/N: Well here it is, the first Decepticon story! I don't know how good I did with this one, so please bear with me. I decided to do Starscream. (It was surprisingly hard to come up with something).

wolf-shadow666: Yeah I'll probably be updating more on the weekend. I think of Sides as being more of a troublemaker then Sunstreaker (Though Sunstreaker is still almost as bad).

Haha, well I do hope to make people laugh. That line originates from the late show with letterman (you can look it up on Youtube. It was so funny!). I decided to use the song idea after surfing through the internet for inspiration.

Well I hope you like this chapter as much as the last! :)

mrsharrypotter: Oh thats nice, no more coughing! I'm glad you liked the chapter!

I laughed so hard when I saw the youtube video that people stared (I was in a public place lol)

So I did starscream this chapter! Hope you like it! :)

Noella50881: haha yeah!

MMerkury: Two wrenches eh? I would think that would ward off eveyrone form Ratchet instead of Ratchet from them lol!

MissShelz: Haha glad you liked it. they'll be feeling those check-ups for several days.

Jacqueline Walker: Well I did choose one of the seekers! I like your idea a lot (I'll probably use it at some point...). Glad you liked the chapter!

Mephiles the Dark Spartan: Thank you, I'm glad you like it! Its not always easy to write (I try to be as original as possible...) but I manage! I hope you enjoy this chapter!

supergirlprime: That one was my favorite one as well lol!

Sounddrive: Glad you liked the stories (You reviewed a lot lol! Surprised me!) Hope you like this chapter!

"Fragging Autobots!" Starscream screeched, currently held down to the ground as Ironhide and Optimus attempted to restrain him. They had managed to finally shoot the seeker down after a never-ending game of duck hunt, Starscream being the annoying duck. The only problem was that restraining him was even harder than shooting him down, the Decepticon continuing to try and fly away even with broken wings. The jet continued to try and fly off, dragging Optimus and Ironhide with him.

"Slag! You don't have any fragging wings to fly with so give it up!" Ironhide snarled, bringing his fist down on one of the seekers wings. Starscream howled in pain, finally transforming in to his bipedal form. This caused Ironhide and Optimus to suddenly fall forward, nearly crushing the Decepticon second in command. This only caused him to screech loudly and start thrashing about, trying to free his self. Optimus and Ironhide took about five minutes before they could finally subdue him, Ironhide simply knocking on his helm with his fist. Starscream slumped to the ground in stasis lock.

Ironhide hoisted the limp form of Starscream over his shoulder and began running back to base before they could be spotted, knowing that Thundercracker and Skywarp would probably be arriving soon. The two Autobots ducked through the trees, not wanting to be spotted by any humans either. With all their hiding and sneaking around, it took them about half an hour to finally reach the base.

"You brought Screamer? As in the Decepticon second in command? How did you get him?" Sideswipe asked, skating across the hanger towards the approaching group. He was alone this time, his brother off street racing. Several others stared at them curiously, all wondering the same thing. How did they manage to bag Starscream?

"It was fragging difficult. He kept flying around like he was drunk on high grade" Ironhide said, throwing Starscream off of his shoulder. The sudden contact with the hard floor woke up the seeker, who began shrieking and writhing around like a fish out of water. Sideswipe and the others winced at the seeker's loud and painful voice.

"Slagging Autobots!" Starscream screeched, trying to free his self from the restraints. Sideswipe could not help but snicker at the sight of Starscream. Ironhide rolled his optics before grabbing Starscream roughly by one of his arms, dragging him across the floor. The seeker continued to resist as he was dragging in to medical room where Ratchet was. Ratchet glanced from Ironhide to the struggling Decepticon.

"Prime wants him disarmed so he doesn't go killing any Autobots. I would do it, but I'm busy" Ironhide said simply, leaving the two alone. Ratchet sighed and walked over, ignoring Starscream's protests. He dragged him across the room and on to his work table, keeping him restrained. Ratchet went in to his storeroom, closing the door behind him.

'Fragging Autobots. I need to get out of here' Starscream thought, fuming over his capture. He looked around, making sure the medic was out of sight, before trying to scoot of the table. Unaware of the damage he sustained, he tried to use his thrusters to force himself in to a standing position. The result was almost immediate.

"SLAG" Starscream screeched as he was thrown from the table roughly, smashing in to the counters across. His thrusters refused to shut off now, forcing him to fly around the room in a panic. The Decepticon seeker managed to smash several of Ratchet's tools and dent the wall several times before the old medic came in, startled when Starscream flew past him.

"I NEEDED THAT" Ratchet snarled, trying to snatch Starscream out of the air. He missed by inches as Starscream continued to fly around without control, breaking several more of Ratchet's tools. Ratchet grabbed a wrench, and with incredible accuracy, thrust it in to one of Starscream's thrusters. He did the same thing to the other one, forcing Starscream to fall to the ground. Ratchet walked over to the stunned Seeker and removed the wrenches, only to find that the ends of each were completely melted.

"Ratchet, are you all right? We heard loud noises…." Bumblebee came walking in to the room, only to find that the walls were dented and covered in the remains of tools. Starscream was strapped to the table with more than double the restraints he had come in with earlier and there were two half melted wrenches on the floor. Ratchet looked incredibly mad and irritated.

"All right then I'll leave you to it" Bumblebee said slowly, noticing the expression Ratchet wore. He disappeared before Ratchet could say anything else. Starscream watched the scout leave, looking afraid. Ratchet hovered over him with several tools.

"Frag"

/N: Well here we are at the end of this chapter.I imagined Starscream trying to free himself with his thruster things (I have no idea if thats the right name for them lol...) and being so damaged that it screwed up! Hope you enjoy this chapter!