Guns and Chainsaws

Hey guys! Alito here. Time to continue on with G & C! This one, I don't think, Is as long as my last ones but I at least was able to get it up. (Not that way ;) So any who, let's just go!

Now let's get to it!-!

Disclaimer: I own nothing at all in this. DmC: Devil may Cry, Lollipop Chainsaw, OR any of the other characters. belongs to their original creators and NOT ME!

LET'S F-IN' ROCK!

7:30 p.m.

The night had finally come within the city of Romero, as a single motorcycle drove through the still lite streets and buildings. On the motorcycle were our three heroes and the father of one of them.

"So…that's pretty much it." Mr. Starling finished, almost having to yell due to the motorcycle's engine being loud. "Hope I helped you out a bit."

"I guess." Dante said, almost having to yell as well. "So let me see if I got this; My dad use to fight with you against demons a long time ago, and used rebellion here to do it."

"Wow daddy! You never told me you fought with Dante's strong dad!" Juliet said with a sparkle in her eyes.

"Oh great. Even their dad's are fucked up hunters…" Nick mumbled.

"Well, I don' mean to brag or nothin' but him and I wer' pretty deadly." Mr. Starling bragged anyway. "Which reminds me; has he taught ya how to use that there sword? Seems like you don' carry it for accessory."

"No, he doesn't. He's been dead since I was small." Dante answered.

Without hesitation, Mr. Starling stepped onto the breaks, making everyone clutch something to hold as the tires made the annoying scream, and the tire's road rash being visible. Finally the bike stopped and Mr. Starling turned to Dante in complete disbelief.

"He died?-!" Mr. Starling exclaimed. "Sparda's dead?-!"

"You didn't know?" Dante said, massaging his head from the impact of the halt. "He died I think a year or two after I was born. Got killed."

"By who?-!" Mr. Starling raged, "When I find the snively little vermin that done took Sparda out, I'mma show him what happens when you mess wit' a Starling!"

"I don't know who did it." Dante answered before Mr. Starling did anything out of hand. "All I know is he's dead now."

Mr. Starling finally calmed down with a heavy sigh of grief in him. He stared into space, seeming very stricken with sadness. "I see…Well…That's unfortunate…"

"Daddy…?" Juliet worried. She had never seen her father so down and disappointed. She realized that Sparda and he must have been the best of friends, and to suddenly lose that friend must be nerve-racking and depressing to hear.

Mr. Starling noticed her daughter looking at her with worry in her eyes, and quickly threw the thought out of his head. "It's alright, baby." He smiled to Juliet with a wink and thumbs up, "its gon' take more than this to keep yer ol' daddy down." He put both hands on the bars and revved up his motorcycle, the engine purring with energy! "Alright! Let's get to that Fun place!"

Fulci Fun Center

7:31 pm

The zombies had been coming in waves upon waves, going after those who had human flesh to feed upon, not concerned at all with mercy for them or compassion. Just brain was all they wanted. However, that was not the case today, as today they all fell upon the very prey they hunt for. Unfortunately for them, this prey wasn't going to make it easy for them.

Their prey was a man in his late 20's with black hair spiked up forward style and yellow sunglasses. He wore a black T-shirt with generic anime magical girl characters on it, over a red leather jacket. He also wore a white motorcycle glove on his right hand and a black wrist band on the other whist. Lastly he wore blue jeans with small rips on them and white sneakers.

"The last time I fought jerk-offs like you guys, it was back in Santa Destroy during those messed up assassin fights." The man said pointing his beam katana at the zombies, "But now they're all in a little place called hell, and there's no line you fuckfaces have to wait in when I send you there!"

The sunglasses man ran at the zombies and used his beam katana to slice his way through the undead. One was about to slam a baseball into his head, but the black haired man blocked it, and spun around to slice apart the zombie's stomach. Another appeared to jump over him to get the jump on him, but the man simply thrust his sword upward and edged it through that zombie's body, slicing it in two and it hitting the ground. Finally, he brought his sword to his side as if he were a samurai, and quickly "unsheathed" it to do a spiral swing, that decapitated the remaining ones around him!

"This ain't nothin'!" The sunglasses male said, "I'm Travis Touchdown, guys! You might as well drop over and die as of now!"

From there, the one called Travis continued his onslaught of carnage to the zombie scum, making sure not one leaves this fun center alive.

Their prey was now their carnivore.

Outside Fulci Fun Center

7:39 pm

"We're here." Mr. Starling said.

They all had finally arrived in front of their needed destination. It sure was an out of the ordinary type of building. The building itself was in the form of a giant classical arcade game, towering over them and the entrance being right in front as well.

