OK, SO I have heard that some people found my last chapter somewhat. . .depressing. So here is the next chapter to make up for the sadness of the last! Enjoy.

It was like having a bed, with no blankets, it just did not add up. This was the same thing with Eric and Calleigh right now. Here Eric was, walking down the halls of CSI, and Calleigh was at home, probably sound asleep. It had been about a week since she had gotten out of the hospital, and she had been sleeping ever moment the baby would let her, or the urge to drive back to work decreased. He was about to walk into the break room, when Horatio walked up to him.

"Hey Eric," He simply stated.

"Hello H, what's up?"

"I was just wondering about Calleigh." Eric looked up from folder and arched an eye brow at his boss.

"Why?"

"Because our fill-in ballistics expert was shot in the job today. He is OK. . .we think. . . but he will be out for a month." H said, and Eric smiled.

"How many people have you told?"

"None, I Thought that it might be a treat for people to come in looking for Marge, but finding their blond ballistics expert there instead. We could sneak her through the back door, and I will go sign her in."

"Well, she has been talking about going back to work for a while now, but I must warn you, she is very tired, and needs a lot of sleep."

"Tell her the break room is all her's, and that will be why you will be watching her every move, just in case she is a bit sloppy, all though I really doubt that is going to happen, that girl is a perfectionist!"

"True. OK, I will call her." They said goodbye, and he ran out to his hummer. He pressed one, and put it up to his ear.

"Hello?"

"Hey baby. How are you feeling?"

"Fine. I wish I could be out more, it is like this baby is begging for it!" They both chuckled, and Eric cleared his throat.

"Well, today is your lucky day. Marge, the guy who is filling in for you, got shot, so they want you to come in. I will be there all the time, and you can take a break when ever you want." Calleigh gasped, and you could hear her body get off the couch.

"I will, I can't wait to go see Natalia!" She sqeeled. "are you coming to pick me up?"

"Yes, I will be right there. Just throw on some sweats, and a t-shirt, and I wil be there in 20."

"OK, See you then."

ECECECEC

Horatio was waiting at the back door, where Eric had explained that they were going to sneak in. As the hummer pulled up, Horatio's smile grew as he saw the two of them pull up, and Calleigh in the front seat. He quietly chuckled to himself as he saw what a gentleman Eric was for this women. He jumped out of his side, and ran to her's, lifting her body from the steep step she would normally have to make. They walked up to him, hand in hand, but she broke apart to give him a big hug.

"Nice to see you Calleigh," He commented. She smiled at him with class, and went back to Eric. "OK, So you two will go in the ballistics lab, and just be talking, and I will take some of the bullets from my gun, and give them to Natalia and Ryan to take to ballistics, but they have no clue it's you. So just follow along, and I will see you in about ten minutes." Horatio said, and they walked there own ways.

ECECECEC

"Hey, you two, could you please take these bullets to ballistics?" H asked as he walked into the break room, where Ryan and Natalia were sitting side by side on a couch.

"Sure, but- Hey, are these not the kind we use at CSI?" Natalia questioned. Horatio removed his sunglasses, and looked at them.

"Indeed they are."

"Then what are you saying? That we might have a dirty cop on our team."

"That is what we need to find out before it is too late." he put on his sunglasses and walked off.

They walked all the way down the hall, soon approaching the closed door to the ballistics lab. The two looked at each other, and shrugged, Ryan walking up to the door and twisting the handle, it was open. They walked in, but saw something that could ruin at least three peoples lives. . .

Meanwhile (while H was talking to Ryan And Natalia)

"We should do something to really spook them." Calleigh said, as she pulled her blond hair out of her face.

"What do you have in mind?"

"Well, you know how Horatio told us he told everybody a new fill in was in the lab? Well, from three Halloween's ago, I was a Gothic ballistics expert, and I had this black, short wig and a lab coat with the name S. Neel on it? Well, I am gonna put them on, take off my pants,(she will be covered by the lab coat) and I am so pale I bearly recognize me. And then you are going to make out with me."

"Exuse me?"

"Yeah. I mean, It will be awesome to see there faces, and I have a camera's in here for security, so we will. Come on, it will be fun." She put the rest of her clothes the box she got the costume from. "And say hello to Sarah. But you have to say my name while you are kissing me, what ever you do, don't say Calleigh." The last thing she did was take off her ring, and replace it with one of her grandmothers rings. "And you have to act guilty. Like you have just been caught doing a murder. And take off your shirt so it looks like we are really getting into it."

"But Cal, they will know it's you because you are pregnant." Eric warned as he took off his shirt.

