This is where the normal greeting is so…HI! This is All Guy Konoha High!
We're so glad you could join us today!
Gaara: Who is this we're? You are not to include me in your twisted story.
Me: Of course!
Anyways, thank you to everyone who has reviewed! We… (Yes you too Gaara!) Love you all so much! I'm sorry I didn't update sooner, I was traveling for three weeks and didn't get a chance! And then I came home and…and…Dammit! It's Gaara's fault!
Gaara: No it's not. She just ran out of excuses.
Me: I got a death note to update………from my own best friend………who lives very near me………shit!
(Ahem, announcer voice)
Now the moment most of you have been waiting for…
GAARA AND SAKURA'S DATE…or the chapter for their…ahem…date…I guess…
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto then I would have a box of Goldfish…DAMN, I do have a box of Goldfish! Never mind, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
WARNING: PERVERTED scenes! So yays for all the fan girls! Also guys dressed as girls!
Recap:
Sakura turned her head, "I don't care, like you said he didn't even touch a phonebook so as far as I'm concerned he trusted and believed in me." Neji and Sasuke stopped with shock and gloom written all over them.
Gaara looked back at his friends and smirked.
'He knew that would happen all along!' Sasuke and Neji both thought. "GAARA YOU BASTARD! LIKE HELL WE'RE NOT SPYING ON YOUR DATE!"
"Do it and die…" Gaara shouted at them from a distance.
"FINE! It's a date!"
End recap Chapter 11: Gaara's Date! Truths revealed!
Kimimaro stormed off towards his mother's car furious. He was so close to beating that girl; if she hadn't had help from her three…three puppies then she would have been dead. He punched the wall, cracking it a little; trying to control his anger.
Turning the corner sharply he slammed into a wide figure almost losing his balance, "Watch where you're going!" He shouted opening his eyes to see the damn thing blocking his way. Calming down he realized who it was, frowning; however rage was still present on his face.
"What do you want Kisame?" He asked sharply crossing his arms.
Kisame smiled somewhat less drunk than normal. He stepped aside revealing Itachi holding a large light brown sack.
Kimimaro sighed annoyingly. He didn't have anything against his classmates, they were just annoying sometimes. He used to hang out with them until Itachi started to become boss; that was when he quit and started to focus more on his bloodline abilities.
"I should have known. Wherever there's a follower the leader is soon to be close by." He looked at Kisame then at Itachi referring to them. Sasori and Deidara were seen around the corner as they walked up.
"Hello Kaguya." Itachi said with a serious smile printed on his face. "We couldn't help but see that you have something against our dear friend Sakura."
"Yeah, what about it?" He asked practically growling at her name.
Itachi coughed closing his eyes slowly. "Well, it's just that we don't like our friends to be the target of one of the best Taijutsu users in the school. We're willing to make a deal with you to stop this little…war."
Kimimaro eyed the sack questioningly. Now it was coming together, "Sorry, I don't take bribes. Nor can I get paid off. Nice try." With that he waved his hand and walked off until someone grabbed the collar of his shirt slamming him onto the wall. "What the fuck!" He yelled opening his eyes to meet red spinning ones.
"Listen to me Kaguya. Like I said before, we don't like our friends to be targeted by others so I suggest you either take the bribe or deal with us." Itachi clenched his hands tighter around his collar glaring at him, the once fake smile gone showing no signs of return.
"ITACHI YOU HAVE TO HELP US!"
Sasuke and Neji appeared yelling and screaming running towards them like crazy however, they stopped running when Itachi quickly turned his face to stare at them, the same dark look that he expressed towards Kimimaro still showing. The two stopped yelling seeing this warning.
Sasuke looked at the calm Kimimaro (T.T) still in Itachi's grasp, "What the hell is going on?" He questioned, thinking the same thing as Neji.
Kimimaro grabbed the hands on his shirt and unclenched himself straitening his shirt in the process. He grabbed the brown sack and walked away without a care, "Whatever." He said leaving the rest.
