A/N: Not funny, just warning you. Post-Reichenbach Fall. Will possibly be fleshed out into a one-shot later...
Ring
Ring
Ring
"This is Sherlock. For goodness sakes just leave me alone and let me figure this out. Mycroft, final answer: yes I am." "Please leave your message after the tone."
Beep
"Oh, um… well, I guess I called you - called you by mistake. I know… I know that you won't ever hear this message. I don't know I just… I want life to feel normal again… Well, I'll see you later then."
One new text message.
From: Annoying Snob
Sherlock, have you still not told John?
From: Reckless Maniac
Your timing of texts is terrible. I'm on a mission here!
From: Annoying Snob
He left a message on your phone. It's been nearly two months. Are you not going to tell him?
From: Reckless Maniac
I thought you said he would be a security risk.
From: Reckless Maniac
What did he say?
From: Annoying Snob
I thought you didn't care what I said?
From: Annoying Snob
Wouldn't you like to know?
From: Reckless Maniac
I don't care what you have to say. I will tell him when I'm ready. Now what did he say?!
From: Annoying Snob
Ah, but you're in the midst of a mission, you wouldn't want to be distracted.
From: Reckless Maniac
You want the flashdrive?
From: Annoying Snob
You would withhold documents pertaining to the security of our nation for him?
From: Annoying Snob
Come come Sherlock, admit it, he's grown on you.
From: Reckless Maniac
I'm going to take great pleasure in wringing your neck the next time we meet.
From: Annoying Snob
Now, now, let's behave like gentleman.
From: Reckless Maniac
I thought we agreed I wasn't one?
One new voicemail.
From: Annoying Snob
As fun as it has been to hold over you, the voicemail is on your phone.
From: Annoying Snob
Do I need to arrange for you to be in London again soon?
From: Reckless Maniac
No, I have a job to do
From: Annoying Snob
You are just going to leave him? How heartless.
From: Reckless Maniac
It's not an advantage to care remember?