"The hell is this?" Dante questioned jumping off the motorcycle.

"It's the fun center." Juliet said. "It's where all the kids from school hang out after school."

"Funny. If something like this was in Limbo, I'd be pretty worried." Dante grinned. "But then again, killin' demons to get a high score doesn't sound to bad."

"So what's our plan?" Nick asked.

"Here's how it goes." Juliet said kneeing down with Dante and Mr. Starling joining her. She took a small piece of chalk and wrote down the plan. She drew a picture of the Fun Center, herself with a chainsaw in a stick figure sort of way, Dante with his guns and his sword on his back, and her father. She also wrote who was who so not to cause confusion.

"I think I can figure out who I am." Dante commented.

"Whatever. Anyway, here's the plan." Juliet explained. "I'll head into the building at the entrance, all right? Daddy, you go around and sneak in from the back." She drew an arrow of Mr. Starling going to the back of the building. "Dante, you go up from the side of the building." She drew and arrow of Dante going to the side of the building. "I'll act as a decoy, and draw the zombie's attention towards me, and you two make it up to the roof where Rosalind should be."

"So you're the decoy?" Dante questioned.

"Why do we gotta be the decoy?" Nick complained.

Suddenly there were drops of water falling on their plan and some sucking in of air.

"Uh…you okay?" Dante uttered.

"Daddy?" Juliet asked. They turned to see Mr. Starling in tears. He seemed almost…happy with his crying.

"Ma lil' girl…" He sniffed, "…is a tactical genius."

"Seriously…?" Dante muttered.

However, those tears seemed to have vanished when he suddenly pulled out of nowhere, a large white box with a red bow wrapped on it. "Yer mom n' me got a lil' somethin' fer ya special day. Happy birthday, baby."

"Thanks Daddy." Juliet smiled receiving the present happily.

"Welp, I'm off!" Mr. Starling said standing up., looking up at the building.

"Good luck, sir." Nick said with a sort of kiss-up tone. "You're gonna do awesome. I'm sure of it!"

"Wow. You are literally suckin' his ass dry." Dante joked, insinuating Nick is indeed being a kiss ass.

"Yeah, so knock it off, son!" Mr. Starling said with a menacing voice. "And don' think I forgot about that tongue stuff neither!"

"Yes sir! Okay sir!" Nick franticly answered.

" *cough*Ass kisser! *cough" Dante fake coughed.

"Would you leave me alone, and go!-!" Nick yelled.

'Mr. Starling then walked off as he said to Dante with a smirk, "And Lord knows you ain't gon' be gettin' anywhere near my little girl either."

"D-Daddy!" Juliet blushed.

"It's okay." Dante smirked as well. "I'm aimin' for Cordelia anyway."

"WHAT?-!"

"He's kidding Daddy! Just kidding!" Juliet said quickly getting up to her feet incase her father was going to go off on the black haired half breed.

"Well…Alright then." Mr. Starling grunted/ He then stepped to the side of the Fun Center, and instantly jumped from the fire escape, up to the roof top of the building, off to do what the plan ordered.

"There he goes. Guess I better be movin' too." Dante said as he walked to the other side of the Fun Center as well.

"Wait, Dante." Juliet called.

"What's up?"

"Well…About what I said…you know back at the farm…about your mom." Juliet looked down, fidgeting her fingers. "Well…I just want to say- -"

"Juliet. Nick." Dante intervened.

"Y-Yeah?" Juliet answered.

"Yeah?" Nick also answered.

Dante smiled a cocky smile, the one he's use to smiling. "Try not to get too beat up without me, got it?"

Juliet only stared at him in a daze, but understood what he wanted her to do. She smiled as well and nodded. "Right. Besides, I have Nick to keep me company."

"Uh, sure thing, Juliet." Nick replied.

Dante strolled to the opposite side of the building Mr. Starling jumped up, and also stepped from one level of the fire escape to the other, till he reached one of the open windows of the Fun Center.

"Well, better open up the present." Juliet said with giddiness in her smile. She opened it and just as the others, something magically popped out of the box and presented itself upon them. It was a red helmet with blue stars on it. "Oh! I'm so touched! My mom and dad knew just exactly what I wanted!"

"You asked for a helmet?" Nick questioned.

"yeah! For you!" Juliet smiled. He took Nick's head off her waist and held it in one hand with the helmet in the other. She placed the helmet on his head; a perfect fit. "See? It fits you."

"Yeah, but…why a helmet?" Nick asked.

"Because you said you were gonna get a motorcycle one day, and I decided to get you one." Juliet answered.

"Y-You asked them to get a present…for me?" Nick said feeling rather touched.

