to hold their alcohol. After convincing himself, he decided that he wanted to kiss his new bride. So he pulled Denmark close to him and lifted up his veil to find blue eyes where there should have been violet.

Again, Russia was confused and turned to Norway for an answer. Norway answered this in his typical monotone voice, "He has been so excited about marrying you that he has had tears in his eyes for the past week. Those tears are the blue that you see."

And again, Russia was able to convince himself that this was the case and that Denmark really was his Finland. He was even able to convince himself that Finland truly loved him and wanted to marry him. This idea made Russia give a truly genuine smile and pulled Denmark in even closer for an embrace.

Russia then decided to throw a toast in honor of his new bride, and while doing so brandished Denmark's precious axe. By now, Denmark had had enough of this whole mess. So when he saw his axe, he quickly grabbed it from Russia's grasp. Once he had his axe back, he took off the wedding gown and showed Russia and the other giants that the bride was not Finland, but was in fact their enemy Denmark.

One last time, Russia looked over at Norway for an explanation. In response to Russia's look, Norway answered with the slightest hint of satisfaction, "We decided to match your trick with a trick of our own."

Once Russia heard this, he fully grasped what had happened, but by then it was too late. With his axe, Denmark began to attack the giants by chopping them into little bits; starting with Russia.

When Denmark had finished making sure that all of the giants were either dead or dying, he rejoined Norway outside and the two of them walked back home to tell the others how they had won.

The End

Okay, I found that fun, but then again I like that story. It was fun especially since the story requested was actually one of the stories I was planning on doing for a Norse. Anyways, hoped you liked it. If you want to read a parody of a certain story/myth or read a parody with a certain character(s) please tell me via review.