Kai never seemed to be that prominent of a Shaolin monk, but hey, at least he has a voicemail!
This is Kai, of the Shaolin monks. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
You have ten unheard messages.
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You're good with the Khukri. I've never seen someone carve a training dummy up so quickly with that particular weapon.
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Markus called and told me that Lord Raiden had nearly shorted out one of his machines. Please give him a call and make sure his cell phone was not destroyed by the discharge.
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Jade... I know I have been calling people recently about Tanya, but I could use something to help take my mind off of that wench... Would you be interested in coming with me to a hamburger restaurant tomorrow evening?
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I know you said no on helping me with motion-capture, but would ya at least be willing to take a role in the movie? We need extras that can actually fight!
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You need body armor... I'd be willing to hook you up with a friend of mine, if you're interested.
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Being that we are now blood sisters, and that I know you typically are available, Skarlet and I wondered if you would like to have a conversation soon about how life is going.
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Jade invited you on a date. I hope you have more healing salve available...
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I heard about your date with Jade. All I can ask is one question: was it good for you?
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I know who and what Raiden, Atraya, and Fujin are, but could you possibly tell me more than merely that? You know them better than I do.
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Ragin' Cajuns should be renamed the Ragin' Asians!
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No more messages, fortunately.