"Okay then Bye!" Itachi (: D) shouted completely switching attitudes. The rest of the group smiling as if nothing had happened. Kisame (XD) even looked liked his normal drunken self, aww isn't that nice. Itachi turned towards the two wide mouthed young men, "So what can we do for you guys?"
"………………"
"What, you need my help to spy on Sakura and Gaara's date because he tricked you into calling Kimimaro's mom?" (Notice the change in name. It's not KAGUYA anymore, it's…KIMIMARO!)
"I…guess…" Neji said shaking off the shock. "Can you give us a ride?"
Itachi smiled as Sasori and Deidara walked away smiling; Kisame stood there not caring what he would do.
"Oh, I'll do more than give you two a ride."
Sasuke and Neji both stepped a few feet back from the now crackling Itachi. And from Kisame…who was chasing a yellow butterfly, then again it might have been a pink elephant. Yes, he is that drunk.
AAAGGGKKKHHH
Gaara sat on his bed looking at the bathroom door in frustration. His legs were crossed as well as his arms; yes, he was in the practical Naruto thinking position. He could not think for the death of him where to go for their date.
He had a few minutes before Sakura would be done with her shower…in his shower; he smirked at the thought. Yes, that very same shower that Sakura (ahem) accidentally stumbled on to his lips in.
Anyways, getting back to the real issue at hand, where the hell was he supposed to take her. Sure, he knew exactly what to wear and say but picking a place was too hard. He groaned loudly slamming his head on the nightstand next to his bed.
He was wearing a black dress shirt with a blood red shirt on the inside that matched his hair. His pants were normal black pants with a small black chain on the side connecting to his wallet.
"Wow, don't you look hot!"
Gaara froze looking up to see Sakura watching him with wide amused eyes. She was wearing a short black simple dress. Not the tight kind that you would wear to a club. Just, simple Sunday dress.
He glared at her as she started laughing. He sighed than stood up walking slowly to her, "Are you ready?" 'As long as she doesn't ask where we're going I'll be fine.'
She excitedly shook her head yes, "Yep! Where we going!"
'…DAMMIT!'
"Gaara?"
"It's a surprise." He grabbed her hand and walked out the door. As soon as they reached outside they jumped on the motorcycle and took off towards god knows where.
AGKH
"Okay, this is the plan!" Itachi yelled in a whispering tone.
Sasuke and Neji rolled their eyes as Itachi pulled out a large chart setting it on a stand. He pulled out a laser and pointed it at a stick figure that looked like Sasuke.
He coughed, "Alright this is how we-""Leader, why is Kisame here?"
Itachi glared as he flashed the laser into Neji's eyes making him scream from the bright burning light.
"AHH! WHY MUST MY EYES ALWAYS SUFFER! THE LIGHT! IT BURNSSS!"
"Excuse me but teacher is talking!"
Neji sniffed trying to hold back from crying; rubbing his now red eyes. Just imagine Neji with a teary baby face about to cry. So cute! Cho Kawaii!
"Now, while Gaara and Sakura sit and eat in the restaurant we spy on them to see his next move. Gaara wouldn't dare do anything in public to her, so he'll probably take action somewhere else…maybe even on the motorcycle…" he nodded off taping his index finger on his lip.
"I'm pretty sure he wouldn't try anything on a motorcycle…that's unsafe. Not to mention one more traffic ticket for him and his license gets suspended." Sasuke inwardly crackled, 'Oh yeah, no more driving for Gaara! Jackass, because of him I never got my license.'
"YES! YES, I've finally got my license!" Sasuke smiled big holding the little plastic paper. Finally Gaara couldn't rub it in that he could drive and Sasuke couldn't.
Just as Sasuke got in his brand new blue car, his dear friend Gaara raced into the parking lot in a black car crashing into everything. A stop sign flew into the air crashing into the middle of Sasuke's car almost hitting slicing him in his manhood.