"Not if I have anything to do with it." She smiled evilly and closed the door.

"What if Horatio finds out about this? We are going to be screwed."

"No, When you were in the bathroom, I called him. He says that it has been a long time since somebody has pulled a good prank around here, and he also sent Maine down too. He and Frank are going to come." She ran and closed the door, and they stood there and waited. Calleigh looked to different. A pair of short short pajama pants were showing under her coat, and the thick, short black hair with bangs looked different on her. Not a bad different, but just different. After a couple of minutes, Eric peeked out of the closed blinds, and saw Natalia and Ryan coming, with Maine not far behind. Horatio and Frank were seen in the distance, anticipating the reactions.

"Show time." He said, and she got on the counter. She wrapped her legs around his body, and he put his arms around her upper back. And there faces came together, and they started to make out, right their in the lab. Then they heard the door creek open. . .

Now.. .

"What in the world? Why are all the lights off?" Natalia asked, and Ryan turned them all on, but what they all saw, horrified them. "What th Hell?.?.?.? Eric?" Eric and Calleigh broke apart. "Eric, what are you doing with his woman?" She yelled, and Maxine came running in.

"It's not what it looks like. . . "

"Oh, then tell me what it is. Because from here, it looks like you are making out with this goth chick. What is your name anyway?" Ryan yelled.

"My name is Sarah, I am filling in for Calleigh Duquense. I was requested to come here by my husband." Calleigh answered, making her accent disappear, and turn into a dull one.

"Well who is your husband? Because he is going to be mad when he finds out your cheating on him." Maxine yelled. They were all outraged with both Eric and this phyco bitch.

"He won't be mad, because I am not cheating on him. This is my husband!" Everybody gasped.

"Calleigh?" Ryan asked.

"No you loser. Why the hell would I be Calleigh? She is at home sick. . remember? No, Eric and I have been married for five years. I am now pregnant with our second child. Here is our first. Annabelle Neel Delko. Isn't she just precious?" she handed them a picture of a tanned skin, brown eyed little girl.

"Well Sarah, You can't be Calleigh. Your skin is too white, your eye's are black," she must have popped contacts in while Eric was turned around. It was harder for him to notice in the dark. . .but now. "So that means Delko You two timer Retard. How the hell do you live your life knowing that you have to wives, two kids, and are in love with two women?"

"What?" Calleigh asked, shock in her voice. "Eric is that true?"

"Yes it is. He has been married for just less than a month to this Calleigh Duquesne." Ryan yelled. "And I think that Calleigh should know the truth." he pulled out his phone and pressed two, placing it up to his ear after. Eric looked at Calleigh with fear, but she was showing none. As the phone rang in Ryans phone, it didn't in Calleigh's. She must have put it on silence, smart girl. Natalia looked at Ryan, and he looked shook his head, and started to leave a message. "Hey Calleigh, it's Ryan, you must be asleep. I know this is going to make you horrified, but did you know that Eric is married with a daughter, and a coming baby? So your husband has two babies coming. Call me back. Bye."

The team was about to cal back, when Calleigh called to them with her dull voice. They turned back and rolled their eye's.

"What?"

"Here. . " She puled out her new cell phone, because her old one burned up in the fire. And then she pushed some buttons, and turned the phone around, putting it on speaker.

"Hey Calleigh, it's Ryan, you must be asleep. I know this is going to make you horrified, but did you know that Eric is married with a daughter, and a coming baby? So your husband has two babies coming. Call me back. Bye."

"What the hell?" Natalia asked. "That was Ryan's last call to. . . Oh My God. . .Calleigh?" Calleigh smiled and pulled off the wig, letting her blond hair flow down her back. Maxine ran up and hugged her, followed by Natalia. "Calleigh your back."

"Yes I am. .. now what time is it? Because I just came here to put some of my stuff away, and then I was going home."

"Ok, well it is six, our time off. See you tomorrow Calleigh, Eric." After a wave, they all walked off and got ready to go home for the night.

OK, I hoped you enjoyed this, but I must warn you, the next three chapters are not going to be funny. It is going to be somewhat similar to the last chapter, but not quite. I should have it up by tomorrow at six (Alberta time). Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, Life updates:

I went shopping today, and got like ten pounds of candy, and I have eaten most of it!! And now I am really hyper!! Yeah!!!!!

Tomorrow is CSI DAY!! But I can't watch it due to stupid swimming stuff!

It is pretty early still. . only ten pm, so I am good.

I am hungry!

OK, next chapter up soon!