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~ Day Is Unknown ~

~ Sometime In The Spring~

ALBUS AND MINERVA'S WEDDING!!!

Katherine turned over in her bed. Light from the window shinned in her face. She blinked several times. She smiled brightly as she realized that today was the day Minerva was getting married. She hit the sleeping lump on her right. He grumbled and turned over to her. He glared at her. But then that glare turned into a smile that was ear to ear.

"Our baby girl is getting married today!" Richard jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Katherine heard water running. Katherine shook her head. It was just like Richard to rush things. Katherine went downstairs and washed up herself. She wore a emerald gown with a long flared sleeves. She returned to her room. And to her surprise there was Richard wearing a kilt. Katherine bit her lip from laughing but it didn't help. Richard didn't seem like he cared. He just continued brushing his beard.

"Why are you wearing that?" Katherine said, still giggling.

"Because I am a Scottish. And I have nice legs. And what do I always say? If you got it, Flaunt it. If you don't got it, you can still flaunt it but don't be surprised when people stare and say EWWW!" Richard smiled and continued his brushing.

"You're in a good mood. I haven't seen you act this way since Minerva graduated from Hogwarts." Katherine said. She walked over and put her hair in a French twist.

"Well Minerva is getting married. And I couldn't be happier. And I'm excited that I get to threaten Albus." Richard smiled. Katherine just rolled her eyes. Richard always threatened any boy that even looked at Minerva admiringly.

"I have to go darling. All the girls are helping Minerva this morning." She kissed his cheek and smiled. She walked out of the room leaving Richard alone as he admired himself in the mirror. I mean he did have nice legs after all.


Katherine walked into Minerva's room. She wasn't surprised to see all of the women surrounding her daughter. Minerva looked like she was in hell. She never liked being crowded by so many people. Katherine whistled. Everyone backed away from Minerva and turned their attention to Katherine.

"Let my daughter get dressed." She shouted and then sighed. Minerva stood up and left the room to get changed. Everyone else waited or continued dressing up. Rolanda stood by Katherine. Rolanda was wearing a light teal color gown with spaghetti straps that crossed on her back. It was her bridesmaid dress. Poppy wore the same. Everyone else that was there were wore all different colors and were probably just there so they weren't left with their husbands talking about issues and the Ministry. And let's face it. Women enjoy other things, like gossip about famous wizards or brag about their children. They don't want to talk about depressing things when a wedding was taking place.

"So is the dress white?" Katherine asked Rolanda. Rolanda smiled.

"Are you kidding? Of course not. Minerva can't get away with a white dress." She smiled and so did Katherine. "You know one of the perfects found Minerva and Albus snogging in the halls." She sighed. "You turned everything upside down."

"So how's Severus?" Katherine asked.

"He's fine. You know I had to bribe him to Albus's best man?" Katherine shook her head. "The reason he didn't want to be best man because he knew he would get all emotional. And that if the students saw him, they wouldn't take him serious, or they wouldn't be afraid of him." Rolanda smiled.

"Emotional???" Katherine asked in disbelief.

"Yeah. He is really happy for Albus and Minerva." Katherine smiled. Maybe Severus wasn't that much of an ass.

Minerva walked in and everyone looked at her as if she had completely changed. She looked stunning. Katherine looked as if she may cry. And everyone, once again crowded around her. Severus popped open the door with one of his hands covering his eyes.

"Ten minutes ladies." Severus said.

"You don't have to cover your eyes." Minerva laughed.

"Well if I see you now it won't have the same effect as if I see you walking down the aisle. So nine minutes ladies, the gentlemen are waiting and Albus is as nervous as a first year." Severus left the room. Minerva smiled. At least she wasn't the only one who was nervous.


The wedding was to be outdoors for a few reasons. Most of the creatures in the forest wanted to see them get married but didn't trust the other wizards and witches. Another was that Albus and Minerva thought it was beautiful outside. And the third reason was just because there were too many people to fit in one room.

Chairs were everywhere and bubbles, yes bubbles were floating around. Down the aisle there were three flowered covered arches. All equally separated down the path. And a long white carpet that made its way down the aisle. You could see flowers all over. Buffet tables were on each side. And a cake that was a three tier stacked cake with teal polka dots.