5 seconds later
"BUT IT WAS GAARA! I DIDN'T EVEN START THE ENGINE IF MY CAR!" Sasuke yelled at the police officer as he stood there handing him a ticket.
"Yeah, Yeah. Then how'd you get that stop sign in your car?" The police officer questioned not believing the crazy teenage boy.
"GAARA DID IT!" He practically clawed his own eyes out. He looked at Gaara standing a few feet away. Devil horns and tail appeared. "LOOK AT HIM!"
"Sure he did. Mr. Gaara can't even drive a car." The officer looked at Gaara, angel wings showing. "That's it give me your license!"
"Yep, that was the day I was sent to jail. That old cowboy song playing all the way there." Sasuke looked at the stars shining sky.
Neji looked at Itachi a little concerned about Mr. Cowboy. "What the hell is he talking about", he whispered into Itachi's ear while giving Sasuke one of those 'happy smiles'.
"Oh he's just thinking about the clown at his eighth birthday party! I told him just because the clown snuck under his bed and tried to kill him at night doesn't mean that aliens are any safer!" Itachi smiled waving his hand with a small chuckle
"That makes no sense!" Neji whispered in a loud, itchy voice.
"I know!" Itachi covered his mouth trying extremely hard to hold in his laughter.
AGKH
We now join Gaara and Sakura as they enter the movie theater. Though the common way to do things on a date is dinner then a movie, Sakura decided to got to a movie first…then torture Gaara later. Yes, Mwhaha Sakura is taking Gaara to a da, da, dum ………HORROR MOVIE!
If you don't remember, which you probably don't because it's taken me forever to update but, Gaara gets excited or 'aroused' when he sees a horror movie. So being the angel that Sakura is she decided that getting him excited then giving him so vocal sexual harassment, should keep her entertained for a long time!
Anyways the two finally reached the front of the ticket booth after a long annoying line. Sakura smiled lowering her head to tell the guy the movie, "Two tickets for High School's Hunted Dormitory!" She smiled feeling the cold breath of Gaara's now frozen stiff body.
"S-Sakura…Not that movie…"
"Aw, why not that movie?" She pouted giving Gaara a baby face. Oh yeah, this was going to be fun.
He gulped as his cheeks became slightly red, 'Is she trying to seduce me?'
"Does it matter? It's working isn't it?" Shukaku stated as a perverted grin fell upon his face.
'Yeah, but that's not good! Plus we're going to a horror movie.'
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Well, good luck controlling yourself! Remember, sand doesn't prevent babies, rubber-'
'You sick bastard!' And with that Gaara's so called inner demon disappeared.
"Gaara?" Sakura looked at him worried.
"Hn." He shook his head snapping back to reality. "Uh sure, whatever."
"YAY! Then let's go see the movie!"
'Shit, I forgot what we were talking about."
As she grabbed his hand to take a happy step, they were stopped by the ticket patrol. Um, whoever those people are that look at your ticket and tell you where to go. They're always mean to me.
"I'm sorry miss," he said while holding out his hand to stop the two. "This movie is sold out."
'YES! Somebody does love me!' Gaara inwardly smiled as he looked towards the heavens. Happy music played in his head as a chibi version of him skipped in a circle. However, his happy moment ended as he looked towards Sakura.
"What do you mean the movies sold out", she said in a sad tone. "The man at the booth said…" she trailed off with teary eyes.
At this point Gaara inwardly slammed his head on the wall, 'Damn, I really am falling for this girl!"
Watching Gaara as he thought, Sakura could only smirk with satisfaction. Fake tears would sure persuade him to go to that movie. In this game she was the pro, ah the poor sucker he never saw it coming.
Gaara growled as he grabbed the man's shirt collar. "What the Hell do you mean 'the movies sold out'?" The guy shook with fright as the red haired demon glared icy cold daggers into the man's petrified face.
"Um…w-we don't have any room in the theater s-sir!"
Gaara glared deeper, "I suggest you make room." He let go of the pathetic guy's shirt and after a brave salute he fled off the find seats for the two.