"Well when you get your motorcycle, it'll be our present." Juliet smiled brightly. "Do you like it?"

Nick sated at Juliet intently. She really did know how to make Nick feel better with only a smile and her words. It was as if she had that special kind of way of making him smile that made it clear why he was so in love with her …back when he had a body. "It's…nice. Thanks baby."

"No problem." Juliet smiled. She brought Nick close to her, and laid her soft lips upon his. It had to be brief however, as they had an important mission to uphold. She made the helmet disappear from Nick's head and placed him back on her waist. "Okay then, Nick! Let's get in there!" Juliet encouraged, revving her chainsaw.

Nick could only sigh at the hell he was about to endure… but smiled, knowing that at least he could go into hell with the girl he loved. "Might as well."

"Alright! Time to- -!"

Juliet stopped her words as she saw a single zombie get pushed right out of the Fun Center's doors, flying through the air and falling flat on its face in front of Juliet.

"Whoa! The hell?" Juliet questioned.

She ran past the zombie and up the stairs curbs to the doors of the Fun Center entrance. Upon entering the first floor, she noticed a whole bunch of dead zombies lying around on the floor, all cut up or broken into two. It was as if they were cut open by some serial killer…or Dante.

"What's going on here?" Juliet questioned.

"Ugh, haven't seen this much bodies since I watched a Walking Dead episode." Nick groaned.

"Keep on your toes Nick. There could be danger." Juliet warned.

"Did you just make fun of me?" Nick wondered.

Suddenly, another zombie was flying over Juliet's head, but this time it was sliced in two and its torso flopping over her and to the ground with a heavy thud!

"Next time, try not to suck so badly!" called a male's voice from where the zombie's torso came from. Juliet and Nick turned that direction and saw before them, an older man with black spiky hair, sun glasses, a red jacket and a beam katana, strolling along with the zombie's dead head spinning on his finger. The man, who was Travis, then saw Juliet and Nick standing near the entrance and the head instantly dropped from his hands. His eyes widened, and his mouth hung open at what his eyes had seen today.

"Whoa…Now that's a body." Travis thought. "Th-Those Legs…! That rack…! Those hot lips…! Oh God, that's hot! And she fights too?-!" Travis then smiled a rather deviant smile as he strolled over to Juliet with a swave personality and a mysterious stroll.

"Hey there." Travis said with a flirtatious tone. "Noticed you like the cheerleader look. Not bad."

"You do realize I just turned eighteen today right?" Juliet noted.

"Welp, these zombie's aren't gonna cut themselves!" Travis exclaimed as he walked off like she wasn't even there.

"What a tool…" Nick said.

Travis stopped in his tracks and slowly turned around to Juliet with a look of confusion, meeting her own confusion as well. He thought that he had heard wrong and assumed he imagined it, but it felt as though it really sounded like a male's voice besides his own. "Hey uh…did you just go through puberty or something?"

"What?-! No! That was my boyfriend, Nick!"

"Nick?"

"Yep." Juliet turned around and stuck her butt out to reveal Nick to her.

"Yeah, that's right! She's taken buddy! So back off!" Nick warned.

"SON OF A FUCK! You're a head?-!" Travis yelled with sheer amazement and a bit of fear. "AND YOU STILL TALK?-!" Travis found that as odd to see. Or maybe a better term was "supernatural" to Travis. He pointed his beam katana at Juliet. "What the hell kind of shit is this? Some cheerleader with a chainsaw, cuttin' up zombies with a decapitated living head on her waist. Yep, this has Suda 51written all over it."

"Who's-Hey look out sunglasses guy!" Juliet pointed out.

Travis looked behind himself to find a single zombie with a nailed bat in its hands, about to swing it at Travis's head! However Travis dodged the swing and stabbed the zombie in the head, and cut it clean off!

"I got it, pedo guy!" Juliet called as she ran past Travis and cocked her chainsaw back to release a heavy uppercut with it to slice the zombie right in half up the middle of its body! It slowly ripped apart and was now dead to the ground.

"Not bad." Travis smirked, leaning his beam katana on his shoulders.

"Thanks." Juliet replied.

"Still a tool though…" Nick commented.

Suddenly, as if timed correctly, even more zombies had appeared before them from the elevator and the entrance to the Fun Center. More than ten or twenty of the undead bastards or geeks surrounded them menacingly and dangerously as well. Both were back to back as they discussed their next move.

"Let's take these suckers down, and then find out the asshole responsible for all this." Travis suggested. "What do ya, cheerleader? Ready to show some school spirit?"

"Let's bring the pain!" Juliet agreed.

