I was re-reading the story and I realized that I got some of the facts wrong. Jasper was supposed to be near Bella when she got kicked out. But then I wrote that he was with Emmett. I'm just going to keep him with Emmett for the rest of the story.
Jasper POV
"I think we should make a new rule," I say.
"What is it?" Bella asks.
"Once someone gets kicked out you can't do what they just did to get kicked out." I tell them.
"So, no copying," Jake says.
"Yeah…" Why didn't I just say that? That makes it so much easier to explain.
"Sounds fair, I mean I will get kicked out first." Emmett says.
He can think what he wants, but I will be the first one kicked out.
Once we got into the park Emmett and I headed off to Frontier land. I love it here. I'm the best at the shooting because of my background.
"Hey do you want to ride Big thunder Mountain Railroad?" Emmett asks me.
"Sure" I still have to come up with a plan on how to get kicked out.
"So how do you plan on getting kicked out?" he asks me. We have a thirty minute wait.
"I don't know yet. How 'bout you" I say.
"I never give away my secrets."
"Fine" I stopped talking to him.
When we get to the front of the line we are offered the choice of sitting in the front or the back.
I wan to sit in the front but Emmett wants to sit in the back.
"The back is way cooler. It feels like you are in the air longer" I tell him.
The person working the line said we had to either go in the back or get out of line because we were causing a commotion.
We went to the back.
I am so happy I won the argument.
"Ahhhahhhh!" Emmett and I are screaming like little kids through out the entire ride.
At the end we got some strange looks from parents.
"Lighten up ma'am" I told one lady who said she lost her eardrums.
"Emmett I should really go"
"I think you are just too chicken to get wet"
"No I really-"
BZZZZ!
Our phones go off. Bella is already out. Before Emmett could respond I run.
I slow down in Fantasyland where I see Edward, Jake and Nessie.
Oh no Edward is coming over here.
I am being forced to babysit Nessie and her boyfriend/mutt.
"Fine, we are going to go on It's a Small World next." Renesmee tells me.
"What?" I can tell Jacob hates that ride.
"Yep let's go."
Nessie pulls me and Jacob toward the ride.
Rosalie texts us while we are in line.
I hear the song before I see the dolls.
I hate this ride. The song is so annoying. At least I'm not Edward. I am glad that I don't hear the song 24/7 after riding it. Wait I do! Stupid Emmett.
I begin to send out a wave of anger.
The boats begin to slow down. They stop half-way through the ride. The song keeps repeating and repeating itself. I am about to blow.
"Well I'm going to go. Don't follow me Jasper." Nessie says. She stands up with out rocking the boat.
"Hey what are you doing sit down!" one of the other passengers yells.
Nessie leaps across the small sliver of water. Jacob gets up and follows her.
An alarm sounds and the dolls stop moving. A security guard runs over.
"Miss, you can't leave the boat while the ride is in session."
"I'm sorry but I really have to go to the bathroom. And the ride was stopped when I stood up. We weren't moving."
He turns to Jake, "What are you doing out of the boat?"
"I um wanted to make sure she got to the bathroom safely."
"I'm not sure why he is following me. If anyone else did it would be copying." She shoots a look at me to make sure I won't follow them.
"Alright follow me, you two." The guard says.
Great no Edward is going to be mad at me.
At least the music stopped.
"It's a small, small world!"
DAMN!
I am walking through Tomorrow land when I hear a security guards walkie-talkie going off because some psycho was climbing Splash Mountain.
I ran to Emmett going down the giant drop.
I see the security guards escorting a happy Emmett away.
Twenty minutes later I get a text from…Edward?
What happened to Emmett?
I heard Alice sneaking up on me, but I'll let her have her fun.
"Hey cowboy" she whispers in my ear.
I turn around and say "Howdy darling" I snake my arms around her tiny waste.
"Jazzy do you want to watch the parade with me? It starts in five minutes."
"Anything for you"
We head over to the parade rout and sit down on an empty curb in front of a gift shop in Main Street.