In a mere few minutes the two of them were seated in the back row; popcorn, drinks, and candy (gummy worms for Sakura) was delivered for free. The whole back row was sold out, with the exception of four mysterious people in the far right corner.
Speaking of the four mysterious people in the corner, two of them were watching Gaara's movement like a tiger…or another fierce animal in which would watch something closely, you know the one!
"What's he doing now Sasuke?" Neji asked while pushing Sasuke's head forward to see the red haired demon.
"Stop pushing my head and I'll tell you!" Sasuke growled while pushing Neji away.
"Shhhh, this is the best part of the movie." Itachi whispered shoveling a hand full of popcorn into his mouth. His eyes glued to the screen. Kisame, well he just smiled and looked pretty…as he tried to eat the yellow butterfly shaped popcorn. Yes, let us all believe it was popcorn. (Shifty eyes)
Sasuke glared at his childish brother, "Are you really watching this?"
"Yep, this is the part when her shirt gets torn off revealing everything!" (They're watching horror movie porn!)
"…"
Both of the young gentlemen watched the screen closely. VERY closely (O.O) While Itachi, given the fact that he had seen the movie several times, laughed and patted his brother's head. 'Aw, my little brother. Hmm, this gives me an idea for later on!'
Meanwhile, back with our two dating birds!
Sakura closed her eyes as the killer in the movie started to slice and hack everything. She slowly opened them trusting that the killing had stopped but snapped them shut when a loud chainsaw sounded off.
Gaara, on the other hand was actually…doing the same. However, not because he was scared, it was more like he was getting turned on.
Sweat rolled down his forehead as he grabbed both of the arm rests. 'Damn, Damn, must…not…look…at...screen!' As he breathed in and out calming his jumping hormones; suddenly Sakura grabbed onto his arm as the young girl in the movie screamed. His eyes widened as he looked at Sakura.
She looked at him with childlike eyes, her eyelashes slowly opening and closing, "Gaara-kun, I'm scared." 'MWHAHA! I'm so evil! I can't believe he's actually falling for this!'
Gaara gulped…LOUDLY as his pants seemed to tighten. 'Shit. Shit. SHIT!' He shook his head as he tried to calm himself, "Okay Sakura, i-if you're to scared, w-we can leave." He stood up to make a run for it, but she grabbed his arm slamming him back into the seat.
"Sakura…Why!" He said below a whisper, unable for Sakura to hear.
She smiled and looked back at the screen, "Oh, I'm not scared anymore. I guess it was all the blood that scared me."
"b-blood?" he squeaked out. 'FUCK!'
"Yep. It's everywhere. See." She pointed at the screen, however Gaara refused to look. He just kept focus on her. Trying his best not to let his eyes wander down her body.
Sasuke hissed as he watched Gaara, "That sick bastard is eyeing her up and down! Neji look!" He nudged Neji's arm, though all he got back was nothing. "Neji?"
"Shhh! The movies still on!" Neji said slurping his drink.
Sasuke just rolled his eyes, continuing to watch Gaara.
An hour later the movie was over and everyone had left the theater given the exception of two people in the back seat; a demon, and a red haired guy. Also, the four people that were hidden behind a row of seats.
"Gaara are you alright?" Sakura smiled, knowing exactly why he couldn't move. "Do you need help getting up?" She stood in front of him with a worried (cough:fake:cough) frown.
"NO!" He shouted still griping the seat.
Sakura inwardly smirked. Once again, the little angel Sakura had a brilliant idea. No, it wasn't to solve world hunger. And no, it wasn't to bring world peace. She was much to smart for those things; in fact her idea would bring little devils to shame. Such as the one sitting in front of her.
She walked closer to him; making his eyes widen slightly. She slowly moved her legs on each side of his legs and sat on his lap. "Are you sure about that?" She asked him in a sexy voice, looking directly into his eyes.
