Hi there.
ILOVESOULEATERKID writes:
Kyyyyyyyooooooo my oc from my story hates you
My oc:hey wiskers it me the owl Wiskers got his own show huh WISKERS I BROUGHT KAGURA
Kagura:Kyo my love
Me:so kyo you mad bro *Troll face*
Kyo replies: Why... why does your OC hate me?...
AH CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING KAGURA?!
Kagura: KYOOOOO! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, YOU IDIOT! *runs and tries to attack Kyo*
*Kyo chucks a bag of candy at her*
Kyo: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Kagura: That's no way to speak to your future wife!
Kyo: AESIRSECRETS, HELP MEH!
Me: *smug grin... folds arms* Nope.
Yuki: *holds Kagura's chin* He's just tired from writing to all his fans. I'm sure he loves you, he just doesn't know how to express it. He's never been very social. Let him rest alone, okay?
Kagura: ... okay. But when you finish, I'll make you some chicken Tsukune (AesirSecrets: HOLY SHITZNACKS IN A BOX I JUST REALIZED TSUKUNE IS ALSO THE NAME OF THE GUY IN ROSARIO VAMPIRE... I HAD WATCHED ROSARIO VAMPIRE AFTER SAYING WHAT KYO'S FAV FOOD IS, SO I DIDN'T REALIZE... Heh heh... now I know why Tsukune is named Tsukune... he's a food... to MOKA HEH HEH HEH HEH *evil laughter* Ok, sorry, sorry, I just love Tsukune so much... probably because of Todd Haberkorn...), your favorite, okay? *smiles and skips off*
Me: YUKI you're so KIIIIIND! *glomps Yuki*
Yuki: *sweatdrop* Uh... ok...
Kyo: *demonic clouds appearing over head as he crouches and glares at Yuki*
WoNdErLaNd Or NeVeRlAnD writes:
That reminds me, I never gave AESIRSECRETS the link to the dirty Kyo and Haru yaoi did I? XP heres the link!
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Now I found the pony one on google, but it SEEMS some jerk deleted it because I can't find it DX. TO WHOEVER DELETED THE PONY PICTURE, YOU'RE A JERK!
And yes Gure, I just called you sexy. Because you are! And yes...I am a high school girl...
Coke: you're screwed...
I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU MADE A SHIGURE X READER FAN FIC AESIRSECRETS! I like Shigure X OC and another fun fan fiction type is Shigure X Tohru or MABUDACHI TRIO THREESOME! XP
I can't help it! HE'S SO SEXY! IMMA HUG HIM AND I DON'T CARE IF HE TURNS INTO A DOGGY...AND WITH THAT SUIT...UMMPH...WAIT BEFORE I MELT!
I am really starting to love you too AESIRSECRETS! *HUGGLEZ!*
Coke face palms: The embarrassment I live with...and yes that's the reference of my name! XD
Anyhow I'll just ask a question for the time being XD
OHHH KYOOOOOOOOOOOOO...come on...tell me of your dirty guilty pleasure XP (I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS...)
Wait may hug you gure-kun? :3
Wait...I found it X3 I was using the wrong browser *facepalm*
Coke: she has her head in the freaking clouds...
SORRY! AND SORRY TO WHOEVER I HAD INSULTED XD
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alright so Kyo looks all bad $$ with his wings and thats awesome, Yuki looks adorable! Hatsu haru...well he's still cattle XD and Shigure looks...UMMPH! WITH HIS LITTLE KIMONO AND AWWWW ITS SO KAWAIII!
Akito is there too...errg...thats the thing I really don't appreciate of the picture...but the alicorn thing looks AMAZING!
Oh I'm waiting for that hug gure-kun X3
Kyo replies: Wha-
Me: WATCH OUT, KYO, THIS FIRST PART IS FOR ME! *squealsssss* I LOVE the dirty Kyo and Haru pic! EEEEEEEEEEE!
