LTU: BOB THE RAPIST IS COMING! BOB THE RAPIST IS COMING!!1
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of Naruto.
A/N: Despite my comment above, I am sorry to disappoint, BGB, but there is no Bob the rapist in this chapter :D. Oh! And this chapter will be from Dei's POV.
Our Time Of Dying
By: Lies To U
No. 12
In Some Other Part Of The Village
Deidara had searched through all the houses he could get into that weren't recked, they were all abandoned it seemed, no proper care was given to the houses which made it a dangerous place to step and not have your foot or whole body to fall through the weak, hollow hardwood floor. Deidara finally noticed the next house he entered had a warmth inside. He could hear someone breathing/slightly coughing as he walked in deeper in the house. When he turned around a corner of the house, after he entered, he saw a slightly old-looking man at a fire place stroking up the fire with a stick. "Umm excuse me sir?" Deidara asked, the man didn't seem to hear. Deidara walked a little closer to the man "Hey hmm" Deidara said, the man turned to him looking older than he did from a back view of him. "I was wondering if you know of a ' Youkia Ring ' that is possibly inside your village and if you know where it is located at hmm" Deidara asked the old man.
"だれを性交はであるか。私の家から出なさい!" the man replied back with a killing look in his eye. Deidara put up his hands as if caught by a police man with a gun "Sorry to disturb you hmm" Deidara replied as he turned around to walk away. But Deidara raised his head when he heard something metal drag slightly across the hardwood floor and be raised up "YAHHHH!" the man yelled as he took a full swing at Deidara with a ax. "WHOA!" Deidara exclaimed as he dodged, "WTF OLD MAN!?" Deidara yelled as he put one hand into one of his pouches and drawed out a kunai with the other.
The old man just charged at him with the ax again, Deidara dodged while jumping ot the side and kicked the old man behind in the back. The old man came crashing to the ground, falling unconscious because of his hard hit on the floor to his weak body. "That was worth nothing...hmm" Deidara said with a dot-as-eye expression. Deidara suddenly heard some people yelling outside. "What the-?" Deidara ran to the door and tried to open it...It wouldn't budge! "What the hell!?" Deidara yelled and tried to kick it open but it didn't work at all. Deidara growled and quickly ran around the house to see if there was any other exit to outside. But what caught his eye was alot of flies flying around a partically open door under the staircase.
He checked it out and saw some gunk of God-Only-Knows-What with human skulls under the oozing crap. "Seems like they killed alot of people...wonder if Aiko's doing ok" he said to himself and quickly ran from the sickening sight. He ran upstairs to see only a window and bare space up there. He took a peek from the window to see a couple of people outside, some holding the door closed as others just stood by. "They looking for a fight they came to the right place" Deidara smirked as one of his hands chewed the soft clay from before with his encounter with the old man.
He made the clay into two small spiders and punched his fist through the weak glass of the window, causing some attention grabber to the villagers ears. "そこに彼はある!" shouted one of the village women as she pointed to the window. 'No sh!t...' Deidara thought while throwing the spiders out of the window and come in contact in the center of the crowd as it landed on the ground. "KATSU!" Deidara yelled and made the spiders explode. Some villagers released a their last scream while others just got blown without a word coming from their mouth. "Heh...baka's hmm" Deidara said as he rosed from his sitting postion in front of the window. He jumped out the window and landed on his feet croutching slightly.
He flinched as he heard more people yelling and running coming towards him. He turned his head to see a crowd of people running at him, more than before, and they had sharp pointy objects with them too. "Ah -BEEP-" was all Deidara said before he went spriting away from them, some threw their axes or fire bombs in which Deidara had no idea where they go those from. It looked like fire crackers 'cept when they hit the ground they just engulf the land they touched with flames. "These people are psycho hmm!" Deidara yelled as he quickly made one of his hands chew up clay and mold in into a bird. But when he tossed the bird to the ground to make it poof into a large one...it didnt do it at all!
"WTF!?" Deidara yelled, he picked up the bird and dodged a pitchfork that was lundged at him, 'I could make my spiders explode from my jutsu yet why won't my damn bird transform hmm!?' Deidara thought while he looked over his shoulder at the screaming crowd chasing him. He tried again and again to transform his little birdie but nothing happened to the clay bird. "SON OF A MOTHER -BEEP-BEEP- I OUTTA -BEEP-BEEP-BEEP- MONKEY -BEEP- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-" Deidara screamed from his pissed off mouth. "YEOUCH!" Deidara yelled as a fire cracker fire thingy hit his foot and engulfed it in flame. It burned his lower leg to his foot pretty bad but he could still force it to move, "RAHH!" a villager came infront of him unexpected and sliced at him with his ax, Deidara ducked saving his head but his shoulder was damaged from his reflex. He swung his leg at the villager's feet making him fall to the ground with a harsh thud.
Deidara made a break behind a house and ducked low behind a fair size stock of logs, the villagers ran past him and his hiding place. "Phew..." he let out a sigh in relief, "Ouch! Son of a gun hmm..." Deidara said as he griped his fresh wound on his shoulder, he felt some blood be stained on his hand. 'I have to find Aiko quickly before this could get any more wors-'
WHACK!
Deidara fell face forward into the ground unconscious, a female villager had a frying pan in her hands. She must've crepted silently behind him when he had his gaurd down and striked him there. She threrw her weapon to the ground and grabbed a hold of Deidara and dragged him out of his hiding place and into the open view of the village.
Now I am sorry this was nothing but pointless fighting and it must've seem like a filler but Dei needed some screen time no? And since this chapter was so short I shall give you a extra bonus to this story! :D (Well...I don't have any other idea how to put this but this is just some extra stuff that was done for the story).
This is what Aiko looks like (drawn by me so no mean comments): kai121./art/Aiko-for-readers-73524676
And a pic of the two together (also drawn by me a long time ago...so mean comments): kai121./art/I-ll-Be-With-You-66597578
AND this is the person who this story is dedicated to (CHECK OUT HER ARTWORK AND FANFICTS! THEY'RE AWESOME! XD) : ccbgb./
Again sorry for its shortness but I had no idea what else to write for Dei-chan so please forgive me.
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