I love Saturday morning cartoons!... Just not 4kids... Yuck. No I'm talking about Spongebob Squarepants! This little tid bit was inspired by his striped sweater song!! Yeah!

Disclaimer- I own nothing... And once again, I don't own the shirt on my back or the one in this story... Kristi has some cool clothes! X3

11- The best time to wear a striped sweater is... NEVER!

Zoro stared at the piece of fabric as if it were the most repulsive thing in the world.

"Hell NO!" He yelled at the orange haired woman who was holding the fabric in her hands. Nami grinned evilly.

"I'll cut your debt in half." she said. Zoro glared at her. He knew this woman was sea witch, just knew it.

"How much will be left?" He asked cautiously.

"6 thousand." she said matter of factly. Yes, definitely a witch, or a daughter of the devil himself, how he hated this woman right now.

"How long?" He asked, his anger growing.

"Rest of the day." He felt his eye twitch in anger. He grabbed the repulsive green fabric from Nami's hands and stormed off to the boys quarters.

"Bitch." He mumbled to himself as he slipped it over his head. He looked at himself in the mirror and wanted to puke. It was the ugliest sweater he had ever seen in his life. It was green, striped and itchy. "Dammit, it's like they shaved Sanji's stupid face whiskers and knitted them into the ugliest shirt in the freakin' world!" He said while trying to scratch his back. He thought about what he just said. "There's noway I can let the others see me in this damn thing." He looked around desperately and came up with a plan. "I'll just stay in here for the rest of the day." He started to head for his hammock.

Knock, knock.

"Oi, Zoro." Nami's voice came through the door. "I know you're in there. Come out and let everyone see!"

"Fuck you!" He yelled.

"Get out here or I'll double your debt!" She demanded.

"Stupid bitch." He muttered to himself as he stalked toward the door. When he opened the door Nami's face lit up with amusement. "I hate you so much right now." he said coldly.

"That's nice. HEY GUYS COME AND LOOK AT ZORO!!!" She yelled and ushered him forward.

As the crew started to show up Zoro turned around so they were staring at his back.

"Zoro what are you wearing?" came Usopp's voice. He never guessed that Usopp had any sense of fashion. He turned around and faced his nakama, red faced.

"It's a present from Nami! If you have a problem with it, talk to her about it!" he stammered, pointing at Nami, who just smiled. They rest went silent, as if they were thinking whether or not they should tell Nami that the sweater was hideous or not.

"Zoro looks like a christmas tree!!" Luffy yelled suddenly and began to run circles around Zoro.

"Yeah!" Yelled Chopper and joined him. Usopp stared at Zoro for a second then nodded and joined in the circle.

Robin and Sanji shared the same amused smiles and returned to what they were doing earlier. Robin was reading and Sanji went to the kitchen.

Zoro didn't know who he wanted to kill at the moment. Nami, the three circling him, or himself. He couldn't do the first because Luffy would kill him, and he couldn't do the last because Luffy would probably bring him back to life and kill him again. So he decided to take it out on the three circling him.

"I'm giving you three seconds before I kick all three of your asses." Zoro said with a cold stare. Chopper ran off while the other two stood there and laughed at his shirt. It even took away his menacing look, because they were too busy staring at it's green, striped ugliness.

"Augh!" He lunged for them and successfully sent Luffy flying into the mast. Usopp was already gone hiding somewhere. "Dirty bastards..." he mumbled to himself as he headed for the galley. He was going to ask Sanji to convince Nami to let him take the damn shirt off. How would Sanji convince Nami?... Probably by saying he wont swoon over her the rest of the day. Yeah that would work. Definitely.

He walked silently into the kitchen and sat at the table.

"Oi Sanji." He said, afraid that the cook would laugh at him too and further damage his large pride.

"Yeah?" said the cook not taking his eyes off the treats he was making.

"Can you help me?" His voice was pleading, but when Sanji turned around his face wasn't.

"Nope. A deal is a deal, you'll just have to stick it out." Sanji said with a grin.

"That wasn't a deal! She threatened me!" he exclaimed.

"Do you know how pathetic that sounds?"

"Go to hell." Zoro said, he couldn't think of any other comeback.

"Don't worry I'll see you down there. We can have a barbecue." Sanji smiled.

"Screw you all! If you need me I'll be somewhere that I wont tell you!" Zoro stalked off, completely frustrated.

'He's so cute in that sweater. I just cant help but tease him.' Sanji thought as he stared at Zoro's butt as he walked out. He wasn't sure how something so hideous could be cute. But what the hell, he'd just make it up to him later tonight. Sanji's mind swam with the possibilities. Oh, this was going to be fun.

Yep a wonderful present on Nami's part. XD

Words to Spongebob's song!

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.

The kind with a cotton... turtleneck, yes that's the kind!

Oh when you wear a striped sweaterrrrrrr...-- end

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