Chapter 11:Lazy Day?
.::. Sakura's P.O.V::.::.::
"MOMMA! MOMMA! MAAAAAAAAA!"
"Shane, you have three seconds to get the FUCK off me before I kill you."
"You wouldn't dare…"
"One."
"Hn."
"Two…"
"Hn."
"Thr-"
"Waiiit! Okay wait!"
I smirked triumphantly when Shane quickly jumped off his earlier place on my stomach. Once I heard the door slam shut, I snuggled deeper into the covers. I laid my head back on the comfortable pillow I was laying on that smelled oddly of lighting and cinnamon.
'Hm, smell awfully familiar… Kinda like….'
Sasuke.
I sat up so quickly that the room started spinning but I ignored it in favor of freaking out. I started raking my mind for any idea as to how the HELL we got to that position in the first place. Then the thoughts of last night came flooding through my mind and I smiled slightly.
Looking around, I noticed everyone was in similar positions as I was.
Ino was curled into Shikamaru's side and Shikamaru's arm was comfortably wrapped around her shoulder.
Tenten was laying halfway on Neji, half on the bed. The covers must have been the ones Sasuke and I were using.
Hinata was held tightly in Naruto's arms perfectly cuddled in the bed.
Lucky.
I sighed contently before laying back down in Sasuke's arms.
Even though we weren't official, I can pretty much assume it wouldn't be long. After I got settled and Sasuke's arms tightened around me, I smiled.
But I wonder what the kids are up too…
.::.::.:: With the kids .::.::.::
"Mani, pass the egg please."
"Here you go."
"Akio, where's the cooking mix?"
"Next to the sink."
"Thanks."
Akio, Mani, and Nina were all in the kitchen surrounded by food and the likes.
Since they were all together in Hinata and Naruto's room, they decided it would be fun to try cooking breakfast for there "parents".
Shane suddenly entered the kitchen with a smirk and crossed his arms. Nina noticed him first and raised an eyebrow.
"What's going on in there?" She asked.
"On big pile of love." Shane said as he shrugged. Nina giggled and threw some flour at him. Shane laughed and wiped it off. "Come here you little brat!" Shane said playfully as he picked Nina up by her waist and threw her over his shoulder.
"Put me down, baka!" Nina said between her laughter.
"No!" Shane said as he spun around in circles.
"Can you two stop flirting for a minute and help me and Akio cook?" Mani said as she put her hands on her hips with the spatula in hand.
"Aw come one Mani, live a little." Akio said with a laugh. Mani looked at him and blushed slightly, seeing his bright smile.
"Whatever." She muttered as she went back to attending to the pancake mix.
Shane finally put Nina down and ruffled her hair. "Get back to your station, girl." He said with a tilt of his head and a smile.
"Bleh!" Nina said with her tongue sticking out. But nonetheless she walked back over to her stool, stepped on it and continued stirring the eggs.
"Hey Akio, what's next on the directions?" Mani asked as she put a pan on the stove.
"Umm…" Akio looked over at the Iphone he took from Naruto earlier. "it says to heat the oven to 350."
"Okay." Mani said as she was about to turn the stove.
"Wait!" Akio yelled suddenly.
"What?! What?!" Mani yelled back frantically. Akio turned the handle of the pan inwards and smiled.
"There! All better, safety first!" Akio smiled triumphantly.
"Baka." Mani muttered under her breath. Akio just smirked and ruffled her hair.
"But I'm YOUR baka!" Akio said jokingly. Mani turned bright red and hit Akio with the spatula while muttering 'baka' again.
"And they talk about us flirting." Nina said as she rolled her eyes.
"Well that's because we do." Shane said with a serious tone. Nina stared blankly at Shane and he stared back. About five minutes later did they both end up laughing their heads off.
"Go set the table, Shane." Nina said with a smile.
"Okay."
With that Shane headed off into the dining room to set the table.
"How many people?" Shane yelled into the kitchen.
"10!" Akio yelled back.
"Kay!"
Mani shook her head and sighed. "This is going to take a while!" She whined.
"Well, let's make it interesting!" Nina said with a smile.
"How so?" Mani asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Just wait." Nina said as her smile turned into a smirk. She hopped off her stool and ran into the living room. Searching though the pile of bags on the couch, she found the one she was looking for: a light pink backpack, and opened it. With an "Aha!" she ran back into the kitchen and hooked up the device. After a second glance, Mani realized that it was Tenten's Ipod and her Ipod doc.
Mani smirked at Nina and nodded her head. "Not bad reject, not bad at all."
Nani smiled at Mani before turning back to the Ipod to choose a song.
.::.:: One hour and thirty minutes later, Ino's P.O.V .::.::.
I woke up the sound of Nikki Williams "Glowing" blasting from the kitchen. I tried to sit up but confusingly I was being held down. I looked to see what was keeping me down and realized, Shikamaru had his arm wrapped around my waist.
I didn't know whether to jump for joy or bitch slap the joy out of him.
So I simply did what anyone would do.
I reached for the nearest pillow and threw it at Tenten's head.
Tenten sat up slowly and glared at me.
