Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Welp, I just about covered every major recurring character in the fanfic. Now I can finally end this flop of a FOP fanfic.


Timmy Turner. Ten year old boy who had fairy godparents. And a really nasty babysitter. Boy did his life stink.

"You're telling me. I can't tell the difference between him and that cake!" Cosmo stated as he pointed at a cake that Foop was holding.

"Are you really this stupid?" Foop angrily asked as he squinted at Cosmo, chucking the cake right at his face.

"...Yep! This tastes just like Timmy!' Cosmo exclaimed as he tried flying around, only to bump into everything, causing Foop to laugh, both of them being in Timmy's room.

Meanwhile, Timmy himself was downstairs, being bounded by Tooty, who wouldn't let him out of his grasp.

"I have you now, my sweet Timmy!' Tooty exclaimed as she began puckering up her lips. "Now let's have a nice smooch!"

'No way! I rather your annoying older sister barge in and fart on me!" Timmy exclaimed as he tried weaseling out.

Tooty gasped as she let go of Timmy, her right eye twitching. "You are cruel! ...and disgusting, but mostly cruel!' Slapping Timmy she cried as she ran out of Timmy's house, with Vicky popping up, seeing her younger sister crying.

"So, you think you can hurt my younger sibling's feelings, huh?" Vicky growled as she grabbed her butt cheeks and raised them, emitting a brassy fart that stunk the hallway she was in. "Well now you're gonna get it, twerp!"

"...Fuck me." Timmy stated his last words as he quickly wrote his will and prayed, with Vicky jumping on him and stashing him in between her butt cheeks, continuously releasing smelly brassy farts as she laughed evilly, with Timmy succumbing to his horrible fate as he had hoped that it would be all over soon.

Unfortunately for Timmy, when it came to Vicky farting, the ride never ends.

THE END