Dear Fanfiction Writers

by Annabeth137

Short letters from the Percy Jackson characters to Fanfiction writers who have screwed up! A whole bunch of mini-vignettes, don't expect lengthy chapters. UPDATE: I have lost most of my motivation, but I will try to continue when summer starts again.

11. Completely Female, Lou Ellen

I'm back! I think tomorrow, I'm going to do Katie, but today I want to do Lou Ellen. I've read a couple fics including her, and there are a couple misconceptions and she seems like fun to write about, so that is what I shall do. At the end of this chapter, there will be a question, and I will give a virtual cookie to the person who answers it correctly first!

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I am a GIRL! Not a boy, a GIRL! I understand how Lou could be a boy's name, but I'm pretty sure Ellen is only a girl's name, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm sorry, but I find it offensive when people mix up my gender.

Also, I don't go to Hogwarts. I mean, seriously, just because I'm a witch dosen't mean I would go all the way to Scotland to go to a wizarding school. That's just kind of silly, not to say I'm not a Harry Potter fan. I assure you, I respect the books, even if they are freakishly inaccurate.

-Completely Female, Lou Ellen

I really couldn't think of a good closure for that one.

So, anyway, my question is: In The Last Olympian, what did Percy think of when he heard Stayin' Alive playing in the elevator to Olympus?

So, thanks to all who reviewed! Annabeth out.