Kikkie: chapter 11!

"Levi!" Hanji shouts as she walks over to the short captain who was sitting at his desk in his office doing paper work for his boss Erwin Smith. Hanji jumps on top of his desk; blowing away some of his paper work in the proses. The young looking man growled a little then asked:

"What do you want Shitty-glasses?" Levi asked as he picks up his paperwork.

"My parents have invited me to a ball that's being held in Sina. They also invited you!" Hanji says.

"I'm not going."

"why not?"

"your parents are evil."

"And if I arrange the letters of your name it will spell out evil, so you 3 have something in common!"

"I'm not going." Levi tells her. Hanji makes a loud huff. Levi backs his chair away from his desks a little; he then pats his leg, signaling Hanji to sit on his right knee. Hanji takes the hint and sits on his knee. When she is sated, Levi stares at her with his gleaming dark eyes. Hanji stares for a few minutes then looks down her feet. Levi smirks.

"I'll go, if you do me a favor." Levi offers to her. Hanji blushes and asked what it is.

(Armin)

"Papa Levi!? Momma Hanji!? Aunty Petra!? Uncle Oulo? Eld? Gunther?" Armin shouts throughout the castle but no response. Just as que, Eren enters the castle and smiles:

"No one home I see!" Eren says as he walks in by himself. Armin follows him.

"Yea, my castle really big!" Armin tells his boyfriend. The two walk up to Armin bedroom and sat on his bed. The first thing Eren notice when he entered Armin room was the many books lying around.

"You really love books Armin, don't you." Eren asks as he sat across Armin. Armin blushes at him and answers:

"Yes, yes I do." He answers. He leans into Eren face and gently kisses his lips. Eren kisses back but only to stop when he heard a loud shriek scream coming from down stairs. Armin gasps and jumps off his bed and runs out the room with Eren behind him. The two run down to the basement where they saw the most weirdest thing, Humanity strongest warrior standing on top of a chair and screaming like a little girl. Hanji was on top of an old trunk holding a broom.

"KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Levi was shouting on the top of his lungs while cringing to the wall for dear life.

"Levi it went under the bed! I can't kill it with a broom! WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO USE A BROOM!?" Hanji shouts.

"YOURS DUMBASS!" Levi shouted back. Armin and Eren stared at the two adults before Hanji notice the two kids standing there near the bars of the cell.

"Armin quick, go get me my blades!" Hanji shouts at the boy. Armin gives the two the most It's just a Roach look he could give. Don't get Armin, this has happened in the past but Levi or Hanji has acted this way about a roach before. Normally Levi will kill it with ease, he would get a little sick at the very sight of a roach but he would kill it with ease.

"Papa, I know you hate dirty things but you're kinda over reacting now." Armin says as he walks over to the bed that Hanji was standing on. He looks under the bed and something nearly bit his head off. Armin jumps on top of the bed with Hanji.

"What the hell is that!?" Armin screamed.

"Blame momma for this!" Levi tells Armin. "Hanji forgot to clean the kitchen and it attracted a roach the size of a marble!"

"That was no Marble! That was a fucking dog!" Armin says. "Why is it that big!?"

"OH! It went into my lab and ate some of my plant growth elixir and grew." Hanji says.

"huh…if it can make that thing grow imagine what it can do for Levi." Armin joked. Levi glared at the small blonde boy.

"Can we just kill it already?" He tells the two.

"I have a plan!" Hanji shouts.

(3 hours later)

"WHAT THE FUCK HANJI!?" Levi shouts as he runs around the house with a mob and a butcher's knife. Armin and Eren were in the attic killing baby roaches the size of dodge balls using metal bats. Hanji was in her lab trying to create a potion to stop the roach growth process.

"I'm almost done! Just give me a few more minutes!" Hanji shouts back at her short lover. Levi was killing roach by roach using the knife and broom. At the last second, Hanji creates the potion and starts spraying the house, the problem is…it was a stink bomb. The minute it went off all the roaches started to die but the castle started to smell like dog shit. Forcing the four to run out the house in a scurry retreat. On the way out the front door Hanji trips on a very thick book. She looks down to it and picks it up.

The Utopians civilization

Hanji looks at it strangle. She then puts it underneath her armpit then runs out the house with the boys.

(Hour later)

"So how did the how burn down again?" Petra asks her boss.

"it didn't burn down, it's just covered in toxic fumes." Levi tells her. Levi and his group are now renting a cottage located by the north side of Rose. Hanji and Armin are staying at Hanji parents mansion for a while. Levi sighed as he sat on his bed and looked up to the ceiling:

"So much for getting laid tonight."

Kikkie: chapter was short I know, hope you enjoyed and plz no bad comments!