Mkay to understand this chapter; You need to have read my other story about the crazy cullen family. :) Or else you'll get lost at the words; Jakward 3. MUAHAHAHA. Yeah. But unless you've already read my other story you won't get this. :)
And ALSO, I'll put author notes where ever I want to put them. It's MY story. Don't like it? Too bad. Deal with it
Also; Sorry I havn't been updating. I've been busy and I havn't been on long enough to update.
Esme dumped Edward in the trash.
When... SUDDENLY! Carlisle walks bye...
"Carlisle! Help!" Edward cried.
"What!? Who said that!? WHOS THERE!? I KNOW KARATE!" Carlisle screamed.
"Look in the trash!" Edward said.
"Oh! Hi Edward! Say, how'd you get turn into ashes? Is it some new power!? I WANT A POWER!"
"No, I blew up!"
"Oh!" He said, "Hey look it's Jacob!"
"Hey! Have you seen Bella?" Jacob asked.
"Um no..."
"Say! That smells delicious!" Jacob sniffed Edward's ashes... And eats them.
"NO!!" Edward and Carlisle screamed.
Then Jacob and Edward formed the awesomly cool Jacward 3!! A/N Like I said, don't get it? Read my Crazy Cullen story.
"Oh well!" Carlisle said walking away.
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Alice-Omg I wonder where Edward went.
Bella-Or what Esme did with him.
Koda-WOO! Did you see him explode!? That was wicked!
Alice-Ew!
Koda-What?
Alice-I smell ugly people!
-Edward signs on-
-Jacob signs on-
Bella-Wow, shes good!
Alice-Thank you! Thank you! -Bows-
Edward-Why the hell did you eat the frickin ashes!?
Jacob-They smelled yummy!
Edward-Well now we're stuck toghether!
Koda-OH! Jacward 3!!
Bella-HA! Yeah look at them... It!
Edward-I hate you Jacob
Jacob-I love you to Edward!
Bella-Em... Why don't you two just create an aim called...
Koda-JACWARD!Numba3 of course
Alice-Oh! And then make a show called pimp my wheel chair!
Bella-And attach jets to the back of each wheel chair!
Koda-ANd give it killer speakers!
Alice-And flames on the seat!
Koda-And music!
Bella-And make it fly!
Alice-And then make it into a jet ski!
Bella-And fly!
Koda-And give it turbo turbo!
Bella-That way if they really gotta go they can turbo!
Alice-And make it dance!
Bella-And fly!
-Edward signs off-
-Jacob signs off-
Bella-Good work!
Alice-They're gone!
Koda-Yay!
Alice-Let's do something evil.
Bella-Yeah!
Koda-Wait; If they're fused toghether...
Bella-What?
Koda-You can't do it with Edward!
Bella-Aww D:
Alice-Haha!
Koda-Lol. Let's fix this problem...
Bella-After we laugh at them more :)
Alice-Totally!
-Koda signs off-
-Bella signs off-
Alice-Oh yeah! Go plot something without me!
-Alice signs off-