I think it's pretty hot *evil grin*
Kyo: Damn it...
Shigure: How generous of you to call me sexy! Now I know that whenever dear Yuki and Kyo turn their backs to me, I can always find someone who can tell the truth like it is! Oh, you are a lovely young high school girl? Well, that's good, because I just made up a game. It's called "Fix the Writer's Block!" Now now, I know what you're all thinking, 'How can this possibly be any fun at all?' Well, what you do is one person (preferably a high school girl) goes into a writer's 'office' and then he explains he has writer's block. The girl then helps him with his writer's block like so: you slide on top of the table, scattering papers everywhere. I get upset and you take an end of my kimono 'belt' and you lean closer and then-
Kyo: YOU SICK BASTARD!
Me: OKAY STOPPING RIGHT HERE because this story is rated PG13 ^-^
But when I update Shigure's Write To! you might be able to get the full story. I don't do well with lemons, though... probably because I never actually had se-
Kyo: *ahem* I'M STILL HERE.
Me: WAIT, I CAN TOTALLY MAKE A SHIGURE X READER FANFIC! But I'll have to post it on my DeviantArt, because this site doesn't allow reader inserts, and I'm sick of re-uploading stories due to minor violations... I LOVE SHIGURE IN A SUIT! I JUST WANNA JUMP HIS BONES but I can't because he's in a screen *starts crying* WAIT, I'll look up Shigure cosplay instead and just ask those people if they could act like Shigure and then I'll jump their bones! OH WAIT, I can just preform some black magic and make him come to the real world-
Kyo: No magic.
Me: IMA DO THAT. Thanks for being awesome, WoNdErLaNd! I'm also really happy that I got your name reference, Coke!
Kyo: OK ALREADY, LEMME ANSWER HER QUESTION. Okay, my guilty pleasure is... catnip and... *cough cough*Tohru*cough cough*
(Mostly) Everyone in the world: AWWWWWW! KAWAII!
Shigure: Yes, of course, my lovely! You can *ALWAYS* hug me! I do enjoy the feeling of a cute high school girl squealing at me and hugging my irresistible dogginess! Oh, and Kyo's given up (seeing as how AesirSecrets and I keep interrupting him, so he's gone for the moment), so I will answer for him and say that the pony picture of us was SO ADORABLE! And you may hug me now if you'd like~ Hehehe~
I love Kyo Sohma forever writes:
Hey i think u r totally awesome kyo an saying u don't like tohru i dont get it everyone knows u like tohru. Please answer
Love, i love kyo sohma forever
P.S. u r totally awesome and i love u
Kyo replies: Thanks for saying I'm awesome!
*blushes furiously* I DO like Tohru...
Me: He's just a WIMP and still can't admit it, even when he's KISSED her and shit like that!
Kyo: HEY! Watch your DAMN language!
Guest writes:
tooo funny LOVE IT!
*rolling around like a pig dying of laughter!*
;)
AesirSecrets replies: Why... why THANK YOU, KIND SOUL! *hearts*
Guest writes (I'm assuming this is a different guest?):
something i dont get:
...kyo why does your family treat you like shit?i think ur amazing and if the cat was ever part of the zodiac i would definatly wanna be born it that year!
so just know dat everyone loves u!;)
...also if you ever see Akito, tell him every one fucking hates him...will you?(well at least i do)
Kyo replies: Hey, thanks for saying I'm cool! I don't know why they hate me, and I don't really give a damn, as long as they don't piss me off... It's just their fault that they're such assholes. The people who do like me are awesome. Good job, people, you know who's the most awesome guy in the world.
Me: I'm interrupting again and I'm saying this for the whole world... I HATE AKITO TOO! GOSH, I LOVE YOU FOR SAYING HE'S AN ASSHOLE! STUPID DAMN ASS AKITO! URRRRGGGGG! Okay, I'm done.
Kyo: I'm actually not pissed now, because you said what's been on my mind for most of my life.
