Dance Moves
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A/N This is pretty short compared to other chapters, but I think this is quite good. And on the plus side, I updated extremely early ;)
This chapter was inspire by Crazy Chick08, who's prompt was: If I can make a suggestion maybe one of the people that overhears can be Kurt's aunt Mildred. She's a lesbian, so after hearing about Kurt's school year she could run down to talk to him about dealing with homophobia, and overhears Kurt and Blaine discussing dance moves or something.
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"Okay. Spread your legs wider." There was a pause. "Wider." Another pause. "Dammit Kurt, wider!"
Kurt let out a moan of pain which was heard through the door.
Mildred paused at knocking at Kurt's door. She had come down to talk to Lima Kurt about dealing with homophobia, and here she was, listening through his door hearing god knows what.
"Okay. Good." A male voice Mildred figured to be Kurt's boyfriend Blaine, said. "Now lift your right leg above your head.
"What?" Kurt screeched. "Seriously?"
"Yes. You said you wanted to do this. Now lift your leg up." Blaine said.
Mildred heard Kurt let out a moan as he lifted his leg up above his head like Blaine told him to, she figured.
"Perfect. Absolutely perfect." Blaine said.
"Blaine!" Kurt suddenly squealed. "You touched my ass!"
"Well duh, I need to adjust you for the benefit for both of us. You're going to be a bit sore later, but it'll be worth it."
"Oh my goodness! My little baby nephew Kurt is having sex!" Mildred whisperd to herself suprised.
At the sound of another moan, Mildred let out a small squeak and ran downstairs to the kitchen where Burt was sitting, waiting to hear how Mildred's talk had gone with Kurt.
"You're back down here quickly. Did it not go well?" Burt asked, looking up from his coffee and newspaper.
"No, we actually didn't get to talk. Is Blaine over today?" Mildred asked, sitting down across from Burt.
"Yeah, why?"
"I think he and Kurt are having sex."
Burt froze for a second before his fce turned red and he flew up out of his chair and charged for the stairs, yelling a the top of his lungs.
/In Kurt's Room/
"Why did I agree to getting some dance lessons from you?" Kurt moaned from where he laid on his bed.
"Because you want to look good with your dancing at Sectionals?" Blaine said, amused at Kurt's actions and behavior.
"Oh shut up Anderson!" Kurt snapped, throwing his pillow at Blaine's head, which he ducked while laughing.
Kurt opened his mouth to throw a snarky remark at Blaine, but a yell coming from the stairs stopped him.
"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel! Are you and Blaine having sex?"
Blaine's face quickly turned a pale white while Kurt just let out a groan, and buried his face in his comforter.
"Dear Gaga, not again! Why does everyone have to assume we're having sex?.!"