OMIGOZZPADS ITZZ BEN A YERR.
I HAVN UPDATD N 4EVASSSS.
Disclaimer: (LUK. I MEMDRIZD HU TAH SPL DISCLAIMER)
I dun own hairy potter or owen Wilson. ALTHU I WESH I DAD.
mY naME's Harry Potter noaw. I got a seks change over the last yeer. So herr's how it went.
I WAS LIKE OMIGOSH I'M A GUY!! NO WAYS.
SO I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND DECIDED TO BE LIEK. "YO DOCTOR. HOME SHIZZLE. I'M A GUY. GIVE ME A PENIS OR I'LL POP YOU WITH MY 54 X-CLAIMBUR RIFLE AND THEN EAT YOUR REMAINS." he did the SURGERY for free.
SO NOW I HAVE A PENIS.
THEN I WENT and killed Harry Potter. I took all his magical powers. Everyone thinks that I AM him, but I'm not. but I've starting to think THAT I am HIm. Deal with it.
I LOVE DRACO TOO. WE HAVE WILD GUY SEX. IT'S AWESOME.
YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*coughcoughdiaofjdiaofjeaiofjgiodajfiaofjdaoifjafioarandomlettersomigosh*AAAAAyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
WEN I wus sama. we never went kerryokiyang. oh well. sex with dracuu is better den the singing. I have bad vocal corbs. they are like nails on a snake's rattle of a snake. OMIGOSH POKEMON. BRB
(OCC: omigosh. there's a plot twist!!!)
I WANNA BE THE VARRYING BEST. LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS. TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST. TO SELL THEM IS MY CAUSE. I WILL TRAVEL ACCROS THE LAND, CUMMING FAR AND WIDE. THESE POK'EMOOBS TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER-thrust OVER 9000 THAT'S INSIDE. POKEMON. GOTTA CUM'EM ALL!!! POKEMON. OHH YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND. AND THE WORLD WILL DEPEND!!! POKEMON. *then some lazers pewpew here*
(OCC: OMIGOSH THEME SUNGS ARE GRAT.)
ME and draco make love while Snake watches us. he luvs to video tap us with his cane. I am a happy person when I am patted by hagrid. oh not hagrid. snape. no wait… no. I donno. me and drake have sells. GET IT CAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE??? oh wait no I'm not. I donno. aahhh prostitutes. ahhh I am skitzo. cause I'm goth. oh wait. no I'm a prep. oh waitno? yes? no?? NoooO? NOOOOOO!!! fuck.
so anyways.
yesterday. this guy named FLABIUS because he's always flaburlushious. he tried to kiss draco. yeah. I was mad.
(OCC: baX to the story, guiz)
I cum out of the hospital and Snacko was sitting there waiting for me. He was so happy that I was happyto be a man now. He wanted me to kill harry potter so I could make our story a Harry/Draco slash because stuv liek that is hawt buzness. I could tell Dracula had a banana in his pocket, again.
I ran out of the room crying. I didn't want to kill harry. I wanted to kill draco because I hated draco. I loved Hagrid.
"Sama. I mean Sam. I love you" Draco exclaimed flabbergastedly.
"I know you do. I love you too." I said. I still didn't know what my new name was.
"Let's go have hot sex."
"okay."
He went into the broom clauset and I tested out my shinny new man-machine. Draco rid me like a cowboy rides a bull at a SEXICAN BULLSHIT RIDING COMPESITION. it felt good.
Later we went to an MCR concert cause Ebony Deminsion Darkness Raven Way was there. I stole drake from her and shot her. Enoby wa dead. haha bitch.
THEN ME AND DRACO HAD MORE HARRY/DRACO SES CAUSE WE FELT LIKE IT… EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT HARRY??
Ets gud 2B buck. I LURV YAAA CARWEEE.
Chapstick 12 IS UN ETS WAH.