Episode 4: Part 1

Tila: Today is the day the contestants have to prove their love for me. They will ether have to get a tattoo of me that covers their back or walk a mile on broken glass.

Roger: So, the message in the bottle said that we needed to be prepared for pain and beauty. I have a feeling someone's going to die before the day is over….she might have us bungee jump without a cord.

Maureen: We're all going to die in this house and I'm fucking scared. I'm Maureen Johnson! I need to live!

Benny: I feel like I'm in that movie where this group of people go to this party and they end up getting killed by ghost and only two people survive….I think it's called House on Haunted Hill….only this would be House on Crazy Tila Island.

Mark: Benny thinks our situation is like House on Haunted Hill, but I have a feeling this show is going to turn into a bad remake of Clue.

The contestants met Tila at a nearby Park. She was wearing a pair of tight jeans and a purple top….that her boobs nearly popped out of…

"Are you bitches ready to party?"

"…Yeah!" They all said, sounding scared.

"Today's challenge will give you 2 choices to pick from." Tila said. "Right behind me is a track covered in broken glass. You can either walk a mile on this glass OR go to the tattoo shop across the street and have a picture of me tattooed on your back and it has to cover the whole back." She explained.

They all looked at each other in fear.

Roger: I couldn't take the torture anymore. She is not worth getting my feet cut up or getting a tattoo of her that covers my whole back.

Maureen: all I can say is….fuck that shit, Tila!

Benny: I fell out of love with Tila. I refused to do any of that stuff. I did what I had to do. We all decided to find ways to get kicked out and so, I found my exit ticket, dammit!

Benny took a deep breath and balled his fist up, he looked at Roger who was standing next to him and decided to give the rocker a warning.

"Please don't take this personal, Roger." Benny whispered.

Benny punched Roger in the face. Everyone looked at Benny, then looked at Roger who was on the laid out in the grass. Mark saw Roger give Benny the thumbs up and decided to go along with the plan.

"Hey! don't you hit him!" Mark said, jumping onto Benny.

"FIGHT! FIGHT!" Drunk Girl said. "GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!"

Tila: Out of nowhere, Benny hits Roger and then he and Mark started fighting and before you know it, the three of them were fighting each other. It really turned me on and got me hot and heavy. But I knew I had to send Benny packing.

"YES!" Benny said, as he was getting into the van to go to the airport.

"Who would like to go first?" Tila asked, after everyone was done waving goodbye to Benny.

No one said a word, because they were scared to. Roger was the next one to find away to get eliminated. He didn't want to start another fight, so he decided to do something else.

"Tila you are so fake." The Rocker blurted out.

"Excuse me?"

"Your music sucks, you cant act, and…I bet your arent even bi!"

Tila ran away crying.

"Nice, Roger." Maureen said, laughing.

"She's going to hate you now." Mimi said.

"Roger, that was kinda lame." Marks said.

"I know, but I had to say something…."

Tila crying dramatically: Roger is such a fucking asshole! How fucking dare he say that to me! I'M TILA TEQUILA! I'M THE QUEEN OF MYSPACE! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S FAKE.

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