The two charge at the hoard of zombies and were off to kill!

window of Fulci Fun Center

A few minutes earlier

Dante jumped right through it and found himself standing within a rather…strange place. The entire area was actually outside, the skies, being the afternoon sun setting, and the streets torn up and broken down a bit. There was a destroyed school bus on the side with blood on it, and a large building that was seemingly destroyed within itself. He looked to the horizon to see he was in a city that looked like it went through hell. Over on the horizon as well was what appeared to be a large tower that overlooked the entire city before it. Dante looked to the window he came out of to find it was connected to a wall on the building. Suddenly, the window devirtualized and disappeared from him to escape at all.

"Well this ain't somethin' you see every day." Dante questioned, looking around. "Where the hell am I now?"

"My old home town."

Dante looked behind himself to see a familiar face once again. His white hair was still the same and his red coat was a trench one as well. He carried his signature sword on his back as he strolled to Dante from the destroyed office that use to be his office.

"What're you doin' here, old man?" Dante asked.

"Same as you." W. Dante answered, his red coat flowing in the wind and crossing his arms. "I was just mindin' my own business, and suddenly I get some weird call with some dude sounding like T-pain, and then I was teleported here."

They both then stood side by side, overlooking the large tower in the distance of the city.

"Temi-ni-gru." W. Dante uttered with a sort of tone that seemed angry and mournful all in one breath. "Brings back memories…not too good ones either."

"So this was the place?" B. Dante asked. "This is where you and…he had your last fight…before he got corrupted by this Demon Price, Mundus."

"Yeah." W. Dante answered. "You should probably watch out for him in the future…where ever he is."

"Yeah…noted." B. Dante answered. He couldn't keep his eyes off the large tower at all. To think that this was the final place where the red son of Sparda and the blue son of Sparda, last fought with all they had and W. Dante ending up killing the only family he ever knew. It suddenly made B. Dante think. He remembered Vikke, the Viking zombie saying that he was the second son of Sparda. Did that mean…? No. Now was not the time to think about that. He had a mission he was doing.

"Looks like the same guy's messin' with us around here." B. Dante noted.

"Seems that way." W. Dante smirked. He uncrossed his arms and grabbed his modified colt 45 caliber handguns of black and silver and leaned the black one on his shoulder. "What do ya say we show this auto-tune zombie dude what happens when you mess with a couple of Demon hunters."

B. Dante also smirked as he too pulled out his handguns and leaned the silver one on his shoulder. "I'm gonna love hearin' him scream."

And with that, the two demon hunters ran off into the city through the plans ahead of them to come.

Top of Temi Ni Gru

At the top of the large towering castle of a monument, the city seemed insignificant compared to the great Temi ni gru that stood proudly over the other buildings like a king over his people or loyal subjects…or slaves. The sun was beginning to set and that only meant that there wasn't much time left in the day to be able to at least enjoy the sun.

Even if he's only there for his own reasons.

"It seems you are looking over him." Another male approached.

"Yes. Dante is coming. I intend to greet him."

"There is no purpose in greeting such pathetic filths. They are but vermin who do not realize their purpose as great demons. Though they come from different plans, they still believe they can save the human race without accepting who they are."

"I don't know about the human race, but the Dante of my realm seems to not care for humans but instead do as he pleases."

The other man smirked. "I'm compelled. It seems your brother is quite the rebellious one."

"What about you?" The first man asked. "Shouldn't you great the other one? After all, he is your brother from your realm."

"Humph. Another time perhaps." The man in the blue long trench coat and white brushed back hair said. The blur trench coat was buttoned up to give that regal look with a black dress shirt under it, black gloves, black long pants, and brown long boots. He held his treasured katana, yamato in his hand. He strolled off from the first male as he said, "You have a family reunion to look forward to. Be sure it is an honorable one."

"Understood, Sir Vergil."

Vergil then vanished in a blue haze from the tower, leaving the first male to stand over the edge, looking down at the city. He too, had white brushed back hair and light blue eyes piercing at the city. He wore a black long coat with the tail on the right side and blue interior, along with the color having a larger left side. He donned a blue band on the left bicep and blue scroll work sewn on his back. He also wore white gloves, blue dress slacks pants and black leather shoes. He had his katana, yamato in front of him, standing as a samurai of the old, waiting for his opponent to arrive…and so he was.

"Come brother." Vergil muttered. "Let's let our blades reunite once again."

Finished. I can't believe I was able to get this up so quickly. Maybe I just want to do this one more so then others. Well it's not like I'm not gonna be working on other things, but this one is the most fun to do right now. No school cause of Election Day. Go and vote for whomever! And be ready for the next chapter, at some point if I'm not too busy.

That's all for now.

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Bye Bye bee~