Women started to take their seats next to their husbands or families. Katherine took her seat in the front row, and saved an empty seat for her husband. Some of the creature watched from the shadows of the forest. There were few reporters. I mean hello! Albus, the Great Wizard was getting married!!! Of course this was going to be a great story for the Daily Prophet. So I think you get the idea that there were a lot of people there for this blessed event. And of course a Priest standing and smiling. Next to him was a rather apprehensive Albus Dumbledore.

Albus stood anxiously. His back was to the lake. Severus rushed down the long aisle and smiled at Albus. Albus took a few deep breaths. You may not think that someone would be so uneasy but Albus was marring the person that he loved the most. And all sorts of things whirled around in his head. Would she run? Was this the best thing to do? They weren't engaged for that long and they insisted on having the wedding earlier. Of course he knew the answers but he was still worried. He was getting married to the love of his life and weddings can make you go crazy at times.

"Calm down. You're getting married, not going to war." Severus said with a laugh.

"I'll calm down when Minerva gets here." Albus said. "Did you see her?"

"No. She sounded a bit tense though." Severus said and patted Albus on the shoulder. Alastor came up from behind them. Severus and Alastor wore matching tuxedos with grey patterned vests and bow ties the same color. Of course Albus wore it in blue, and had rainbow socks on. Of course you wouldn't notice until he sat down.

"Albus quit fidgeting." Alastor said in a low voice.

"Oh shut it. You did the same thing when you and Poppy were getting married." Albus said.

It appeared that everyone was there. Except the bride, bridesmaids, the flower girl and Richard. Albus swallowed hard. This was it. Time for the wedding. The music began to play and the flower girl smiled brightly as she walked down the aisle throwing rose petals. Poppy followed her and then Rolanda right behind her. Then it was time. Minerva came into view next to her father.

Albus lit up. He smiled as far as his cheeks could bear. Minerva looked wonderful, stunning, elegant. Any other word that related to beautiful was filling Albus's mind. But if Albus had to choose. He would say she looked Smoking Hot!

Minerva wore a beautiful soft blue strapless dress. Wearing a somewhat see-through overcoat with stand-up collar lace encircling the cathedral train, which had three buttons in the front. She wore her hair down and it was slightly curled at the bottom. She was absolutely beaming. And of course a few people were laughing because Richard was wearing a kilt. Richard and Minerva walked down the aisle. They stopped in front of Albus and Richard kissed his daughter and shook Albus's hand. And then he whispered in Albus's ear.

"If you hurt her you may not live to see the light of day again." Richard tried to keep a straight face but it didn't work. Albus smiled and nodded his head.

Minerva and Albus held hands and listened to the Priest. Minerva looked over to Severus. He looked as if he was about to cry. And Alastor dabbed his good eye. He was actually crying. Poppy burst out in tears and Rolanda had watery eyes. Minerva looked over at her parents. Richard wrapped an arm around her mother. Katherine was crying worse than Poppy. Vows were exchanged and the rings were placed. Albus kissed Minerva passionately. Everyone began to cheer. When they broke apart they could hear splashing. The giant Squid shaped his tentacles into a heart. And the mermaids flipped. The centaurs stood on their hind legs and cheered as well. How's that for a fantasy wedding???


Minerva and Albus sat down at one of the tables. It was time for the toasts. Albus took Minerva's hand and smiled. Minerva looked at Albus and kissed him softly on his lips. Everyone took their seats and then it began. Richard cleared his throat and stood up. Everyone looked at him and others laughed.

"I have many things I would like to say. First I would like to say it's about time you two got married!" Everyone smiled. "I know that Minerva isn't my baby girl any more. But Albus, if you break her heart, I will personally kick your ass." A few people laughed. Katherine elbowed him.

"There are kids here!" Katherine scolded. Richard just shrugged his shoulders and continued.

"Any way, I hope you both live life to the fullest. And hopefully your mother won't visit as often knowing that you are happily married." He took his seat and most people clapped. Severus stood up with Rolanda by his side.

"I am most happy that you two are together. This means you won't be bragging about how Minerva would never like you." Severus said. Everyone smiled. They know that Albus thought he wasn't good enough for Minerva. "And now I can rub it in your face about me being right and Albus Dumbledore being wrong." Few people laughed including Albus. Albus was such a know it all. And was never wrong. Well at least most of the time.