"Aw, so that's her game! You lucky bastard!' Shukaku smirked and yelled while doing the cancan. 'Na, Na na-na-na-na, Na, Na, na-na-na-na', etc…. (Cancan song)
'What are you talking about!' Gaara yelled at his inner self trying to get the idea of a huge demon in a skimpy red dress out of his head.
"You don't see it! She's playing a game with you! She so wants it!"
'…wants what?' Gaara growled not trusting his perverted self.
"You'll see, just play along with her!" With that Shukaku did the cancan with a whole bunch of girls till they disappeared from sight. Probably going to France or somewhere where they can be admired for doing the cancan. Ah yes, we all dream! Even demons! (I mean look at Aion, he just wants to rule the world and maybe kill all humans, nothin wrong with that! )
Gaara took the information with a smirk, "I don't know Sakura, do you really think you can help me?" He brushed his lips against her cheek causing her to slightly blush. She wasn't expecting him to return the perverted attitude.
"Actually, you can help me." He licked her bottom lip, causing her to gasp. "I think I have something on my face." With that he deeply kissed her.
Meanwhile…the four 'ninja' spies sat 6 rows away from the make out scene. Making sure they weren't seen they sat on the floor.
Neji watched with a horrified face, "That's disgusting!" He whispered in a loud tone.
"I know! This is disgusting! Don't they ever clean this thing!"
Neji looked at Sasuke with a questioning look plastered on his face. "What are you talking about?"
"The floor! Look at it!" he pointed at the floor that had crumbs and liquid all over it.
Neji just raised an eyebrow, "So?"
Sasuke gave him a shocked 'how can you not see' face, "It's sticky!"
"That's what he said she said!" Itachi and Kisame shouted in a funny/female/creepy voice.
Neji shuddered, shaking his head, "Come on let's get a closer look!" He crawled past Sasuke as the others followed him. As they moved closer an angry moan left Sasuke.
"I just put my hand in gum and butter popcorn!"
"This is so dramatic!" Neji and…a still disgusted by the floor Sasuke looked over at Itachi who had excited eyes, "It's almost as dramatic as the time I saw Sasori try out for that broad way show!"
"HEY SA…sori?" Itachi said stopping as he entered Sasori's room. His eyes widened when he saw Sasori in a stage outfit and a cane. Makeup was all around him.
"Oh, um, hey Itachi. Wha-what are you doing here?" Sasori asked, slowly putting the powder makeup down.
"I was looking for my red marker…b-but if you want to use it for, I don't know, lipstick perhaps y-you can!" he shook his hands in front of him, "I-I just want you to know we will always be friends. And I always support your decision!"
"Oh shut up Itachi!" Sasori appeared at the entrance pointing an accused finger at Itachi and shouting, "We were five and it was only one time!"
"But, all that makeup…it was just so weird." Itachi stated dramatically.
"Says the guy who wears purple sparkle nail polish." Sasuke whispered to everyone who giggled.
"Hey! That is not true!" Itachi yelled trying to get everyone to shut up as he pointed at Sasuke, "It's maroon and it's not sparkling!" At that moment the nail sparkled just like when Lee does his famous pose 'ching'.
"So what play were you in?" Neji asked causing Deidara, who now appeared next to Kisame, to laugh loudly making everyone 'shhh' him for being to loud. After that he just giggled with his hand over his mouth.
"…Um, I was in the play 'Guys and dolls'." Sasori whispered while looking away in shame.
"………"
Everything was silent, until a cough was heard from Itachi, "Moving on…where is Gaara and Sakura?"
"They're making out in the storeroom closet," said Kakashi as he appeared sitting in one of the chairs, reading his all too famous book.
"OH YEAH!" Jiraiya appeared next to him giving thumbs up, "You can see what they're doing in the next issue of Icha Icha Paradise!"
Meanwhile…
In the dark storeroom closet Gaara and Sakura were kissing like MAD PEOPLE! As he planted kisses down her neck, a growl was heard.
"Uh. Gaara…I'm hungry."