"What?!" She whispered harshly.
"Look!" I whispered back and gestured to Shikamaru who was now comfortably lying on my lap.
Tenten glanced down and smirked. "Looks like someone is in a predicament."
I glared at her. "So are you!"
"But ah, see that's where you're wrong. See I actually ENJOY being here. It's warm." Tenten said as she snuggled back into Neji. Neji subconsciously wrapped his arms tighter around her and she sighed. "Have fun Ino."
I glared at Tenten's head again and crossed my arms. I looked over to Naruto and Hinata and saw how cute they were. Naruto was holding Hinata so protectively to him. I sighed.
'Well, I can't wake them up. But hey, what about forehead!' I smirked victoriously. I reached for a pillow and positioned it over my head.
"If you are attempting to throw this at Sakura I will have to tell you that's a bad idea." Sasuke said as he opened one eye and looked at me.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Because I'm already awake, pig." Sakura said as she cuddled Sasuke closer.
"Well then explain this to me!" I said with attitude.
"We fell asleep like this troublesome woman."
I glared down at Shikamaru. "Go back to sleep lazy ass." I muttered out before realizing who I just spoke to. My eyes widened and I gaped. "Shika-kun?!"
"Nice going Ino." Tenten muttered sarcastically.
"Shut up." I said as I turned bright red.
"Well, since everyone is up…" Sakura started.
I rolled my eyes at her. "Um Sakura, clearly Neji, Naruto, and Hinata are all sleep."
"Actually not Ino." Hinata said from her position.
"Me neither." Naruto said as he snuggled deeper into Hinata's hair. Hinata just blushed slightly and smiled.
"Naru-kun…" She said shyly.
"Yes?" He said as he kissed her cheek.
Neji sat up and pulled Tenten into his arms. "I'm not sleep either. This heavy ass female just wouldn't get off me." Tenten huffed and elbowed him in the ribs.
"Bitch." She muttered.
I gaped up at all of them. "I thought you were all sleep!"
"Well seeing as you don't think that often, it's pretty obvious you'd think incorrectly." Sakura said as she rolled her eyes.
I finally threw the pillow I had been holding and through it at her face. "Bitch." I grumbled out.
::.:: Third Person Point of View .::.::
"It smells yummy outside." Hinata said as she cuddled into Naruto.
"You smell yummy." Naruto said as she held her closer.
"Okay one, awe! Be cuddly like that Neji!" Tenten pinched Neji's thigh. "Two, she's right. It does smell really good in here." Tenten sniffed the air. "Kinda like pancakes."
"But none of us cooked." Naruto said as he sat up.
"Thank you captain obvious." Sasuke muttered as he rolled his eyes.
"Teme!"
"Baka!"
"Teme!"
"Baka!"
"Shut up, food was mentioned!" Sakura said as she poked Sasuke's cheek.
"Hn." Sasuke took Sakura's finger and bit it. "Don't poke me."
"And what if I do?" Sakura asked as she rubbed her hurt finger.
"Consequences will happen." Sasuke said as he sat up which meant Sakura had to sit up since she was laying on him.
"Like what?" Sakura challenged as she crossed her arms.
Sasuke smirked. "Try it and find out."
Sakura stared at Sasuke and smiled. "Kay." She poked him again. Suddenly, Sasuke's hand grabbed her wrist and the other one grabbed the back of her head. She turned bright red and froze.
"You asked for it." Sasuke brought their lips together. Sakura gasped and Sasuke took that as an opportunity to deepen the kiss.
Tenten laughed and through the same pillow Ino had thrown back at Sakura. "No sex before three o'clock!"
Sakura turned bright red while Sasuke just smirked.
"But it is one thirty, just an hour and thirty minutes more to go." Sasuke said.
Neji laughed at Tenten's face. "Nice one Uchiha."
"Okay now that we got the sex time out the way can we go see what that smell is because I don't know about you, but I'm starving!" Ino said as she rubbed her stomach for emphasis. By this time, Shikamaru had sat up and Ino sat in between his legs. He fell back asleep in the crock of her neck though.
"Ino's right I'm starving." Hinata said as she let Naruto help her up.
"Wait!"
Everyone turned to face Tenten with a questioning look. "Are we all dating each other now? Cause I thought I was the only one that made this thing official. And shut up Neji I don't need to making things all technical!" Tenten said before Neji could even open his mouth.
Sasuke and Sakura looked at each other before shrugging. "If you wanna label it something." They said in unison.
Hinata blushed a deep red and started playing with her fingers. "I think so…" Naruto wrapped his arms around Hinata shoulders and smiled.
"Of course we are!"
Tenten looked at Ino and raised an eyebrow.
"Are we lazy ass?" She asked.
"Ino, we have a kid, live together, and technically sleep together every night. I don't think it get anymore relationship like than that." Shikamaru mumbled from his place in Ino's neck.
"Just say yes or no, lazy ass!" Ino huffed out.
"Fine, yes, troublesome woman." Shikamaru sighed.
"Well now that that's all settled! Food!" Tenten said as she jumped from her place on the couch and ran down the hallway. Sakura, Ino and Tenten all followed behind her happily.
