A/N- I'm sorry, I really am, it's just school started and- well, I've been busy, so hears the chapter y'all wanted!
AND IN THIS CHAPTER YOU GET THE SCOOP ON CHRISTINA!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!
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I was sat here, in front of Christina, I was the only one she wanted in her room as she got changed (That…..sounded dodgy.) she was pacing around in her wedding dress, looking panicked.
"Pre-Wedding jitters?" I joked ,smiling at her from my armchair.
She looked at me with big, round, frightened eyes.
She was petrified.
"I-I don't want to…" She mumbled, collapsing on the end of her bed.
"Don't want to…?" Please no….
"Marry him…" Oh crap… now I have to talk her into marrying the love of my life… well, here goes-
"I love Bob!" She cried, throwing her arms up in the air. "And he loves me!" Maybe these were her calming-down exercises? "And you love Eddie!"
Oh crap. Busted.
"I-I do not!!!" I thought frantically to change the subject. "Who's Bob?!"
"Bob Prattinson." Christina smiled smugly, crossing her arms as she stood up, bending down over me. "And you DO love Edward." She bent even further to whisper in my ear
"And I have a plan."
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"It's too tight!"
"Stop being a baby!"
"What the hell?!"
"Calm down!"
"Bah,'umbug!"
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I gulped and stepped out of the big white car, staring at the big, oak doors of the church, and tugged on the very full skirt of my- Christina's- wedding dress.
I was SO going to kill her . As the car drove off, She even had the nerve to lean out the window and yell "Happy wedding day!" How come all the people I know are loonies who like to sniff feet? (Maybe that's just Alice)
Anyway, Christina's plan was that I'd just walk in, give Edward Christi's note and leave. But there were two obstacles- One, Felix, Christina's BFF, who was now looking at me like I was the spawn of Satan (He was waiting outside, to escort Christina from the car, to Edward, and give her away, because Christi's dad couldn't make it.)
Obstacle Two- The mass of people in the church noticing I wasn't the blonde beauty Christina, But I figured, if I keep my head down, no-one will notice.
"Who the hell-?!" I rammed a hand down on Felix's mouth.
I slowly explained what was going on, incase he was mentally impaired or whatever, and he stared at me with wide, dark eyes.
"Just escort me down the aisle, for gods sake!" I grabbed his arm, and pulled him towards the giant oak doors as they opened.
A familiar tune played as I dragged Felix rather ungracefully down the aisle, and I had to resist the urge to look up at Edward- I couldn't give away my cover, after all, the crowd was already gathering that something was wrong.
We reached Edward.
Felix hastily shoved my hand in Edwards.
I looked up at him.
He looked tired, ten years older than his twenty-five years.
His eyes widened. "Bella?!"
I rammed my hand down on his mouth "Christina made me. Just read this." I produced the note from the folds of my dress, and handed it to him.
As he scanned it, I cleared my throat and turned to the confused crowd of people sitting down.
"As you've probably noticed, I'm not Christina. She's not coming. I would say she's sick, but that would be a lie. She stood Edd here up" I shrugged. "I'm just the messenger"
I gathered Up the Skirts of the godforsaken dress, and made to go.
Edward grabbed my hand.
Why must my life be fraught with drama?
"Bella? Aren't you Gonna stay?"
Was he serious? "And watch you get married to thin air? Did you read that note?"
He was going very red now. "Well I was trying to ask you if you will-"
Ahh! I see! "Help you hang yourself? Sure!" If he wanted to kill himself, he could. I'd follow soon behind anyway-
"No, actually I-" He Got down on one knee "Will you marry me, Bella?"
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I stuck a finger in my ear, and wiggled it around "I need my ears tested. I thought you just said 'Will you marry me?' weird huh?"
He shook his head slowly. "No, because I DID say that."
Ithinkijustdied.
I blinked spastically. "I funh- muh- Yes?" I squeaked .
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………I'm getting married? Again?]
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A/N- Well, one more chapter to go, and I'm Done! Thanks for reading!
-Be Be x