"Yeah, I'm hungry to Sakura." He said taking the wrong meaning, he licked her neck.
"No, I'm hungry for food. Let's get something to eat!" She smiled as an inner moan was heard from Gaara making her giggle.
"Fine." He said with a sigh, "Where do you want to go?"
Sakura smiled at him like a child, "Rainbow Monkey Café-"
"Never mind I'll pick." Gaara stated quickly grabbing her hand and opening the door. When they took two steps put the door, they were caught by the same guy that told them the movie was sold out.
Gaara glared at him and the guy shook with fright remembering their first encounter. "Where's that popcorn dammit solider!" Gaara shouted at the guy.
"Right away sir!" the teen shouted back running for his life.
"And don't forget the butter," Sakura shouted after him as Gaara just smirked at her.
As the two walked to the exist, Sasuke and Neji existed the move theater. "There they are!" Sasuke shouted as they also started to run to the door. As the two reached the door, they collided with the movie worker causing popcorn to fly in the air.
"DAMN!" "SHIT!" They both fell to the floor with a bang.
With loud yelling coming from a theater room, theAkatsuki members walked out of the theater stopping as they saw the two on the ground. Itachi walked over to his little brother, "Ya know Sasuke, butter does wonders for your hair." He grabbed a handful of popcorn that had planted itself on the raven head.
"Jackass." Sasuke murmured gritting his teeth.
AAAGGGKKKHHH
"Does this place serve spicy food?" Sakura asked as the two were seated and given menus.
"Yes, this restaurant is very common in my village. Though, they only have one place here." He looked up and down the menu.
"How much spicy food can you handle?" She questioned also looking at the menu, though not paying attention to it. She was paying more attention to the hot demon in front of her.
He looked up from his menu, giving her a smirk, "Probably more then you."
She did the same as him, except her smirk was wider, "Oh really? Is that a challenge?"
"Only if you can take it…"
Meanwhile, yes we know who is watching.
"THAT'S SICK!"
"What is it now Sasuke? Did you put your hand in gum again?" Neji asked rolling his eyes while looking at his dramatic friend.
"No, I'm talking about Sakura and Gaara's flirting." He said while rubbing his hand on a leaf to get the gum off making sure Neji didn't see him do it. "Anyways, where are Itachi and the others?"
Both looked left and right until Neji pointed in the direction of the restaurant, "There!"
"Dammit, they're eating at the table next to Gaara and Sakura!" Sasuke yelled while slapping his forehead.
"Quick! Get the costumes!" Neji shouted pointing in no direction in particular.
AGKH
"Neji, I understand that the costume shop may have run out of a few costumes. I'll even take the fact that was this was the only wig left…"
"Then why are you so mad?" Neji asked while brushing his top hat off.
"You didn't let me finish!" He gritted his teeth, "Why did you have to get me THE PINK DRESS!" Sasuke was dressed in a pink dress -with lipstick-; he also wore a long curly blonde wig.
"You just be glad they didn't have a shorter dress." Neji said clicking his teeth and winking at Sasuke. (He's just making fun of him; he's not hitting on him!)
Sasuke turned red with anger, "Bastard!" Neji was wearing a suit and top hat with a fake brown mustache.
In the background yells say 'Chug, Chug, Chug!' were heard in the background. The Akatsuki members plus some waitress & waiter were cheering Sakura and Gaara on while they drank loads of hot sauce and peppers smashed together.
When Gaara was the first to slam his glass down everyone cheered. "Told ya Sakura, I can take anything hot!" He folded his arms proudly.
"Except Sakura herself!" Itachi stated as he put a hand on Gaara's shoulder as the others made 'ohh' sounds.
Gaara turned slightly looking at Itachi, "What the hell are you doing here?" He glared at the as the laughter stopped and Itachi froze.
"Um…our hats hide our identity."
Gaara and Sakura tilted their heads to the side, "Wha-" Before Gaara could finish all the Akatsuki members had their traditional hats and cloaks on and were in a line. Sakura and Gaara looked at each other and then back; however the members were not there anymore.