"Those are our girlfriends…" Sasuke said as he shook his head.
"Well, life couldn't really get more interesting than that." Shikamaru said as he yawned.
The boys headed put the room and stopped. They stared at the food and gapped.
"What" Sasuke stared.
"The" Neji's mouth fell open.
"Hell." Shikamaru actually looked like he was awake.
"Well, I think the universe just proved you wrong Shikamaru my man." Naruto said as he laughed.
Mani and Nina were serving plates of pancakes, eggs, and bacon to the girls who were already at the nicely set table. Akio and Shane were cleaning all the dirt dishes.
"We made you all breakfast!" Nina said happily as she stood in front of Neji. Neji smiled slightly and ruffled her hair.
"I see, I see." He said.
"But why?" Naruto asked.
"Cause we thought it'd be nice." Mani said with a shrug. She grabbed Nina's hand and whispered something in her ear. Nina nodded and changed the song on the Ipod.
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke turned into True Love by Pink.
"Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face (whoa oh oh) There's no one quite like ..." Nina and Mani sang together.
Sasuke laughed when he saw Shane and Akio mouth the words along with the girls. "You boys love someone?" Sasuke teased.
Akio froze and blushed, while Shane just smirked and nodded.
"Yeah, your girlfriend."
Everyone fell out laughing at that.
"That is most definently your kid Sasuke." Naruto said.
Sasuke 'hned' and sat down followed by the guys.
Breakfast went on pretty much like that. Everything was going good. The conversation was fun, the music was great and the food was actually amazing. All that changed when-
"Daddy?"
"Yes Mani."
"Where do babies come from."
"Babies dot com." Tenten said without skipping a beat.
"Tenten what the hell?" Sakura asked with a raised eyebrow.
"What? That's what my ex foster home told me!" Tenten said with a laugh.
"You were in foster care?" Neji asked.
"Yeah, never knew my parents." Tenten said as she shrugged.
"I'm an orphan too." Naruto said as he smiled at Tenten. Tenten gave him a thumbs up before continuing to eat.
"Same here." Neji said as he winked at Tenten.
"I guess I can join that club." Sasuke said as he ate his pancakes.
"Seriously? All of you all don't have parents?" Ino asked.
"Yeah." Tenten shrugged.
"You seem pretty nonchalant about it." Neji said.
"That's cause I never met them." Tenten never looked up once.
"I haven't either. But now I have some, so I guess that doesn't matter!" Nina said with a smile.
"Aww my baby's so sweet!" Tenten said as she smiled at Nina. Then she froze. "Aww shit! Not again!"
"What? What?" Neji asked frantically.
"We forgot her medicine!" Tenten yelled.
"I took it already." Nina said as she drank her milk.
"What?" All the teenagers at the table asked.
"Shane made me take it." Nina said as she stuck her tongue out at Shane.
"Can't have my girlfriend dying now can I?" Shane said with a smirk.
"WHAT?!" All the teenagers yelled again.
"Nina's my girlfriend." Shane said again.
"You're five!" Naruto yelled.
"Late night television my friend." Shane said as he shrugged.
"I thought we got rid of that!" Sakura yelled at Sasuke. But Sasuke was busy glaring at Neji.
"Hyuuga."
"Uchiha."
"Hyuuga."
"Uchiha."
"Yes, yes we all know everyones' last names now!" Shikamaru muttered out.
"Your son is dating my daughter!" Neji shouted.
"No, YOUR daughter is dating MY son!" Sasuke retorted.
"Aww Nina! You have a boyfriend!" Tenten gushed out.
"It's so cute!" Sakura cooed out.
"No it's not!" Sasuke and Neji both yelled out at the same time.
"This is one weird breakfast." Mani said as she looked at Akio.
Akio nodded. "Yes, yes it is. Good think they don't know I'm your boyfriend!"
Mani paled and slapped her forehead. "Now they do you baka!"
"When the hell?!" Ino yelled.
"While cooking breakfast." Mani answered.
"Why?"
"Because Nina and Shane did it first."
"Why?"
"Because they heard you all say it."
"When?"
"An hour ago."
"Oh."
Mani smiled triumphantly and nodded her head.
That's how breakfast went on. After breakfast, they all headed into the living room to build a fort and watch all the old diney movies.
At about nine o'clock, Sakura sat up quickly and paled.
"Shit, guys!" She yelled.
"What, what?" The girls and Naruto yelled back. The rest of the guys raised an eyebrow. The kids had long fell asleep and were tucked into bed in separate room; boys in one and girls in another.
"We forgot about school!" She yelped out.
Everyone rolled their eyes and went back to the T.V.
Sakura pouted and crossed her arms. "Fine then, fuck you all too."
A/N: *Walks into an abandoned field of reviews* Okay guys seriously?! No reviews? That hurt honestly! *gets smacked in the face by a tumble weed that has a name written on it.* Oops I take that back. Special thanks to 'Straycat113'. YOU ROCK! But please. Review? You make me feel like I should delete this story cause no one wants to read it! *anime sobs*
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Mani- But I want YOUR Authors note.
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