Ch 11: The Quodforce Part 4: the Finale
Ganondorf's body fell onto the ground which made Kirby stop singing Kirbylicious. Palkia and Marx glared at Kirby whom shot a glare right back at them. "Let's play freeze tag!" Palkia yelled using blizzard. Kirby was hit and blown off the warp star. Marx's big wings flapped which blew Meta Knight and Dedede back. The villain then fell coughing up more blood. "How much time is left?" He asked. "You should get a watch." Palkia replied. "I don't exactly have arms." "I know. I'm insulting you." "Screw you." "You have... 20 minutes! But, that's impossible. Thunder clapped and down from the sky came Arceus and Dialga. "You..." Palkia said. "Friends of yours?" Marx asked. "Not exactly."
"You've gone too far, Palkia. We agreed not to openly support the cause of one." Arceus said. "So, I sped up time." Dialga explained. "Why didn't you speed it up all the way, dumbass?" Palkia yelled. "Because I just had to meet the arrogant son of a bitch that brainwashed you." Arceus said chuckling. Marx was now losing his flesh and his body was rotting. "Get that Quodforce. I'll hold them off." Palkia said. Marx's rotting wings quickly picked him up. "Where is it anyway?" He asked. "It should be in the castle and- OH CRAP!" Zelda yelled. Marx flew inside the Hyrule Castle. Zelda followed but Kirby jumped in front of her holding Link's Master Sword. He then slashed her gut creating an opening and jammed a grenade. "Happy birthday, hag!" He yelled kicking her into the air causing her to explode. Her body parts flew everywhere. Kirby laughed like a psychopath and quickly persued his enemy.
Meta Knight and Dedede stood up. "Should we help Kirby?" Dedede asked. Meta Knight laughed. "What's so funny?" "Dedede, this is the part where Kirby and Marx fight. We, being the sidekicks, aren't allowed to help. So, go get Pictionary Man. Let's play!" "I love Pictionary Man!"
Marx was weakening and his wings couldn't carry him anymore. Kirby quickly caught him and swung the Master Sword but was kicked in the face. "Leave me alone, Kirby. I'm taking back what's mine. "I know. An all expenses paid trip to Hell cortesy of me, Kirby!" The puff-ball took out the pistol and fired at Marx striking his wing causing him to shriek. He quickly retreated into the throne room. Kirby followed him and the two noticed that the Quodforce of Invincibility sat on the altar and stared eachother down. "Wait! Before we fight, I've got to put on a rocking tune." Kirby said. Marx scowled as kirby went to the radio but quickly smiled. "I love this song." He said. "Its great isn't it." Kirby said.
Another mission, the powers have called me away. Another time to carry the colors again. My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend to win the honor of coming back home again. No explanation will matter after we begin. Another dark destroyer that's buried within. My true vocation and now my unfortunate friend, you will discover a war you're unable to win. I'll have you know that I've become INDESTRUCTIBLE! Determination that is incorruptable. From the other side, a terror to behold. Annihilation will be unavoidable. Every broken enemy will know that their opponent had to be invincible. Take a last look around while you're alive. I'm an indestructible master of war.
Marx charged at Kirby who did a flip to the side dodging the charge and shot at Marx but he flew in the air to dodge it. He fired a beam at Kirby but the murderer leaped over it and fired hitting Marx square in the face. He shook his head and fired light arrows which locked on to Kirby and each entered his face. "You look like Pinhead from Hellraiser." Marx said laughing. "I'll show you a hellraiser, asshole." Kirby yelled calling the warp star which flew in the air and planted Marx against the wall. The puff-ball took out a rocket launcher and fired at Marx whom was pinned bu the warp star and exploded the whole wall. "I salute my fallen enemy!" Kirby yelled making a fart noise with his mouth and turned to the Quodforce.
"This little adventure is now over. Just like Madonna's career." He said picking up the Quodforce. Suddenly, a giant cactus exploded from the ground. It grew and pinned Kirby to the ceiling. "Damn it." He said. He watched as Marx walked toward the gem he had dropped. He was limping and had one eye. "Its over, Kirby. I win." He said picking it up with his wing and he laughed. Suddenly, another laugh filled the air that wasn't Marx's. Kirby had never heard it before but Marx was alarmed. "Times up you meat headed shitsack." A voice said laughing. "What? That's not fair! I have the gem." Kirby was suddenly released and greeted by Moogle, the satanist. "Exactly one month ago from now, we gave you a month to get invincible. Its been a month...you're not invincible." The white creature said. "BUT-BUT-" "It doesn't matter. Welcome to Hell, Marx."
Moogle clamped his fist and Marx hurled blood and some internal organs onto the ground and dropped the Quodforce. The villain then began to to laugh as he fell to the ground. Kirby approached him. "What's so funny, Marx. You're about to die." He said. "What's funny is I won, Kirby. I beat you." "I disagree. I'm not sprawled on the floor upchucking organs." Marx laughed. "My goal was to defeat Kirby. I did just that. I made you lose it. You're completley crazy." "I made my own decisions. Nobody made them but me." "Do you regret them?" "T-T-That's none of your buisness." Kirby said tearing up. Marxs laughed like a lunatic. "My job is done. I wanted to torture you but I've done enough. I'll see you in Hell." Marx said and then he breathed his last.
Moogle picked up the body and turned to Kirby. "I saved your ass this time, Kirby. But, I may not always be your friend. I do Lord Satan's will. I couldn't give two shits about you or anyone you know. Remember that." "I will." Moogle shot fire from his hands which opened a portal to Hell and he dragged Marx's body which had a sneer on it through the portal. Kirby turned to the Quodforce. "Its time to become the most powerful being in the universe." he said laughing.