I am here for some unfortunate news about the author of this story. The author is gone and the author has left us with these words sayin- Gramps! Eh What? What are you doing? Just telling all your readers that you've be dead. Gramps. Yeah? GET OUT! Well fine be that way you little brat, but you better apologize and explain why to those poor readers that have been waiting for you to update as to why you didn't update in such a LONG time. I will Gramps -_- Good!

Once again I'm so SORRY! About not updating for so long. It been school and homework and projects and stuff. Lots of stuff. I hope you can forgive a lazy person such as myself for no updating for such a long time. And once again SORRY!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own The Nightmare Before Christmas CD revisited. It so cool!

People to thank for reviewing, reading and stuff:

Takara Makoto

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What happen last time on Help Me:

Hinata fail to notice that Gaara immediately tense up. While Ukases keep looking over his back once in awhile.

How will I know if he attacks or not? The question echoing in his head.

"Hey Gaara" Hinata whispered to.

"What"

"Let eat lunch together okay"

He quickly turns around and she had a smile on her face. He was a little more than surprise, but didn't care to show it.

He turned back around "Sure".

He's too close.

Now back to the story:

I was sitting in Geometry feeling a little more than uncomfortable today. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that neither Ukases and Gaara have left my side at all this morning! Anyone who came near me either got scared off or was threaten. I sighed I know Gaara just trying to protect me, but why is Ukases acting like this too? And to top it off I haven't been able to talk to Naruto at all.

"Hinata"?

I turned around. Thank You

Naruto was smiling at me "Can you help me with this problem here".

I blushed instancing knowing he was smiling at me "S-S-Sure"

"Thanks this new teacher is tough"

I look back up the front to Mr. Uchiha. He was another reason why I felt uncomfortable, but I wasn't sure why. Getting my attention Naruto was kneeling next to my desk with his work in his hands. He was so close to me and he smelled really nice too.

"So how to you find the area of a circle with the diameter of 14 inches"?

"Oh" I shook myself to focuses, but I couldn't help it. He just had such beautiful eyes.

"You just divided the diameter and multiple what you got by itself and you will get the area"

I am so lucky I get math.

"Thanks a million, Hinata" Naruto said writing down his answer.

"You're welcome" I said smiling at him.

"Huh" he was staring at me.

"What wrong"

"Your face is really red"

"Oh" I turned my face away embarrassed.

"No, no Hinata I didn't mean to embarrasses you. You actually look kind of cute when you blush"

I look back at Naruto. Did he just said I was cute? I didn't know what to say, but this was a wonderful moment. Naruto just said I was cute. Nothing could ruin this moment.

"Just what do you think you're doing retard?"

I was wrong.

Naruto whipped over to Ukases "What do you call me"?

"What are you deaf?" Gaara asked.

Oh no why do these guys have to do this to me.

"I was just asking Hinata for some help"

"Well go ask someone else and stopbothering Grande Teton" Gaara threaten.

Naruto stood in front of Gaara's desk "What do you call Hinata"

"Grande Teton"

"Don't insult Hinata like that"

"Do you even know what it means?"

"No, but I bet it insulting"

"It means big boobs, you dumbass".

Naruto fell silent and I turned even redder. Big boobs!?!?!

I even notice that Ukases was turning a bit pink. Oh lord this was so embarrassing.

"Well that certainly an interesting nickname" Mr. Uchiha said standing nearby.

"Sir did you hear what that pervert just called Hinata" Naruto yelled point at me.

Why me.

"Yes, yes I did and now you and him can go to principal's office for disturbing my class".

"Whatever" Gaara said waling out of class.

"Jackass" Naruto muttered, but got hit on the head before he left.

Now I just felt bad. I hope those two won't get into so much trouble. I keep staring at the door barely listen to what Mr. Uchiha was talking about till someone reach over and pinched my face.

"Ow" I moaned rubbing my pinch cheek.

"Focuses on your school work" Ukases told me.

"But what about the guys" I asked look back at the door.

"It their problem not yours"

"But well they be okay?"

"Why should you care?"

"Well why shouldn't I"

"You too soft you know that Hinata"

"Um thank you"

Ukases smirked "Just get back to work".

I hope that they'll be okay.

MEANWHILE:

She was too soft for her own good. The girl was still even blushing, but the retard was right about her looking cute. Whoa now where do that come from. I need to focuses. I need to focuses on grande teton……….okay I really don't need to focuses on THAT now.

MEANWHILE

Stupid school, stupid people, and stupid Hinata. Why is she always nice to everyone when one of them might to kill her? I can't protect her properly if she going to be nice to very dumbass she see and speaking of dumbass. I knew the blond dumbass was trying to burn a hole in my head with his glare, but I choose to ignored him. He wasn't much of a threat and neither was that glasses freak that follow Hinata everywhere. So far the cost look clear around the school, but I had my doubts about that Mr. Uchiha. Which bring up another question. How I'm I going to protect her if I'm all the way over here?

MEANWHILE

It was finally lunch, but Naruto or Gaara wasn't here at all. What taking so long? Tenten then tackled me out of nowhere.

"Grr I'm going to eat you up" she teased.

I giggled and move a bit so she could sit next to me.

"So where your guards dogs" she asked.

I look at the lunch line where Ukases was getting our lunches. I didn't understand why he insisted to get my lunch too.

"Tenten, they're not my guards' dogs" I protest.

"You're right" Tenten said "They are so much cuter then dogs".

I choked on my milk "Tenten".

"Oh" she hugged me "You are just the cutest little thing when you're so red".

"Tenten stop. I am not cute when my face resemble a tomato" I said.

"I like tomatoes" Ukases said scaring me.

"Well there you go" Tenten said drinking her chocolate milk.

"Here your lunch" Ukases handing me a tray of food.

"Thank you" I tried to avoid looking at him.

"So Ukases where you from" Tenten asked.

"I came from Italy" Ukases said.

"Wow" I said.

"So can you speak an Italian" Tenten asked.

"Fluently" Ukases said.

Gaara then materialized next to me grabbing the apple from my tray.

"Where do you came from Gaara" Tenten asked next.

"France" he said before biting into my apple.

Ukases handed me his.

I thank him.

"So Hinata" Tenten had an evil grin on her face "You know what I heard".

I sink a little lower in my sit "What".

"That in geometry class you have a rather usual nickname"

"Oh Tenten please don't asked" I begged.

Tenten laughed "Oh come on it can't be that bad".

"Well i-"I heard a gunshot nearby.

Then a powerful force ram me in the back to the floor. My shoulder hurted really badly and it felt warm and wet.

"Hinata" Tenten screamed rushing over to my side.

Someone held me in their arms before I lose consciousness. Someone please help me.

Well that was fun and I hope you enjoy it. The nickname Grande Teton actually came from my history when French explorers were naming some new territory in an America. Apparently they had it funny to name a mountain range Grand Teton meaning Big Boobs. I am not lying. And so since I was making Gaara speak French I decided pourquoi pas (why not)? I hope you enjoy and I try to update a LOT more sooner. Tacho!