(Krillin's turn!)

VOICE: Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars

KRILLIN: …

VOICE: Krillin…he's a leprechaun

KRILLIN: uh…I'm not a leprechaun

VOICE: Then why are you so short?

KRILLIN: That's just the way I am.

VOICE: Uh-huh…Krillin…he's married to a robot.

KRILLIN: Technically, she's an android, how else could we have a daughter?

VOICE: Adoption.

KRILLIN: Marron's not adopted.

VOICE: Says you.

KRILLIN: What?

VOICE: Krillin…his daughter is adopted and his wife is a robot and he's a leprechaun.

KRILLIN: For the last time, I'm not a leprechaun, Marron's not adopted, and my wife is an android, not a robot, got it?

VOICE: Yeah

KRILLIN: good.

VOICE: Anyways...Krillin…he and his robo-wife like to smoke pot together at the end of the rainbow while swimming in Krillin's pot of gold.

KRILLIN: I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN!

VOICE: This denial is giving make a headache.

KRILLIN: GRRR…

VOICE: Krillin…he's a cross dresser.

KRILLIN: That's worse than the leprechaun thing, I'm not a cross dresser.

VOICE: Krillin…he likes to wears his daughter's doll clothes.

KRILLIN: I'M NOT A CROSSDRESSER AND I MAY BE SHORT BUT I'M NOT THAT SHORT.

VOICE: uh huh…Krillin…he's about to be emotionally scarred for life.

KRILLIN: What do you mean?

(Suddenly, Vegeta runs in looking very scared.)

KRILLIN: Vegeta? What happened to you?

VEGETA: HIDE ME!

KRILLIN: From whom?

VEGETA: Yamcha! He's in love with me and he won't stop chasing me.

KRILLIN: Wait, did you just say Yamcha's in love with you?

VEGETA: ARE YOU DEAF!?!?! YES!

KRILLIN: Oh come on Vegeta, I'm sure Yamcha's not in love with you.

(Suddenly, Yamcha's voice rings out from far away.)

YAMCHA: VEGETA!

VEGETA: THERE HE IS, HIDE ME.

KRILLIN: Where is he?

VEGETA: I think he's standing out that window.

(Krillin and Vegeta go over to window and look out at Yamcha.)

VEGETA: (Whispering) you see, there he is.

KRILLIN: Oh stop that, he is not in love with you.

YAMCHA: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks, it is the east, and Vegeta is the sun.

VOICE: (Vomits)

OTHER PEOPLE: (Die laughing again)

VEGETA: (Faints)

KRILLIN: (Is emotionally scarred for life) No amount of therapy will ever make this alright.

VOICE: Yup…Krillin…when he's not busy cross-dressing in his adopted daughters clothes or being a leprechaun, or being with his robot wife, he likes to tease wild animals.

KRILLIN: WHAT!?!?!?!

(Then Plankton randomly appears)

PLANKTON: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

(Then Goku and Fangirls come running by A/N: He he, this sorta thing happens all through the fic. and trample Plankton)

PLANKTON: Ouch

KRILLIN: What was that?

VOICE: Eh, just something I felt like doing.

KRILLIN: Riiiiiiight

VOICE: Krillin…he's a…Oh my god…what is that?

KRILLIN: What? What is what?

VOICE: Oh no…it can't be.

KRILLIN: What?

VOICE: KRILLIN, THOSE KIDS ARE STEALING YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!

KRILLIN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT MY LUCKY CHARMS!

VOICE: (Snickers)

KRILLIN: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE…I DON'T HAVE LUCKY CHARMS…I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN!

VOICE: Krillin…he's in denial about being a leprechaun.

KRILLIN: I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN, I'M NOT A LEPRECHAUN!

(Suddenly, Krillin turns green)

VOICE: Then why are you green like a leprechaun?

KRILLIN: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M GREEN!

(Krillin runs away to hide from people)

VOICE: Now you know Krillin…The denial-prone, cross-dressing leprechaun who adopted his daughter and has a robot wife.

(Vegeta wakes up)

VEGETA: Uh…Hello?

(A big rock falls on Vegeta's head and he goes unconscious again.)

Wow! I just noticed that its 12:28 here and I'm still up, and I have school tomorrow, oh well, please review!