"I am happy as well. This means that I can still bug Minerva about snogging Albus and not get an evil glare. Because we all know that Albus and Minerva can't keep their hands off each other." Rolanda said. Minerva smiled. And a few people wolf whistled.

"We hope you live happily and try not to get caught in the hallways snogging. You're sending a bad message to the students." Rolanda said. And both Rolanda and Severus sat back down. Next, to everyone's surprise was the Weasley twins, Fred and George.

"We would like to say that Katherine should be thanked for this wonderful somewhat crazy miracle. " Fred started.

"Without her Dumbledore and McGonagall, well actually they're both Dumbledore. But without Katherine Min and Al wouldn't be together." George smiled.

"Well maybe they would have, but it would have took more time." Fred added. Albus and Minerva smiled. They were probably right.

"And don't forget that Katherine got Snape and Hooch together." Severus smiled at Rolanda. No one was really expecting that.

"And we all know how weird it was to see Snape smile and flirt!" A few people laughed. Severus and smiling was almost impossible before Katherine came to Hogwarts.

"But any way Katherine did many things to do this." George continued.

"Like blaming Min for Snape's hair color a few years back." Severus looked at Katherine who just smiled.

"And Katherine throwing away all of Minnie's hairpins." Minerva shook her head. Of course her mother would do something like that.

"And for getting Snape to change the color of Min's clothes." Fred smiled. Minerva looked at Severus who was still glaring at Katherine.

"So thank the people that got these two stubborn love birds together. And let them snog on their own time instead of others catching them in the act." Many people were laughing when the twins finished.

Katherine stood up and waited for everyone to be quiet. "I have gone through a lot trying to get Minerva and Albus together. I've gone through pillow fights, picnics, a Valentines dance even. Everything was planned perfectly. And I was tricked by my own daughter as well. And luckily I was successful. And many people asked me why go to such extreme lengths to get two people together. And I can tell everyone now. I wanted my daughter to be happy." Katherine smiled at Minerva. "I knew she was happy without Albus but if I can give her more then I will. I love you both. Now Albus hurry up and finish this so I can get some cake."

Albus stood up and smiled brightly. Still holding Minerva hand in his. "I would like to say that I am a very lucky man. I am now married to the most beautiful and smartest witch that I know. And I can't be happier. And I would like to say thank you to all the people that got us stubborn professors together. Because we all know that I was lacking Gryffindor bravery. I mean just being around her makes my heart race. And it still does. I am very glad that all of you came and spoke for us. Now we can eat and dance." And with that music played and many people began to dance while others headed for the food.

Minerva and Albus danced most of the time. They knew that if they stopped there was a good chance that they would be taken apart. But sooner or later they were. Katherine hugged Minerva tightly.

"So, how does it feel to be Mrs. Dumbledore?" Katherine asked.

"Like a dream really. I would have never believed it." Minerva smiled and hugged her mother. She left to get something to drink. Albus walked up behind her and pulled her into a hug. Albus smiled at Minerva.

"I think I have been threaten by every man that is here." Albus chuckled. Minerva smiled. "I mean Hagrid even warned me. And Severus." Minerva raised an eyebrow.

"Well then I guess this will make it harder for you to hurt me then." Minerva said.

"Hurt you? Never!" Albus smiled. The flower girl made her way to the couple and looked very serious.

"Hello." Albus said cheerfully. The flower girl didn't grin or anything.

"If you hurt aunt Minnie I will be forced to hurt you." This was said by a five year old. Albus and Minerva tried not to laugh. "I'm serious." She said. She turned around and joined the rest of the children.

"Is all your family so aggressive?" Albus asked. Minerva giggled.

"Most of them are. Except in-laws."

After a few hours of dancing, talking and eating it was time for the bride and groom to fly away for their honeymoon. Minerva and Albus was hugged by anyone and everyone. Katherine smiled at her daughter.

"Now what do we say?" Katherine asked. Minerva rolled her eyes.

"Mothers know best." Minerva said. Katherine nodded her head.

"That's right and don't you forget it." Katherine gave her daughter one last hug and Albus and Minerva flew away in the carriage. Katherine smiled. She walked over to Sybill who was gulping down some kind of wine. "What do you say?" Katherine asked.

"I say that I am awesome." Sybill slurred. Katherine rolled her eyes. "Oh! And you're all still idiots."

The End!!!

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