"So how has your day been?" I ask her
"Good nothing to bad."
"That's good. Mine was okay. I went on Big Thunder Mountain railroad with Emmett."
"Oh yeah I heard he climbed Splash mountain." What does she mean heard? Didn't she see him before he did that? Whatever. I still love her.
Wait we have been here for longer then five minutes.
"Hey Alice the parade was supposed to start three minutes ago. Can you see what's taking so long?"
"Why do you not want to be here?"
"No I do I just want to make sure there is actually a parade." I kiss her cheek.
"Of course there is. Do you not see all the people around us?"
"I only see you."
"How sweet, I'll check"
"Jacob" She tells me. She must not be able to see the future.
"Oh that mutt. I wanted to watch the parade with my beautiful wife and he messed up everything."
She giggles.
"You know he will probably get kicked out be fore us."
"Who cares? As long as I get to spend some time with you."
Finally the parade starts. Alice snuggles closer to me and I hold her tighter.
As soon as the parade is over Alice kisses me on the cheeks and then runs away.
Alright well I guess I should find away to get kicked out.
I'm wandering around when I get Emmett's and Alice's texts that they are both kicked out.
I still have two hours until I am stuck with the bill.
How can I be kicked out?
Friends!
Last night Emmett and I were watching Friends.
I forget which one it was but I remember that Ross was kicked out for doing it with some chick in it's a small world.
I'll do that… but not all the way.
I get in It's a small world line for the second time.
I text Alice "I love only you" She will see what I am doing. And I don't want to break her.
There is a group of girls in front of me. I start talking to them. They all seem pretty ditzy.
We are all put into a boat together along with a family of three.
The ride stops in the first scene.
"Please stay inside the boat. There has been a disturbance up ahead."
After a couple minutes, I turn to the girl next to me.
"Hey do you want to get out of here?"
She nods her head.
I stand up.
"No we get leave" She says. What? I need her help to get kicked out.
"Fine. Come here."
I send lust to her. She sits on top of my and starts to kiss my neck. Eww! She is really grossing me out. I'm going to have to take a shower after this.
"Hey cut that out" The dad yells.
He starts yelling at us but the girl doesn't stop.
Soon a security guard comes over and escorts me and the girl off the ride.
We both fill out papers and we are both kicked out of the park for causing a disturbance of public display of affection.
Alice is at the gate.
She slaps the girl and then she slaps me.
"Why in hell did you do that for?" She yells.
"I had to get kicked out. I didn't want to get stuck with the bill" I tell her.
"You are such an idiot. The rules were who ever was the last in the park had to pay. You were the last one in the park so now you have to pay. And don't even think of using my money!"
"Alice. I love you. I didn't touch her. I am so sorry I forgot the rules." I wish I could send her a wave of forgiveness, but hat would only make her hate me more.
"We can make up later." She says, "Right now I need you to hold my bags."
"Yes ma'am"
We meet up with the rest of my family.
I hope they bought everything now so I won't have to pay too much next time.
NEXT VISIT
Third Person
"I can't believe we are here" Nessie squeals.
"We were just here last month." Jacob tells her.
"I know but this time we are a family."
Artie is doing his morning rounds at the front gate when he sees a group of people banned for life.
"Excuse me; I need al the men of your party to follow me." Artie says.
Rosalie notices that his name tag says "Artie, Senior Security"
"Why do you need them?' Bella asks.
"These men look similar to guests that were kicked out last month. We need to check to make sure they are not the same criminals. If they are not they will be escorted back to your party. But I need them to all follow me to security."
"Not the jail" Emmett yells.
They all follow Artie thinking they will be able to lie their way out.
"They should have worn Costumes" Alice says.
The girls all laughed and walked into the park.
THE END
Thank you to everyone who stayed loyal to me. I hope everyone enjoyed this story. I owned nothing. Please if you try to get kicked out (I suggest you don't) do not blame me. I'm not even sure if any of this will happen.
I did get Jasper's Idea from FRIENDS. I love that show.
Thank you so much!
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