"…o……k then. Um, how about we head back to the school." Gaara asked turning around to face Sakura.
She nodded, "Alright!"
"AKATSUKI COWARDS!"
Sakura turned her head to find where the voice had risen from, "Didn't that sound like Sasuke?" They both looked at a weird couple who froze when they were spotted.
A 'lady' with blonde hair and a pink dress shook her hand motioning them to not worry. The man next to 'her' just coughed properly as if he were making a business deal.
"Oh don't mind us." Sasuke, er- I mean the 'lady' said with a very female voice. "Me and my hubby are just getting something to eat before we have to go home to the little ninja babies." 'She' then laughed a loud annoying laugh.
"Come now hubby! We mustn't keep nanny waiting!" With another laugh the two left the restaurant; the lady shook her hips all the way.
AGKH
"You know what Gaara?" Sakura began as he wrapped his hand with hers making her blush slightly. "It's amazing how this park suddenly appeared as we walk back to the school."
Gaara nodded slightly, "It's also weird how my bike got destroyed…"
"MWHAHAHA! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING MY CHANCE FOR A LICENSE!" Sasuke yelled while hitting and smashing Gaara's bike with a stop sign like a mad man.
Neji just watched patting his friend on the shoulder, "Dude…Sasuke, let it go. Those clowns and aliens are never coming back…just give it up."
Sasuke stopped and gave Neji a weird look, "What?"
"How are you going to get that fix?" Sakura asked looking at him as they continued to walk.
"Eh, I'll fix it later," He shrugged.
When they came into a clearing a loud snap was heard in one of the close by bushes. Hearing this Gaara quickly grabbed two kunai and threw it. A loud 'OW' was heard and two figures arose from the spot.
"Are you trying to kill us Gaara!" Sasuke shouted with a small cut on the right cheek; Neji had a similar cut on the left cheek. Both were pissed.
"You shouldn't have been following us everywhere!" He glared daggers into them as they flinched for a second.
"Y-You knew we were there?" Neji asked thinking the same as Sasuke.
"Of course!" Gaara shouted anger present in his voice, "Your chakra wasn't covered at all! Not to mention those pathetic outfits!"
"Excuse me, but I looked damn good in that dress!" Sasuke shouted. Sakura tilted her head to the side, "That was you Sasuke? I had no idea!" Her eyes grew with amazement.
Ignoring her comment Gaara growled, "I told you guys not to follow us! If I wasn't busy in the movie theater with Sakura I would have killed you there!"
"Gaara." Sakura said blushing shaking her hand in embarrassment.
"Sakura it's not fair." Neji said with sad eyes towards her. He frowned as she looked in his direction. Her face became worried.
"What's not fair Neji?" She asked slowly taking a step towards them. A few seconds of silence past. Both Sasuke and Gaara knew what he was refering to however, they didn't dare answer. Finally after a few more moments he comtinued.
"Sakura we all have a secret. It…It's about you."
"I still don't understand!" Sakura shouted more serious, she walked towards Neji and Sasuke however Gaara put his hand out to stop her still facing the other two.
Gaara inwardly sighed, "Look Sakura, we've talked to Ino about it and…"
"And?" She asked her eyes pleading for him to continue.
"We all like you." Sasuke finished for him. Sakura's face went blank as she gave a warm smile, "I like you guys too!"
"No." Neji said with a small smile at her innocence. Even if she acted perverted she truly wasn't, more like a small child trying to act tuff and brave.
"Sakura…we love you."
MWHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I bet you guys hate me! I'll try to update very soon! Maybe after I update my other Naruto fic.
Okay three things! Please check out these three Naruto Stories! My friends wrote them (except for the last one) and I hope you read them, they're very good!
The Darkest Murder by FaLeNAnGeL777
Broken by squeaky15
Toy of the Akatsuki by Me (MerodiPansa)
Alright, as we say at the end of all the chapters
Gaara:…………………we?
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