'Sup, pirates? Yo mama so fat Blackbeard thinks she's fat! A-huh, I told ya so. Anywaaay, here's the latest instalment of '333 ways to get kicked out of the Grand Line'. Sorry for the long wait. So, here they are! If you have any suggestions, please put them in, and maybe what characters you would like to see in the suggestion (like 'Make a giant pizza, and include Pandaman in this' or something). Also, who here has seen the sixth One Piece movie? That movie scared the hell outta me. Partially near the end, with the giant mutant flower… thing. I might contribute to that movie one day. I have a billion plot bunnies in my head that are being begged to be written, so that's why all my other story updates are so late.
51. Leave a neptunian in Hancock's path
After many failed attemps, including kicking, trying to climb it, and other various things, Hancock gave up.
It didn't occur to her to walk around it.
52. Show the Straw Hats fanfiction
Zoro and Luffy destroyed the computer, Sanji was at loss of whether to cry because of yaoi or celebrate because of SaNa, Franky and Brook didn't know why they weren't there half the time, Nami hated that she seemed like a bitch, Usopp liked that he was shown as a hero, Chopper was disgusted by ZoCho and ChoRo, and Robin...
Robin got a new laptop.
53. Show them Cloud Piece's page
And so, the awesomest person in the world was never seen again. Although they did find her head eventually… cut off… on the beach…
54. Have a drinking competition
It came down to Shanks and Zoro. They were both at their 145th drink before they passed out.
55. Then have a race
"So... You're saying this was from a navy attack?" Dragon asked uncertainly.
Sabo laughed and leaned against the huge gaping hole in the wall. "Completely."
"And they left... Without any information and no evidence that they were here, in this room?"
"Yep."
"...Fine, whatever you say."
Hur. A hurr hurrr durrr. So, like I said before, suggestions are nice. And I'm also reading Kuroshitsuji. Great series. GO GO SEBASTIAN! Oh, so many cross over pairings, all including one Nico Robin.
…Review, please? Bitches please, I've made this 333 ways for One Piece. You have to review.
I have inspiration… aaaaaand it's gone.
Well, that escalated quickly.
True story bro.