Kisame: We still haven't found the author! :*( Pein says if we don't find her soon so she can just finish this darn story already, he'll kill me!
Renkotsu: He didn't say it quite like that.
Kisame: But now that she left I know that I... I...
A/N: Hello peoples! I'm back!
Kisame: WHERE WERE YOU YOU NO GOOD EXCUSE FOR AN AUTHOR! I AM SO SICK AND-MMPH!
A/N:... lol You so had that one coming. My dearest readers! The end of my absenses are in sight! My schedule will soon be normal again on Friday! Yay! And for those of you who worried, nothing horrible is keeping me from my work!
Renkotsu: Who would worry about you?
A/N: Why are you all so mean to me? :*(
Right now I'm a very familiar alley way.
One where I met a very big rat.
There's also a homeless man sitting on a pizza box. (He has a very frizzy beard.)
Still not know where I am? Then you're an idiot.
This certain alley way happen to be the one leading from the Akatsuki base. I'm currently inbetween Bankotsu and Pein at the front of our little progression inside to the place I so badly wanted to stay away from. The chain is now in Zetsu's hand, as he is trailing directly behind us and no one could agree who holds it, and he's kind of the middle ground now.
Tomorrow's the start of The Game. Lovely. It's been agreed (well, after much arguing) that I will be let out of the Akatsuki base at midnight exactly and the two gangs will follow the next night. Great, I still have no plan of action. I have to find some sort of way out of this. They will track me down, and I ned some where I have little to no connections with. Then I have to figure a way out of the city.
"...*rustle rustle*..." I whipped my head towards the sound, but no one else seemed to notice.
"...*rustle squeak*..." Omg.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! A RAT! AHHHHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!" AHHHHHH!
I leaped onto Pein and wrapped my arms around his neck. I was still screaming, but not alone now.
"AHHHHHHH! THAT THING IS HUGE!" Omg. That's Jakotsu.
Jakotsu leaped onto me and we started to scream together... Right in Pein's ear. Everyone else was trying to kill the rat, but that suckers huge! It was brown, had matted fur, and as was as large as a cat!
"Get off!" I prepared to unlatch, but Pein just shoved Jakotsu off.
He then proceeded to unbutton his cloak, pull me in, and button it all the way up. I was engulfed in darkness before it was even buttoned all of the way up. Darn my short form. I felt him pull his arm in through the sleeves. Pein wrapped them around my waist and pulled me so I was resting my head against his chest and pulled flush against him.
All of that so fast that I couldn't even process it all before I was held to him. This does not seem very punishy... Then again, it would be hard to convice someone to come with you after you tortured said person.
"Kill it already!" There he goes, with the hissing and the annoyance.
I heard another small sqeak and then silence. Pein's black shirt was now soaked with tears I hadn't even known I was shedding.
"Is it dead?" Dang my voice sound small, even to my own ears.
"Yes, so why don't you let her out now, Pein?" Bankotsu's voice was muffled slightly by the cloak, but I could still hear the threat in his voice.
"I'm not sure I want to let her out." Pein's voice boomed right next my face.
"I think she'd be safer with me." Now arrogance was lacing his words too.
"Then why didn't she jump to you in fear? Fear is an instictual emotion. Sensaina would have automatically jumped to whoever she felt safer with."
Man, this guy practically radiates dominance.
I heard the sound of metal being pulled out and decided it was time to intervene.
"Please, now that the rat is dead, I can come out Pein-sama." Darn! That sama is like an insticual thing.
Light flooded my eyes as Pein finally relented and opened the cloak. My eyes were drawn to the brown mass on the ground. I paled considerably at the sight but quickly turned back towards the door. As we started forward again I fell back slightly to move next to Jakotsu.
"You're scared of rats too?" I smiled timidly.
"Ugh! Yes! Disgusting things! Carry disease everywhere!" Jakotsu, I quickly noticed, has a very flamboyant personality.
I decided to take Suikotsu's advice.
"I like you makeup. The shade you have on your eyes really brings out your natural gold flecks." Thats right! I can be girly!
"Thank you! None of my brothers ever want to talk about that stuff!" Wow. Suikotsu was dead on.
"Yeah, well, I guess that's what I'm good for." Hey, if I get enslaved to them, I want at least one friend.
"Maybe you do have your uses." That was about as close as he'd get to saying he likes me, I can tell.
"Jakotsu." Bankotsu spoke up.
"You and Sensaina should share your old room for the night. Any other way would be unfair." He was glaring at Pein now but I wasn't paying attention.
Old room? He's stayed here before?
A/N:...
Deidara: She won't say anything. It's not natural! Renkotsu! Apologize already!
Renkotsu: No, she had it coming.
A/N:...
Itachi: Syzygy.
Deidara: Wha-
Itachi: Wait for it.
A/N:...
Itachi & Deidara:...
A/N:...
Itachi & Deidara:...
A/N:... lol What's syzygy mean?
Itachi: My work here is done... It means the alignment of two planets.
A/N: Darn you and your big words Itachi! Next time I shall stay silent! ... lol Whats alignment mean?
Deidara & Renkotsu: *Facepalm*