Author's Notes: Nothing new here except...

Deadpool: "Get ready for the awesome Deadpool folks!"

...too late.

Chapter 11: Whose Writing this story now?

Megatron's cannon is almost fully charged before a loud honking noise is heard and he turns to see a float being driven by a man with pure white skin and wearing a purple suit. The man has green hair and red lipstick around his lips which are in a ear-splitting grin. On the float is a massive cannon and the cannon is being controlled by a pony with yellow fur, a brown and puffy mane and tail and a split cheese sandwich for a cutie-mark.

["Weird Al" Yankovic- Dare to be Stupid]

The pony fires the cannon and two figures come flying out of it. One is a Kangaroo/Dragon Hybrid with the ruins of a straight-jacket being worn like a biker jacket and his arms are covered in chainsaw blade-like scales and he's using a man wearing a red-black suit wielding two katanas like a surfboard. Said "surfboard" singing "I believe I can fly" and the Kangaroo/Dragon is humming "Ride of the Valkyries" as they fly at Megatron at 100mph before time seems to slow down.

"I beat you're wondering why I'm the surfboard right? Well, I lost a bet with the guy whose riding me." said the man in the red-black suit known as Deadpool to the audience.

"Yeah, he lost an arm-wrestling contest to me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Kangaroo/Dragon before time resumed and they flew into Megatron, knocking him back a few feet before Deadpool grabbed the one riding him, spun in the air two times and launched the Kangaroo/Dragon at the Decepticon Leader and as he flew at Megatron, he positioned himself so that his Kangaroo feet would hit Megatron and upon impact, Megatron is sent flying back, pieces of his chest armor flying all over the place from the impact.

Megatron gets up, only to find Deadpool in his face with a huge oversized cannon in his hands and Megatron's optics widen before a large "BANG!" flag pops out of the cannon and Deadpool looks at it.

"Oops! Wrong weapon!" said Deadpool laughing before Megatron grabbed the merc with a mouth and slammed him into the ground, head-first, "Ow! My leg!"

Megatron then receives a flying kick to the face, sending him flying back and the Kangaroo/Dragon grabs Deadpool and rips him out of the ground and begins to beat on Megatron with him.

"Yay! I'm a hammer!" said Deadpool before his face impacted with Megatron's mouth, "Ewwwww! Robot saliva!"

After ten more hits with the Deadpool hammer, Megatron grabs the red-black costumed super human, crushes him in his grip and tosses him aside and the Kangaroo/Dragon laughs nervously before Megatron fires at him, blasting the guy back and into a rock wall, which upon impact with the guy's head, shatters.

"Cheaty stabby sword!" yelled Deadpool as he slashed Megatron's leg with...his cheaty anti-healing factor sword...wait...what?

"I changed the script!" said Deadpool before he got crushed by Megatron's foot and he began playing himself like an accordion.

"What the hell?" muttered Megatron before he received a RPG blast to the face.

"Oops! I forgot the punchline! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the man in the purple suit before he began throwing purple bombs with his face on them at Megatron and the Decepticon leader shielded his face from the blasts.

"I don't have anything except for the Cheese Supreme Cannonball Surprise!" yelled the pony, firing the cannon again and Megatron is hit with a kitchen sink.

"This is worse than Klaxon and his antics..." muttered Megatron before he got slapped with a whale and Deadpool is seen holding onto the giant mammal by its tail fin.

"How embarrassing! You got slapped by a fish!" laughed Deadpool pointing at Megatron.

"Actually, he got slapped by a mammal. This is a fish!" yelled the Kangaroo before slapping Megatron with a Megalodon and the Decepticon leader stumbled back before he transformed into an Alien Truck and drove off.

"Awww, he left!" groaned the Kangaroo/Dragon.

"Lets go after him!" said Deadpool and the two climbed onto the float and Joker stomped on the gas and the float took off, the four singing to the song the author used for the chapter and the Mane 12 and Vinyl's mouths drop at what just happened as the Decepticons begin retreating with their leader in retreat and being pursued by the four psycho characters.

"What just happened?" said Rainbow Dash in shock.

END CHAPTER

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Okay, this chapter was just...really whacky and I have no idea what happened. *Looks at script and sees "Deadpool was here" at the bottom*...

Anyway, for those wondering who the Kangaroo/Dragon Hybrid was, he is my OC known as Razor.