Mahal writes:
Kyo is awesome.
AesirSecrets and Kyo reply: We know.
Guest writes:
Hey kyo if you were a girl and had to marry one of the zodiac lovely men, who would you pick and why!
Kyo replies: What the HELL kind of a question is THAT?! I'd rather die an old unmarried lady than marry one of those IDIOTS!
Me: Heh heh... Kyo's an old unmarried maid... heh...
Kyo: HEY! I just said IF I WAS A CHICK... forget it, there's no point in arguing with you.
Me: Kyon Kyon learns quickly...
Kyo: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
lunar2eternalbluecomplete writes:
If/when you beat Yuki(if it ever happens, hopefully) what would you first say and who would your next rival be and why?
Kyo replies: You mean, WHEN I beat up Yuki (WHEN it happens, DEFINITELY)? I'd say... SILENCE YOU DIRTBAG UNDER THE GROUND UNDER THE MUD! NOW MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN TSUKUNE. AND A FOOT RUB WOULD BE GOOD. BUT WEAR THAT DRESS THAT YOU WORE FOR THE FESTIVAL THING.
My next rival would be... SHIGURE!
Shigure: Aww, why me? You shouldn't want to mess up my beautiful face (not that you could anyways) because then the HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS wouldn't absolutely desire me anymore!
Kyo: The high school girls never DID desire you... -.-'
Shigure: They desire me more than yoooouuuuu~
the sakura trees writes:
When was the first time you ate leeks?
Kyo replies: I dunno the first time I ate them, why are you askin me this? I guess like when I was three? Yeah, let's go with that. I think I almost died.
Yuki: Hello Kyo, I just made some miso soup for all of us. I'll give your bowl extra leeks, just for you.
Kyo: ...
anonymusblader123 writes:
When was the first time you ate leeks?
Kyo replies: Woah, wait, what? Didn't I just answer this? Is this a repeat? Is this the same person? AesirSecrets? What the HELL'S goin' on?! Why the HELL did you put this on here twice?
Me: It wasn't MY fault! Maybe they're mind reading each other? I'm sorry if I messed up, guys T-T
Kyo: ... why're you so meek today?
Me: Love issues. Call it a crush. You've had this problem. With Tohru.
Kyo: HEY! Don't bring up Tohru so easily!
Guest writes:
I LOVE U KYO!;)
Kyo replies: Thanks! Although I would like it if we kept this conversation PG, seeing as how you got a winking face at the end... O.o
Me: KYO, YOU HENTAI!
(and not the drawn hentai, although that's acceptable too... ;) )
Kyo: -.-' I knew you wouldn't be able to keep this PG...
Vanessa writes:
Kyo do you know that every one knows the zodiac curse and you are in a cartoon
Kyo replies: ... What.
Guest writes:
Kyo tell Aisersecrets to update plzzzzzzz!
Kyo replies: YEAH, AESIRSECRETS, UPDATE THIS DAMN THING ONCE EVERY FIVE YEARS, WILL YA?!
And update your other stories! People are getting impatient!
And re-load that other story!
An-
Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH Kyo's being meeeeeean to me! Try taking AP tests and having 3 projects for every class and then finaaaaaaaallllllsssssss...
Seriously, guys, school was kicking my ass. It got a thick stick, covered it with spicy jalapeño sauce and wrenched it up my...
ANYWAYS.
Once my life gets straightened out with A GUY WHO'S AN IDIOT BUT I LIKE HIM ANYWAYS, I will be updating more frequently, like every other day. Hopefully.
Also, if you're following my other stories, those will definitely be updated a lot more frequently.
I also re-loaded Write to the Ouran Host Club! because apparently stories like this where the author interacts with the reader via reviews is not allowed -.-'
So that is it and I LOVE YOU if you stuck with us hobos for this long!
Kyo: HEY! I'm not a hobo!
Me: Yeah... yeah you are. But it's ok. We love you anyways.