Aunt May's POV

She stood in the kitchen glancing at the clock, it was getting a bit late for her but Peter said he'd decided to come over for dinner. She finished with the ham when she heard the house phone ring, she sighed walking over to it hoping he wasn't going to cancel due to work, he needed a break, she was worried about him ever since he'd stopped dating and hanging out with friends. "Hello?" she answered.

Finding a cheerful Peter on the other line "Hey aunt May, I'll be over soon, I have a friend with me, if you don't mind."

She smiled pleased to hear him sounding like his old self, not his fake cheerful he'd been wearing. "Hurry up then, dinner will get cold if you don't, I've laid out the dinner plates so I guess I'll set another out for your friend, do I get a name or just friend?"

Spiderman's POV

He grinned with his hood pulled all the way up to cover his face, as he swung through back allies in the clothes he'd grabbed on their way to Wade's apartment, with Wade currently wrapped around his back holding his phone up "His name's Wade, I think you'll like him. Gotta go be there in about five at most."

May's voice was soft and she sounded content "I'll have a plate out for him, see you soon." Wade clicked the phone off and stuffed it in Peter's pocket wrapping his arm back around Peter's shoulder "I'm sorry my clothes don't fit you better." he chuckled as Peter's shirt flapped loosely and his pants were mostly kept on by Wade's legs being wrapped around his hips.

Peter chuckled "It's fine, I should of grabbed a pair of my clothes when I'd gone to meet you, I'm just glad you had clean clothes and a working shower, don't do anything dirty to my suit."

Wade licked the small amount of neck that wasn't covered by Peter's hood, as he mumbled "I've already lived the dream of getting it dirty with the one who wears it, I think I'm sated."

Peter shivered and let them down in an alley two blocks from his aunt's house. "You tease." He let Wade climb off his back, listened for a moment before pulling his hood off turning to kiss Wade looking up into his eyes for a moment "I don't think you need to wear the hood here, my aunts nice."

Wade tensed up briefly "Maybe in a bit, I'd prefer to leave it up a bit longer, I'm not use to others looking at me without... well, not the kindest of words."

Peter nodded respecting Wade's comfort zone. "I promise she won't, but I won't push you."

He took Wade's hand and they walked down the street, quickly coming to the house he was raised in, he opened the door "We're here, Aunt May?" she rounded the corner from the kitchen "Come in, come in." she motioned them over and quickly hugged Peter pulling back and looking him over "Looks like your in a good mood. Now let's see this friend of yours."

She turned to Wade who was standing stiff in the doorway, he slowly stepped in closing the door, moving with tight almost robotic motions, his hood still up over his face, his voice wavered as he spoke "Hi, I'm assuming your Peter's sister?"

May chuckled "Oh my, no I'm his aunt but thank you. I'd presume your Wade?"

Wade nodded his head slowly "I am."

May smiled gently "Dear, you don't have to be so shy, if your as close of a friend to Peter as the phone call this morning makes you sound I believe that makes you as welcome in this house as Peter here. You can remove your hood, you don't have to feel like your barging in." she turned and headed to the table "I hope your both hungry, there's quite a bit of ham, I also made corn, and mashed potatoes. Wade you aren't vegetarian, are you? I can whip something else up if you are."

He coughed "No, I uh... eat meat, thank you though."

Deadpool's POV

Peter followed his aunt towards the table pausing to turn back to Wade and smile "You can leave the hood up if it makes you feel more comfortable, but May won't judge you."

Wade shuffled slowly into the dining room to the table sitting down a nervous knot tied in his stomach and a lump in his throat, possibly literally since the cancer popped up everywhere on him.

Wade looked up to see a grinning May "Come now, it can't be that bad. Even if you're some kind of woolly mammoth, or someone who looks big and scary under there, I promise not to scream, this city's full of all sorts of people, and unless you've got some secret identity hiding in there because you're a superhero or something, you should remove your hood, it's impolite to eat with a hat or hood on."

Wade chuckled thinking about how spot on that sounded for a woman who didn't know her nephew was the web-slinger. "Okay I'll remove it, but don't say I didn't try to help you keep your food down." Shaking hands slowly grabbed the edges of his hood trembling before he could move his arms Peter had grabbed the front of his hood pulling it forward and ducking down to look Wade in the eyes and whispering "You don't have to if you're this nervous, she'll understand." With that he released Wade's hood and sat down starting to cover his plate with food, as May had already started. Wade smiled comforted by Peter's concern, and slowly let go of his hood and smiled under it "I'll remove it later, I'm sorry if it comes off as rude. I don't really like people seeing me."

She accepted that "All right, but keep in mind this is your first impression. So far I've got a name without the face that goes with it. But I can find you based on your voice, so don't you hurt my Peter."

Wade chuckled at that unable to stop himself "Oh come on me hurt him?" Then he realized he was taller than Peter and built like a semi "Okay then again I'm pretty sure survival of the fittest I could probably eat him."

She beamed "Well if you think it would come to that you should probably eat before dinner gets cold." He realized that he'd been talking while they had filled their plates and started eating. He quickly rushed to catch up, knocking a plate off the table, Peter's reflexes had him instantly throw his hand under the table partially diving out of his seat, ending up with his body almost out of his seat entirely, he slowly righted himself setting it back on the table "Be more careful." He smiled but his grin was nervous like he'd been caught. Wade thought for a moment There is no way she doesn't know you're Spiderman or something. You are beyond human fast.

May simply applauded "Good catch."