Two words... "Writer's Block."

Sorry if this chapter sucks... I tried my best to get out of this funk.

"Welcome to Bane's Cafe would you like to try the Chef special?" Raphael asks Alec and his co-workers.

"I know what the chef's special tastes like, thank you," Alec says winking at Raphael who brightens up at hearing any sort of details about his friend's sex life. (Minx)
"Finally! I can't get Magnus to tell us anything, but now that you hear maybe you could give me the juicy details." Raphael said with wide eyes. Alec nods then smirks mischievously.
"Sure, I have a video showing everything, would you like to see it?" He asked waving his phone in the air. Raphael snatched the phone from Alec trying to see the video, but his phone was locked.
"It's locked!"

"No shit, did you really expect for me to show you what we did last night? I wouldn't even tell Maia or Lydia let alone the freaking duo interrogators Clizzy.
Plus, I don't have a recording of anything, just some pictures of us kissing in bed which you're more than welcome to see those nosy."
Everyone laughs at the table when Raphael huffed walking off ranting in Spanish saying Alec wasn't his favorite anymore. Magnus soon came out the kitchen with a confused expression, but that changed the minute his eyes landed on his boyfriends.
"Good afternoon darling," Magnus leans down to kiss Alec's awaiting lips. They heard the sound of a camera going off, and turned in the direction with sour expressions. Raj rolled his eyes nonchalantly at them both and shrugged.
"What? Do you want to get the bitch or not? We have a lot of work to do before my magazine is released on so it's best if we get started now, and seeing as there aren't any photos of the both of you together, I'd say we should get started today, but after lunch, I'm starving.
"Of course, what would you all like to order?" Magnus took down their orders. Before leaving he kissed Alec once more than disappeared into the kitchen to start their meals.

After having lunch at Magnus cafe, Raj immediately went into revenge mode. He pulled both Alec and Magnus away from their business and started taking photos of the two.
Raj enlisted Izzy and Clary to help out with wardrobe and hair and makeup when they walked into the cafe for lunch. Of course, they were ecstatic about rummaging through both Alec and Magnus closets.
The first location was in the park a few blocks away. Raj told them to just act natural, it wasn't hard because they were so in-tuned with one another, they hardly pained anyone else any attention. Like they always do when they're together. A couple of pictures of them hugging, and kissing, and looking into each other's eyes, then it was on to the next location.

Their next location was at Magnus' house on the balcony with glasses filled with wine, cuddles, and kisses. It was so intimate and gentle That it made the trip jealous being around them. Which was good because that's what they were going for, anything that would make Camille come out from hiding.
They took a break from taking pictures and started their interview for Raj's magazine. While Clary and Izzy went to get them food before their next shots.
Raj asked them simple questions at first, then he got to the real stuff about Magnus past and his accomplishments.
Magnus hesitated at first, but once he started, he couldn't stop and thank the Angels Raj recorded the conversation on his phone so he could plug it up to his laptop and every word would appear in a text.
When Magnus was finished explaining his story, Raj was even more pissed at the she-devil. He wanted to take this bitch down and make sure she's locked away for good.
Raj asked them to change into their chef outfits and pose for a few pictures inside of Magnus' kitchen since Alec's wasn't done yet.

While waiting for Clizzy to get back, Raj showed them a few pictures they should post on their social media accounts, and make a few Instagram videos of each other being sappy. Raj low key loved the couple and wished he could have a love like there's but he'll wait for his true love to come into his life. He's in no rush to force someone to love him.
Clizzy finally showed up and brought Chinese food for them all, while going over their next outfit choice to finish off the day. Magnus would wear a dark vest, black skinny jeans with a print at the bottom, a printed dress shirt with a scarf, rings, and bracelets.
Alec would wear black jeans, dark grey/green-ish greenshirt, combat boots and a black jacket to finish the look. For this shot Raj wants the pictures to resemble a photo booth strip, but also have the pictures uploaded separately.
They finished their dinner and got to work. A few shots of them being cute and lovey-dovey, the rest just went out the window. They posed smiling and making crazy faces, or in the middle of a laugh.
Izzy recorded them behind the scenes acting a straight damn fool, but it was worth it in the end.
The trio laughed so loud when Magnus made a face when Alec was trying go miss up his hair, and all Alec smiled and ignored his boyfriend's pleading cry.

When they finished it was close to 9 pm and they were exhausted but in a good way. Their plans were finally coming together, and both Alec and Magnus couldn't be happier.
"Thank you so much for doing this Raj, I owe you one. Just let me know how much I owe you and I will head to the bank in the morning. Or should I wait until you're done taking the pictures of the opening?" Alec asked his friend while they were straightening up Magnus' living room.
Raj rolled his eyes with no heat behind the gesture. "You know I like to be a professional, so I will get my payment once I'm done with making you look good as always, not that I have to so a lot. Everything you do is adorable, but don't tell Magnus I said that." He chuckled.

"Oh, Magnus heard you. What are you trying to steal him from me already Raj? Geez, I just got him back!" Magnus says in a playful manner. He knew neither one of them were attracted to one another, Magnus just wanted to have a little fun picking on his boyfriend like the good old days.

Alec and Raj burst out laughing.

"Dear God are you nuts?! That's like asking Alec to date his sister, ick! No thanks, he's all yours! Plus he isn't my type anyway, but I can still call him cute. He's like an adorable puppy, with his big eyes, especially when he gets upset or sad. You know what I'm talking about." Raj's says to Magnus while he's packing his camera equipment.

Magnus nods. "Oh, it's just the cutest when he makes his pouty face when he narrows his eyes at you and his lips do that adorable line." Magnus smiles and kisses Alec's lips in a chaste kiss.
"I hate both of you, I just want you'll to know that," Alec mutters as he walks away heading into Magnus bedroom leaving Raj and Magnus to their banter while he explores his lover's bedroom and things.

After a while, Raj, Izzy, and Clary leaves for the night but promises to stop by both of their jobs to say hello before heading into their own office. Magnus and Alec walked Raj out to his car making plans for the next few days before the magazine comes out.
Alec pulled Magnus back inside the house for some much-needed lovemaking to end the night before the grand opening in the morning.