Author's Note: By the way, guys, sorry for the long time I took. I was sick, and then I was struggling with depression for the last two days, and that made me really unmotivated to do anything. Also, the people who Private Messaged me about this, asking me to add in this and that and the people who go "that's not canon", hey f- off! The ONLY way I can write is with positive feedback, not people knit-picking. This is MY story, doing it MY way. Don't like it, don't read it. And I might add in some things you all suggested, but wait 'til I'm f-ing done to comment on it! And to everyone who favorited, followed and left positive reviews, thank you so much for your support, guys. It means a lot, love you guys! Enjoy the new chapter!

God was staring down at Earth, looking at a young woman who was walking along in the town. He felt a strange sort of feeling, like he wanted to be near her, but he was nervous to be around her. He would watch as she met with people she knew, and he felt like he wanted a connection with her.

"Dad?" Gabriel looked in, and God, having not heard him, continued to watch the woman in all her grace and beauty. Gabriel came over and looked down to where God was staring.

"Ooooooooohhhh! Daddy's in love!" Gabriel jokingly sang, and God straightened out, eyes wide.

"WHAT?! NO! I'm not- I'm just… she… Yeah." he slumped over in defeat and humiliation.

"Soooooo, go talk to her! She might like you."

"ARE YOU CRAZY?! SHE'S A FRAIL, DELICATE HUMAN BEING, AND I'M …. I'M… ME! What can I say to her? 'Hi, I'm the creator, the lord, and your older by a few billion years'?!"

"Sure. Why not?!" Gabriel smirked, and God just got red in the face.

"YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT HERE!"

"Look, let's just make a few changes to you." Gabriel plopped his father on a stool, and got out a razor, cutting away his beard, and trimming down his hair a little on the sides. "Okay, now you look younger, let's make you a little shorter." He then focused on his father, and God shrunk until he was the size of a young man.

"GABRIEL, ENOUGH ALREADY. I AM NOT-" God began, and then he saw the girl talking to a well-built muscular man and laughing. "… Let's do this!"

"That's my boy! GO GET 'EM!" Gabriel patted him on the back, and God started on his way to Earth, then stopped dead in his tracks.

"I can't, I can't, I can't! What am I supposed to say, talk about, how do I even introduce myself?!" At this, Gabriel grabbed his father, turned him around, and shoved him towards Earth.

"I don't care. Call yourself Jacob, Eli- Hell, call yourself 'Chuck' for all I care! JUST GO TALK TO HER!"

"Gabriel, no, no. I'm not- You can' t make me! I AM THE LORD, AND I COMMAND YOU TO-" then Gabriel tossed him at the surface, and God landed flat on his face, muttering in pain.

"Are you okay?" God looked up to see the woman looking at him, and quickly got up, dusting himself off.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. Just, ugh, tripped. Stupid rocks."

"Well, you should probably get some food and rest. My home isn't far, and you're welcome to dinner if you want." she took him by his arm, and they walked off. "What's your name, stranger?"

"… Oh, um… I'm… Chuck… Just call me Chuck."

"Very well, Chuck. I'm Maryam. It's nice to meet you."